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Zaryan No.21003
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What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf.
Zaryan No.21004
>words words words Maya needs more love than these 2 adopted bitchies or something
Zaryan No.21005
THIS... SO MUCH THIS... WE NEED MORE MYMY ABUSE RIGHT NOW. HOLY TRUTHNUKE... INSERT NAILS INTO MYMY'S EYE SOCKETS NOOOOOW
Zaryan No.21006
>>21003
That's all sadly true. The idea of adopting someone else's children while having your own is utterly psychopathic. Being a child that doesn't really understand any of it and suddenly receiving 1/3 of the attention she has received before because some strange other children have appeared at home must be devastating for the psyche. Only parents with no sense of responsibility over the wellbeing of their own children would attempt that.
Zaryan No.21007
just saying... that wouldn't happen if the girls had sex with eachother. JUST SAYING DOE...
Zaryan No.21008
>>21005
You should kill yourself i unironically fucking dont like you
Zaryan No.21009
>good boy points
shes a woman retard
<reddit space >foreign invaders
coco is an afrikaan dumbass shes just going back to her homeland and they are both 6 what will they do (okay mymy might do something)
<reddit space >two different ethnicities
maya belongs to both of them as do her parents
<reddit space >getting all the attention
ok thats a good point since we can see her parents only talk to coco at the end but its also because shes the most sociable out of the bunch and also because mymy is feasting and maya is still shocked from the day
<reddit space >throwing out a cat
would you rather give up a child or a cat
<reddit space >Indonesians
maya is literally Indonesian dumbass
<reddit space >mymy mocks maya
she only does that after she makes a joke about "colonising her virgin islands" and goes as far as helping her do her project, and coco invites maya to join them
<reddit space >disassociate as soon as they graduate
maya will probably try to do that but get lonely fast and then get back to them (like how she came back to them after failing to do her project alone)
<reddit space >coco is 1st world euro sissy
like i said she is from south africa and probably survived a few farm raids, and she feels pittyful to maya when she saw her sitting alone, and also feels bad after trying to murder her
<reddit space >high up in the clouds
she has many friends and could have just left maya alone if she really was egotistical
<reddit space >hobo next door
marge
<reddit space >no common grounds
paintings with coco and hitler with mymy
<reddit space >no time to develop a personality
yeah because she spent all that time watching anime and gooning
<reddit space >sulking over her shit life
she thought about killing herself after merely fucking up ofc she would do that
<reddit space >self insert
yeah she dreams like everyone else, plays sims and dreams about living in an island, all which seem normal to me
<reddit space >no music taste
debunked in a comic
<reddit space >maya will struggle to graduate
maybe
<reddit space >to not feel like a waster of oxygen
i can fix that
<reddit space >downqard spiral into neetdom
she already is
<reddit space >kill herself
maya is too afraid to die (like how she immediately apologises to coco and tries getting the attention of her imaginery friends before throwing herself of the building in her own head)
Zaryan No.21010
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Zaryan No.21011
>>21008
Rude
Zaryan No.21012
>>21010
has der 'cord live rent free in his head award
Zaryan No.21015
>>21011
Why you rude to mymy then? How about I breaks your legs and force you to eat your own ripped off testicles?
Zaryan No.21016
i did not read that award
Zaryan No.21017
>>21015
Because Mymy deserves it while I don't
How about you learn how to speak more nicely to strangers btw
Zaryan No.21019
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>>good boy points
>shes a woman retard
><reddit space >>foreign invaders
>coco is an afrikaan dumbass shes just going back to her homeland and they are both 6 what will they do (okay mymy might do something)
><reddit space >>two different ethnicities
>maya belongs to both of them as do her parents
><reddit space >>getting all the attention
>ok thats a good point since we can see her parents only talk to coco at the end but its also because shes the most sociable out of the bunch and also because mymy is feasting and maya is still shocked from the day
><reddit space >>throwing out a cat
>would you rather give up a child or a cat
><reddit space >>Indonesians
>maya is literally Indonesian dumbass
><reddit space >>mymy mocks maya
>she only does that after she makes a joke about "colonising her virgin islands" and goes as far as helping her do her project, and coco invites maya to join them
><reddit space >>disassociate as soon as they graduate
>maya will probably try to do that but get lonely fast and then get back to them (like how she came back to them after failing to do her project alone)
><reddit space >>coco is 1st world euro sissy
>like i said she is from south africa and probably survived a few farm raids, and she feels pittyful to maya when she saw her sitting alone, and also feels bad after trying to murder her
><reddit space >>high up in the clouds
>she has many friends and could have just left maya alone if she really was egotistical
><reddit space >>hobo next door
>marge
><reddit space >>no common grounds
>paintings with coco and hitler with mymy
><reddit space >>no time to develop a personality
>yeah because she spent all that time watching anime and gooning
><reddit space >>sulking over her shit life
>she thought about killing herself after merely fucking up ofc she would do that
><reddit space >>self insert
>yeah she dreams like everyone else, plays sims and dreams about living in an island, all which seem normal to me
><reddit space >>no music taste
>debunked in a comic
><reddit space >>maya will struggle to graduate
>maybe
><reddit space >>to not feel like a waster of oxygen
>i can fix that
><reddit space >>downqard spiral into neetdom
>she already is
><reddit space >>kill herself
>maya is too afraid to die (like how she immediately apologises to coco and tries getting the attention of her imaginery friends before throwing herself of the building in her own head)
Zaryan No.21021
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>>21017
ummm xir i don't like mymy abuse because she deserves it, i like it because mymy abuse is fun and i get violent impulses whenever i see mymy. it's more fun when she doesn't deserve it
Zaryan No.21022
>>21003
>mysečf
SlavGOD?
