[ home ] [ q / qa / zellig / brabant / drenthe / calm ] [ overboard ] [ v ] [ archive / telegram / zelligwiki / club / booru ] [ execution list / pph ] [ Rules / Contacts ] [] [ log in ]

/qa/ - Question & Answer

General topics
Options
Comment
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

ZWABAG

File: 1779394672095.png (13.18 KB, 255x210, 1778881166580.png)

 No.30551[Last 50 Posts]

i got kicked out of my house and am currently homeless who lives in las vegas nevada and wants to house me. i have 100 dollars in cash i can give to you(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.30552

Really?

 No.30553

>>30552
yeah im not joking
im currently at a public library on this site
i tested positive for weed and my nigger mom is kicking me out until i test negative
which is like 2 weeks

 No.30554

>>30553
this isnt a joke post btw. i genuinely need somewhere to live. im a woman and i can cook and clean and i also have 100 dollars

 No.30555

File: 1779395072701.png (5.05 KB, 72x40, 1779349516618.png)

bro got caught with reefer

 No.30556

>>30555
i dont know what that means

 No.30557

File: 1779395145436.jpeg (16.17 KB, 533x359, images (3).jpeg)

Saghed haaa I awyour ftead jilewss2l

 No.30558

what should i do

 No.30559

>>30558
Do you have any family that isn't your mother

 No.30560

Basically ask anyone you ACTUALLY know, be it your grandpa or aunt or whatever the fuck, even a friend would understand

 No.30561

>>30559
dad said hes happy and i deserve it
grandma says no
mom says no
brother says no
i have no friends because everyone hates me
so im just homeless

 No.30562

>>30560
i asked my one friend but he hasnt replied i think hes busy

 No.30563

File: 1779395604784.png (5.05 KB, 72x40, 1779349516618.png)

nasty ass homeless hoe

 No.30564

>>30561
your parents are right btw, you smoke niggerweed, you should taste nigger life
find a shelter for the homeless nearby, spend some time with those people and you will never want to look at drugs again

 No.30565

>>30561
How long can you stay at the public library? Might be worth a shot to ask every contact and in the meantime ask help at the reception and see if anyone has some good in their hearts to help you. I am also not sure how legal this thing is, in Europe you can't be kicked out into the streets without a place to actually live in

 No.30566

>>30565
i can stay for 7 more hours
i dont have a phone or computer my mom took all of them, im using the library computer

 No.30567

>>30564
Oh yeah definitely drugs are prime goyslop, nothing good ever comes out of them, still I don't like you being on the streets

 No.30568

>>30564
i dont have a phone or anything just the library computer

 No.30569


>>30563
been homless for one hour btw

 No.30570

>>30566
Do you know any phone numbers from the few friends you probably have, even if you just met them once. Otherwise ask a kind soul and see if they help you

 No.30571

And when I mean a kind soul I mean like an old lady

 No.30572

>>30570
i literally have no irl friends geg i asked one on instagram but he hasnt rplied yet, assuming hes at work

 No.30573

>>30572
Then wait for that, but do ask around, because when those 7 hours are up you'll be forced to seek shelter in the cement hell of Las Vegas downtown, or worse, be forced into the sewers

 No.30574

>>30573
im in a nice area rn

 No.30575

>>30574
Two weeks outside are two weeks, now go search for someone who is available to either point you to a place where you can sleep or to someone who can house you out of their own kindness

 No.30576

>>30575
i dont want to ask any strangers at this library. theyre using these computers too so theyre probably not in the means to house a complete stranger

 No.30577

>>30576
Try to search for someone older, female possibly, not asking is not worth the 5 seconds of shame that you experience by actually asking

 No.30578

just buy a new house

 No.30579

File: 1779396550025.png (81.41 KB, 600x600, ClipboardImage.png)

>just buy a new house

 No.30580

File: 1779396598141.gif (3.05 MB, 300x399, 1778855285454.gif)

>just buy a new house

 No.30581

I heard the Vazquez family has an empty room, might be nearby, perhaps they could take you in.

 No.30582

File: 1779396726371.png (31.21 KB, 800x800, mywholesomecoco.png)

I am sure she'll make it

 No.30583

File: 1779396769133.png (5.05 KB, 72x40, 1779349516618.png)

Walk into oncoming traffic that way the hospital will be forced to take you in bitch

 No.30584

File: 1779396857110.png (11.78 KB, 477x520, 1777649936099.png)

isn't it sweet, thoughever. a zaryan foidlet is in dire straits and xer first refuge is /zellig/. ain't that a gemmyrald!

