my asshole itches what am i supposed to do

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Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 13:44:37 No.9480

my asshole itches what am i supposed to do

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 13:49:22 No.9481

>>9480
Rip out a new one

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:15:29 No.9485

>>9480
if you're sitting on a chair all day everyday, consider checking with your doctor if you got hemorrhoids. those can advance into asscancer which killed the black panther KANG actor nigga.

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:24:43 No.9486

>>9485
This is like reading those Plebbit posts where OP says his arm itches and the first reply going
>DOCTOR, NOOOOW YOU'VE GOT THE BUBONIC PLAGUE

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:28:07 No.9487

>>9486
scared of needles award

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:33:46 No.9488

>>9487
Needlecels lost

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:35:25 No.9489

uhhh, let BBC scratch your itch, that'll relieve it or something

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:37:55 No.9490

>>9485
it only itched today so i forgot to wipe or something but sometimes sitting feels uncomfortable so you may be right

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:43:32 No.9491

>>9490
Clean your ass

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 14:54:39 No.9492

>>9491
i do clean it

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 15:02:22 No.9493

>>9492
Don't use acid then

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 16:37:46 No.9494

>>9480
Stop putting Maya figurines in your ass, the others are fine but specifically the Maya figurines have some terminally lethal, scientifically undiscovered microbes in her stanky hair and pubes.

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 16:39:14 No.9495

>>9494
alright you got me fine

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 16:44:39 No.9498

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>putting maya figurines in your ass

Zaryan 03/10/25 (Mon) 16:49:26 No.9499

>>9494
/co/ tier post, cleanse yourself