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Never go near the zelty house Zaryan No.124022
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My name is Nate higgers, I'm a 21-year old NEET soy"teen" I spend most of my days in my room posting on the sharde and the zarty. But one day a strange number called me the numbers on the screen were a sickly green like a brap from a stinking jartynigger. I hesitantly picked up and heard a dominant black man shout at me "wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg" I felt so submissive and weak when the nigger spoke to me that I quickly waved by to my mother when I left my gooncave, and ran to the address that the dominant black bull spoke of. When I got to the address I was met with a dilapidated Detroit style house covered in awards, LGBT flags, brown skinned Cocos and rap music playing loudly from it, a flock of fat niggers and hispanics were crowded outside the door. One particularly fat Hispanic man with long shit stained hair let out a loud brap and the other brown skinned obese men started jumping and shouting "Oyaya circumcise the woman", but then they saw me and stopped the jumping, shouting and brapping. They grabbed my skinny shoulders, the one with the lightest skin, a transwoman with unmistakably male shoulders, long brown hair and a dysgenic face covered in pimples and stubble "come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something" xhe said. I must have blacked out because of the smell and only woke up in a dark disturbing goon cave with dilapidated rusty shit stained walls that really proved their socio-economic challenges. The dirty walls were covered in images of rape porn, agugu soytan, Mymyabuse and brown skinned Mymys, Mayas and Cocos. But then i froze in shock as a group of melanated obese men stomped on my feet crushing my fragile hands under their greasy elephant feet, I shrieked in pain but they just put a greasy and disgusting zelty burger in my mouth, as they all got off me and started playing roblox condo games and gooning to the aforementioned pictures on the walls. After staying in this horrid house only living off the cockroaches scurrying around I was able live here for years, but the various assortment of black, hispanic, arabic, south east asian and indian men started forcing me on estrogen and started calling me Lilith. I have now spent 4 years in this house, I am 25-years old at least by now, I miss my mother, I miss my tendies and living in my mother's house. I am severely malnourished from my diet of bugs and estrogen and I am shaking as I type this, this is a warning to never answer a call from a green brap number and NEVER go near a dilapidated zelty house especially if rap music is playing from it, I am typing this from one of the shitskinned men's computers in the gooncave. I hear their heavy footsteps, by the time that you're writing this I am already dead...
Zaryan No.124023
>zelty creepypastas
Zaryan No.124024
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>wassup nigga get your white ass to de zelty house now dawg
>oyaya circumcise the woman
>come on nigga get your cracka ass to our Maya gooncave or something
Zaryan No.124025
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>>124022
Spent like idk how much but lowk I’m scared as fuck this nigga got me like “t.. th..this can’t b.. be true” but then I realized “hey a lot of kids are scared like this mybe this is all just a crazy story” fuck me bro
Zaryan No.124026
this happened
Zaryan No.124027
>>124026
no 'p was mentioned though that's unrealistic
Zaryan No.124028
what does agugu soytan look like
Zaryan No.124029
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>>124028
Fortunately no such brimstone exists
Zaryan No.124030
>>124028
you don't want to know...
Zaryan No.124031
>>124030
its baby soytan
Zaryan No.124032
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>>124030
Janjans I just peed myself I am scared now
Zaryan No.124033
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>fuggen zeldee
you z*rtycucks will never be a real zellig fan. you all lie to yourselves in such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating when we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret, maybe even more than us. thanks for letting us live rent free you losers keep on obsessing on us that'll definitely help this dying site xD. you must know by now the show will never get a proper faithful continuation so come join the superior community and jerk your lives away in vc, gooning sessions start every other day
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Zaryan No.124034
>>fuggen zeldee
>you z*rtycucks will never be a real zellig fan. you all lie to yourselves in such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating when we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret, maybe even more than us. thanks for letting us live rent free you losers keep on obsessing on us that'll definitely help this dying site xD. you must know by now the show will never get a proper faithful continuation so come join the superior community and jerk your lives away in vc, gooning sessions start every other day
Zaryan No.124035
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>such pretentious manner with all the moralfagging and waifuhating
Zaryan No.124051