 No.30585

>>30583
Kill yourself tranny
>>30584
Live yourself

 No.30586

>>30584
>a zaryan foidlet
neuron activation, we all wonder who that might be

 No.30587

>>30583
boog please stop existing

 No.30588

>>30586
im currently asking my friend right now to get me an uber

 No.30589

File: 1779396949376.png (24.04 KB, 497x541, desuchud.png)

>>30584
Deep down we're wholesome chunguses too

 No.30590

>>30589
it would be more wholesome if one of you housed me

 No.30591

>>30588
Is this OP? Wouldn't it be better for your friend to house you?

 No.30592

>>30590
We're not big enough to have every poster in every city on Earth

 No.30593

>>30591
yes its op
i dont have any friends im a loser no one likes me
im a very cute girl doey

 No.30594

>>30593
Then force that totally not your friend that just called you a cab to please house you, it seems the easiest thing to do, otherwise find a homeless shelter

 No.30595

>>30593
>i dont have any friends im a loser no one likes me
>im a very cute girl
does not compute

 No.30596

>>30595
okay i have a few friends but theyre all from high school and they cant house me cause theyre all like 17/18
my mom can get me to a homeless shelter

 No.30597

>>30596
>okay i have a few friends
why do foids just lie for no reason

 No.30598


 No.30599

>>30597
im not lying im just saying that having "friends" is pretty much useless since im not close with any of them enough for them to fucking house me

 No.30600

>>30596
>They're like 18
Ask the ones who are 18, trust me you have way more opportunities to easily coast off what would be something life ruining for some

 No.30601

>>30599
Then ask them, the worst that could happen is that they tell you no

 No.30602

>>30600
havent replied yet

 No.30603

>>30601
>worst they can say is no
yes and then ill be sleeping on the streets you retarded nigger

 No.30604

>>30551
this glows. You are definitely a glowie mk ultra nigger

 No.30605

>>30603
and if you don't ask them you will sleep on what exactly?

 No.30606

>>30604
schizo ITT
no ive literally been on this site for a year now some of you have recognized my posting style

 No.30607

>>30605
worst case scenario is my mom can order me an uber to go to a shelter

 No.30608

>>30607
unless she finds out you asked your friends for help, right?

 No.30609

>>30607
>kicked out of house
>will still pay for an uber for you
is this consistent?

 No.30610

File: 1779397679170.png (58.19 KB, 600x800, ciaglowie.png)

>Cute girl from Soy Vegas here!
>Any beautiful chuddies willingly to house a foid in need?

 No.30611

>>30606
how should I believe you? Just days after the san diego shooting, a WOMAN starts posting saying they have 100 dollars and would like to stay in a fellow zaryans home. Keep in mind that the majority of posters here are male. Check and mate you moloch worshipping glownigger

 No.30612

>>30611
nulig…

 No.30613

youre probably trying to spike peoples drinks as well, fucking faggot

 No.30614

Go stay at a Shelter and STAY OFF THE WEED. Las Vegas may be the last place on earth where you want to pick up a degenerate lifestyle. See if you can pick up menial employment, but considering you pissing positive on a test resulted in your banishment, that's out of the question. Regardless, find something to keep you occupied.

 No.30615

>>30611
To be fair there's Lidly, anyways it doesn't hurt us to provide advice and suggestions over what to do, even if the timing is both comical and suspicious

 No.30616

File: 1779397771815-0.gif (1.61 MB, 512x613, 1724650457437o.gif)

File: 1779397771815-1.gif (1.33 MB, 512x512, 1724159278390t-2.gif)

>>30593
The Zelty Community Center is open 7/24 op, come on in!