Zaryan No.21023
>>21022
Je to ěščřžýáíé
Zaryan No.21024
>>21017
Mymt doesnt deserve all of that faggot, but you do for even daring to say such things. You sound like a troon obsessed with self harm and shit like that. How about I rip off your fingernails, stab you in the ear with a screwdriver, and cut off your fingers one by one?
Zaryan No.21027
>>21024
You sound mentally unstable
Mymy is not real and even if she was real she would consider you a weirdo
Meanwhile you talk to actual real life humans like a mental patient
Ever considered talking nicer to strangers little Timmy or at least try not to sound like a irl Soyjak?
Zaryan No.21032
>>21003
>mysečf
At first, I thought you were an illiterate slav, but after writing a lengthy reply, your arguments actually mimic those of Maya herself. If that was your intention, then you did a really good job, but if it wasn't, you remain an illiterate slav.
Zaryan No.21036
>>21027
>You sound mentally unstable
You are the last person to judge the mental stability of anyone.
Zaryan No.21038
>>21036
Why exactly Timmy?
Because I offended your fictional girlfriend?
Zaryan No.21041
>>21038
No, because exposing yourself with your violent fantasies about a fictional character on a niche imageboard to elicitate angry responses and then falling back to accusing of mental problems the people you have angered is not what a normal, sane person would do in his free time.
Zaryan No.21043
>>21003
Maya's misery isn't caused by her sisters, it's caused by a lack of Dutch men giving her the dicking down of her life.
Zaryan No.21044
>>21041
Actually it's not me that makes these Mymy abuse responses it's someone else
It's just that I like to make fun of irl Soyjaks like (you) that get offended when someone talks shit about their favourite schoolgirl :)
Zaryan No.21045
>>21009
>maya belongs to both of them as do her parents
maya is not white nor japanese, what are you talking about
>would you rather give up a child or a cat
doesn't change the fact that it establishes the fact that her parents are willing to dump out something dear to her in order to accommodate for the foreign invaders they just decided to take in
>maya is literally Indonesian dumbass
>>maya belongs to both of them as do her parents
which is it
>maya will probably try to do that but get lonely fast and then get back to them (like how she came back to them after failing to do her project alone)
it's hard to say that, many people become estranged from their former high school friends when they graduate, and many become estranged from their siblings once they are no longer bound by the fact that they are under the care of the same parental figures. I doubt this wouldn't be the case since there is already bad blood between them (Maya literally fantasizes about having her sisters literally disappear from her life, and she has so little empathy for Coco that she doesn't hold back in making fun of her dead parents)
>like i said she is from south africa and probably survived a few farm raids, and she feels pittyful to maya when she saw her sitting alone, and also feels bad after trying to murder her
coco canonically transhearts niggers
>she has many friends and could have just left maya alone if she really was egotistical
you're naive
Zaryan No.21047
>>21044
And it's actually not me who got angered, I just like to explain people who think they have some original insight on other's behaviour but actually don't.
Zaryan No.21048
>>21047
Sooooo what was the point of this conversation?
Zaryan No.21049
>>21048
I guess we both just like to make fun of retards on the Internet.
