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Zellig Episode Idea #2 Zaryan No.13521
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A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End.
Zaryan No.13522
slowburning, genre defining, eye opening, heart breaking, breathtaking (officer please), A-10 Aryan SS Gigachad nordic and lastly a truly eye blindingly shiny gemerald
Zaryan No.13523
absolutely spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified cobson loving fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy zarty saving IAZ gemerald.
7370 No.13525
how many episodes till mymy gets railed?
Zaryan No.13527
>>13525
Kill yourself faggot
Zaryan No.13530
>>13525
already happened in Deel Ϫ
Zaryan No.13531
>>13530
Meds now, deel thrembo isn’t real and never was you VVILL cease your investigation zoyim.
7370 No.13532
>>13530
Must of missed that one, is that before deel 6 or after deel 7?
Zaryan No.13535
>>13532
before deel 7 and after deel 6 ofc, you forgot what thrembo is?
Zaryan No.13536
>>13535
namefags are usually newGODs dont expect him to understand soy kultur
7370 No.13587
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>>13536
how it feels trying to make a joke on the interwebs and someone doesn't get it
Zaryan No.13779
>>13536
i've been a soycuck since 2022 and i still don't know what thrembo is
Zaryan No.13781
>>13779
chad for not reading the wiki but also retarded for not knowing by now
Zaryan No.57854
>>13531
deel thrembo is actually real but you guys are not ready for it
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