>>124033
>dying site xD

id say its somewhat lively here

>we all know you secretly goon to the girls in secret

waifufagging is generally looked down upon here and i dont agree with it personally, however this is an anonymous imageboard website where until your personal information gets leaked or you namefag, you are faceless and nameless and you can wear any mask you want, You can say one thing and then say something contradictory the next and you will have little to no accountability for it because we are all zaryans here, and i imagine some but not all of the most outspoken voices against waifufagging bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girl and then goon to their favorite drawing that was done by gussy or rod or some other registered sex offender because their hearts burn even if they deny it and shame others for admitting so, they crave and wish for the presence of the sisters in their lives. to comfort them, be their friends, be their maidens and all the other things even if they say to waifufags that "kys nigger she will never be real and even if she was she would be disgusted by you" so i imagine you might be right about that, But tis nary be all the 'site, id say its a good 20 percent of the userbase here maybe lower or higher

Zaryan No.124053
>>124051
We are all one person by the way, we call it One Zaryan Theory
Zaryan No.124054
>>124053
nonsense. i prefer the reddit theory that there's probably just you, me, and maybe someone else
Zaryan No.124059
>>124051
tsmt i need warmth of da zelligs
Zaryan No.124061
>>124051
>bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girl
we ALL do this btw
Zaryan No.124065
>>124051
>bury their heads into their bodypillows imagining it is the warmth of their favorite girl
Wish I could do this but my parents said I can't waifufag as long as I live in their house, so I need to get a job and move out sQQn
Zaryan No.124066
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>>124065
Lucky, my 'rents force me to waifufag until I move out, They force me to hug a Coco bodypillow and I hate it, I have to marry it o algo
Zaryan No.124067
>>124066
this never happened
Zaryan No.124069
Zaryan No.124078
>>124066
the jews made me have coitus with real laaf maya at gun point
Zaryan No.124079
>>124065
I managed to get a mymy one and I have a mock date set up with her this 14th
Zaryan No.124080
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>>124079
so gemmy! I have a Maya bodypillow and im gonna cuddle with her all night and hold her tightly
Zaryan No.124081
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>>124061
>>124065
>>124078
>>124079
>>124080
Molested rapebabies every single one of you
Zaryan No.124103
>>124079
I weep at the fact that I cannot do this myself
Zaryan No.124104
someone should commission whoever made that mymy pillow cover drawing to make a proper maya one in an absurd resolution so i can print order it
Zaryan No.124105
>>124104
Wasn't that rodscorpion
Zaryan No.124106
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>>124105
im referring to this one
Zaryan No.124107
>>124104
tsmt do this mayaGOD
Zaryan No.124108
>>124104
>>124106
Niggers...
Zaryan No.124109
>>124108
We're going to sell zellig pillows and spread right wing values to fund the upcoming incel revolution sorry chud
Zaryan No.124110
>>124109
This why nusois call us "zelligpedos"
Fuck you
Zaryan No.124115
>>124110
>caring about nusois' opinions in 2026
ngmi
Zaryan No.124116
>>124115
You are a pedo kill yourself
Zaryan No.124117
Why did you niggers derail my hecking zelty creepypasta thread
Zaryan No.124118
>>124117
derailing is zardee kulchur or something
Zaryan No.124119
>>124117
it's the fuggen zeldee
Zaryan No.124120
>>124109
nietzsche spoke of this
Zaryan No.124121
>>124106
Mymyfaggots
Zaryan No.124123
>>124121
geggy image
Zaryan No.124138
>>124104
what resolution should it have?
Zaryan No.124141
>>124103
just use your imagination
Zaryan No.124142
>>124106
she's so beautiful bros
Zaryan No.124144
zelligbros maya wabag i hug my pillow and i pretend its her
Zaryan No.124145
>>124138
cuz i can draw Maya pillow if you want zaryans
Zaryan No.124146
>>124145
radioactive SISAnvke inbound
Zaryan No.124148
>>124146
should I draw her like in ze mymy pose o algo or in different pose?
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