Zaryan No.21050
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keyed thread
maya website, all mymy and coco fags deserve to get gassed
Zaryan No.21051
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>>21050
TRVTHB0MBA
Zaryan No.21052
>>21045
>what are you talking about
shes both white (like coco) and asian (like mymy)
>foreign invaders
horrible bait and am too lazy to dilate
>which is it
both retard
>dreams about her sisters disapearing
she wants to stay in an island alone from literally everyone not only her xisters
>coco transhearts niggers
(((foenike))) bribed massa into saying this (everyone knows that in reality her parents got killed in a farm raid and she wants to kill every single nigger on earth)
>you're naive
coco IS naive (or retarded), she literally showed octopus porn to the entire class because she thought it was a real subject she can turn into a project
Zaryan No.21054
>>21052
also because she didn't know it was just something maya goons to
Zaryan No.21057
>>21052
>acts shocked when she reads about the belgian colonial era
>complains about Mymy's presentation being racist
>one of her closest friends is a literal nigger
Coco is literally just your average 21st century european female. Racist coco only exists in the chud headcanon.
>she wants to stay in an island alone from literally everyone not only her xisters
she seeks validation really badly and locks herself in the school bathroom stalls during breaks to daydream about having friends. It's not that she doesn't like people, but that she doesn't like the people that made their life worse
Zaryan No.21058
>>21027
Because I am. I love Mymy more than life. And yes I talk with people irl, I am not that weird like you nigger, if you are wondering.
Mymy would talk to me irl, and she would like me, I am handsome attractive and interesting, and my self esteem isnt low as fuck unlike you stupid fat worthless annoying nogger who spams every thread with his depraved fantasies. Crawl back to whatever shithole you came from nigger
Zaryan No.21059
>>21058
Yep, issa..
TRVKE
Zaryan No.21060
>>21057
dont forget that she's a big fan of south african rugby
she really loves watching bulky black men throwing a ball around
coco is a certified snowbunny
Zaryan No.21061
>>21057
>shocked when she hears about TND
any normal person who doesn't spend 16 hours a day online would be shocked by genocide
>complains about mymys racist presentation
it was racist against belgians (who are basically just white)
>black close friend
cleo is a female socits not really a big deal, plus you can still have black friends and hate niggers (just like me)
>coco is the average white woman
in my headcanon shes neutral/normal
>daydream about having friends
her imaginery friends tell her that shes cringe (meaning that she does not fully hate them or want them gone)
Zaryan No.21062
>>21058
can i suck your dick daddy
Zaryan No.21065
>>21058
>I love Mymy more than Life
You need help
>And yes I talk with people irl
You are on a niche imageboard I doubt you even have a single friend
>I am not that weird like you nigger
You just said that you love Mymy more than life
>Mymy would talk to me irl
As I said you probably don't have a single friend
>and she would like me
Sure Timmy sure
>I am handsome attractive and interesting
We both know that this is a fucking lie
>And my self esteem isnt low as fuck
Just by the fact you typed this I know that this is also a fucking lie
>Crawl back to whatever shithole you came from nigger
Why would I do that when I can make fun of you instead lol
Zaryan No.21067
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>>21061
>her imaginery friends tell her that shes cringe (meaning that she does not fully hate them or want them gone)
she could've just have gotten self conscious, don't you ever second guess yourself?
>any normal person who doesn't spend 16 hours a day online would be shocked by genocide
Normal people usually have both their parents alive. Also, we're talking about "normal" as in, in a 21st century western context where people hardly have their survival threatened by third parties. Pic related.
Zaryan No.21068
>>21067
How you fucking connected ongezellig and hohlo-zigger war
Zaryan No.21070
>>21068
he said all normal people who aren't terminally online would find TND repulsing.
I replied by saying that this only applies to westerners who live in easy mode and face no challenges to their survival. The idea that violence is bad under all circumstances is something western NGOs push to promote passiveness and things like restrictions on firearms.
It is a response to that particular point he made, although it has nothing to do with 'zellig and it's something that has the potential to derail the thread so it's better to stop talking about it
Zaryan No.21072
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>>21065
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL AND BE ON IMAGEBOARDS IT'S HECCIN IMPOSSIBLE
>PROVE IT? UMM.. NO I CAN'T PROVE IT IT'S JUST TRUE BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY
Zaryan No.21074
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Zaryan No.21075
>>21067
children so keyed they will save the west (by nuking it, mostly)
Zaryan No.21076
>>21074
it's already 2024 and this hasn't happened
Zaryan No.21077
Coco tries very hard to fit in and is self-conscious about how her arrival has fucked up Maya's live. She's a type of person who is extremely impressionable and will adopt attitudes that she considers to be dominant in her environment and doesn't have any opinions of her own on topics that aren't connected personally with her. Her whole personality is based on avoidance of rejection.
>>21074
Meds now
Zaryan No.21079
>>21060
nigga shut up
Zaryan No.21080
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>>21074
zarty if it was good
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