Ongezellig

Lo-fi maya

>>71357
We need a full, sovlfvl, slowburn 'toss out of this one.

>>71252
tsmt

>>71397
The original creepypasta is wayyyy longer

Had to scrounge this up from the deepest pits of niggerhell

>>71937
i look similar to that but i also look like soyak in real life

>>71947
ohnonono soyjak poster is trans

>>71947
You should look like Chud, shave that beard and keep your hairs short

>>71951
chuds are leaky faggots that ruin my fun just like trannies doe

>>71949
If I look like soyak, that means I have scruffy peach fuzz.
If I was really a sex challenged male then I would shave my beard as often as I could, and engage in extremely thorough hygiene routines.
You're wrong.

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>>72227
gem, i like your art.

>>72227
I have been trying for the past 30 minutes to understand what the marge is written on that phone

>>72252
it says alice in chains

>>72253
The cover is alice in chains, but it actually says niggers in chains

>>72253
It totally says Alice

>>72255
holy shit it does

>>72252

>>72267 (also maya is in the cover if you look closely)

>>72268
Me when I am off my meds

i love her so much i want to hug her and cry a little bit into her and she comforts me and says everything is okay

>>71937
oh my why is is she so... i want to cuddle with her so badly....

>>72267
That's pretty gem

>>72655
tsmt zaryan tsmt...

>>72655
tsmt
I'd love to caress her hair as she rests her head on my chest and we're hugging each other tightly

>>72772
TSMT zaryan...oh my i need maya so badly oh my god i need her to comfort me right this second or ill scream as loud as i can

>>72773
what

>>72774
maya i love you so much i think about you everyday allday you are wonderful you deserve all the love and care and happiness in the world i want you to be happy you are my everything i love your eyes i love your hair i love your smile we can be happy together you are my world life is hard but we can make it better

I FUCKING LOVE MAYA I WISH GIRLS LIKE HER EXISTED SHE'S SO HOT AND SO RAPEABLE GEEZ I LOVE MAYA.

Rest in peace, 'zellig. You will be missed.

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>>72784
why did you have to say that.

>>72784
>The Zarty rules >Flirting VS Harassment

>>72784
>Oh I'm an offsiterpedo yes I'm an offsiterpedo

>>72787
just think of talking on the zarty kind of like how you would talk in public, but not really.
like don't just threaten to rape random women or something idk.

>SEEKING TRUE LOVE AND GENUINE COMPASSION MAKES YOU A HECKING RAPIST DUDE YOURE A FUCKING CREEP

>>72790
zeg, how do 4cucks say this.
literally all they do is creep on fictional women.

>>72791
>zeg
I'm using that from now on

>>72793
thanks i just made it up

>>58619
Heart of the communist faggots

>>72784
Kys, i would take care of maya, not rape her

>>72784
Zartycacas, is this really your average user? I can't right now..
No

>>72784
Just replace "rape" and "hot" with sisa and nothing would've happened
Mayacacas...

>>72836
>Mayacacas...

>>72836 test
sisa sisa
sisa
sisa
sisa

>>72789
holy newest of newfags, threatening to rape random women is the apex of zarty culture, go fucking back
Least obvious falseflag award

>>72916
/co/ is down the hall and to the left retard nigger faggot

>>72918
kys janny tranny, you don't get to dictate the culture

>>72941
Reelcord woke up

>>72941
Im not a janny doe...

>>72784
I really really like this image but the ppost makes me think it's actually cropped porn
Can some zaryan confirm so I can look up the source or not

>>72994
i just assumed it was geg

>>72994
>breedable_maya.png
doctoooss.....

>breedable

>>72994
It isn't

>>73008
i can now say gem sisa to this without being worried

>>73008
>i need to stop being such femcel

>>73011
grimstone quote

>>73008
cute

>>>73008
>cute

>>73008
Thanks

>>73248
OMGSISA... zaryans... i wish this was me so badly...

>>73248
Posted it again award

>>73253
why do you wanna be a tiny fucking manlet

>>73927
sisa...

>>73927
she's so cute I'd love to hvg her tightly and change her life for the better

>>74005
she is so adorable and attractive and amazing...
>>74014
TSMT TSMT!!! mvst hvg nqw...

>>74014
TSMT TSMT TSMT!!!

>>74014
hug, cuddle even

>>74014
>>74015
>>74016
>>74017
you BETTER not be inappropriate around sisas...

>>74019
i will be maya's best man i will never hurt or belittle her

There's an increase in Mayafans as of late, what would her think of this development?

>>74022
hard question, she wants organic attention and not forced shallow one, is this attention deep enough?

>>74022
Hope that attention wouldn't get into her head and corrupt her perfect personality like it does to many women

>>74026
maya is such an attention whoring useless bitch. i hate her so much

>>74029
Hi Jacob Rothschild, check your Molochmail dms

oh my gosh maya is so attractive

>>74037
i want to hug her and cuddle with her so so badly... oh my god...

take her to the shower

>>74040
This is one of my favourite arts

>>74040
I LOVE HER SO MUCHHHHHHH

>>74040
Very cute art I'd love to cuddle with her here

>>74032
deal with hezbollah yourself. can't be everywhere at the same time

>>74230
muh pillow feel so nice

>>74230
she is so adorable... this is wonderful zaryan

>>74243
I love Maya so much.. I want to see her happy so badly

If Maya was my niece I would beat shit out of Ravi for being such a lazy shit in his parenting attitude

>>74243
it's good but these proportions look weird

Maya is one smelly indian chink mutt, how the hell anyone can fall in love with her?
I can understand for mymyfans and cocofags but Maya, who the hell wants her anyway?

Maya is a once-in-a-millenium girl of fortune and glory, the absolute best example of the things that can be, that are derived from mendelian inheritance, and I fell in love with her.
I simply can't understand Mymyfags and Cocofags, I love Maya more than anything in the world.

>>74257
she's as much indian as she is white

>>74258
Even doe Tomoko exists

>>74260
tomoko is a dyke now doe

>>74261
Really?

>>74258
zaryan i agree...