 No.30617

I am the smartest person in this thread

 No.30618

>>30616
stop posting this weird chud

 No.30619

>>30607
Then go there, it seems you have things figured out to an extent

 No.30620

>>30615
its vivian geg

 No.30621

File: 1779397872448.mp4 (7.69 MB, 960x720, glowies friggin lost #soyj….mp4)

>i got kicked out of my house and am currently homeless who lives in las vegas nevada and wants to house me. i have 100 dollars in cash i can give to you

 No.30622

>>30620
Oh it's fucking Vivian, ok then OP is legit

 No.30623

File: 1779397901359.png (23.79 KB, 415x739, images.png)

>>30551
sisa… please live with me my queen… maybe cosplay maya too so we can cvddle tqgether…

 No.30624

>>30622
yeah
im currently getting an uber to my friends house rn

 No.30625

>>30620
finally got it award

 No.30626

>>30624
See you in two weeks then and don't smoke weed

 No.30627

>>30626
logging off now, cab will be here any minute

 No.30628

File: 1779398417215.gif (105.56 KB, 250x250, CocoWave.gif)


 No.30629

File: 1779398542140.mp4 (12.98 MB, 1440x810, 74860_-_SoyBooru.mp4)

>>30627
>the cab in question:

 No.30630

>>30629
kek, 'apeson is driving the cab

 No.30631

>>30630
The library gave me a free ipad

 No.30632

>>30631
>nooooooooo I can't talk to people and literally no one likes me
>gets free ipads
you're going to be alright

 No.30633

>>30631
did you beg and cry for it or something?

 No.30634

>>30633
No they offered it to me geeeeeg

 No.30635

>woman
>Now 18
>Geeeeeeeeeeeg
Welcome back vivian

 No.30636


 No.30637

Hopefully you learn a thing or two about what is like to be a lone adult in the world without anything to do or anywhere to go and finally fix your life
Try to find some easy job like working as assistant on some market or whatever

 No.30638

File: 1779400937754.gif (39.07 KB, 600x600, 1769572716122.gif)

>>30637
she's a foid, she literally cannot lose. unless she gets into harder drugs, a betabuxx oofy doofy will scoop her off the street and grant her a middle class lifestyle.

 No.30639

>>30572
This is what happens to Maya after the pilot btw

 No.30640

>>30639
lidly is the good ending maya where shes gezellig and vivian is the bad ending maya where she whores out on the internet and takes drugs and goons with hairbrushes and gets kicked out eventually

 No.30641

File: 1779401786655.png (28.06 KB, 500x250, 1776342036812.png)

>>30639
>Turning Vivian's struggle at a normie life into character development for Maya to continue ongezellig

 No.30642

>>30640
It's crazy, funny and sad how we know all of this + the grooming incident without having asked anything, she can't help but tell everyone here loudly

 No.30643

>>30640
Why do we know all these things

 No.30644

>>30642
>>30643
i dont, marge me in

 No.30645

>>30641
Hey thats my idea, don’t beat me to it

 No.30646

>>30643
It's the show, free entertainment from our gegbvlls, enjoy zaryan!

 No.30647

>>30644
Zellig wiki is down anyway

 No.30648

>>30640
Hi guys im high as shit at a dudes house

 No.30649

>>30648
Baited everybaldi award

 No.30650

File: 1779402384007.jpg (13.28 KB, 192x192, BINKYWAFFLEWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH….jpg)

>>30648
typical

 No.30651

>>30649
Nah i really am

 No.30652

>>30650
Im actually a fucking failure

 No.30653

>>30640
Is really sad to see myself go down this path

 No.30654

>>30651
You're getting raped
You can't be saved
Hopefully you enjoy what's about to come in your life if you keep burning your youth like this
I fucking hate women

 No.30655

>>30654
He hasnt raped me, hes my friend from the mental hospital last year

 No.30656

>>30648
>high
Why do you keep doing this

 No.30657

>>30656
I escape my feelings this way

 No.30658

>>30655
>friend
>from the MENTAL HOSPITAL
You're getting raped

 No.30659

File: 1779403391563.png (9.77 KB, 508x439, ClipboardImage.png)

>>30655
show him this gugu

 No.30660

>>30658
Weve just been hitting carts, vaping, watching old minecraft videos

 No.30661

>>30659
He said it looks like a muffin

 No.30662

>>30661
aguguwin agugu muffin gem tsmt

 No.30663

>>30662
Guuuuuuuug

 No.30664

>>30655
Hope Zute is happy with being cucked

 No.30665

>>30664
My bf isnt zute bro, hes a random guy i met here

 No.30666

>>30640
This is profound idea, very interesting.

 No.30667

>>30664
Zute is dead and was being skinwalked by certain xitter nigga who goons to ai zellig

 No.30668

>>30658
Women love falling for the most obvious rape scenarios imaginable just because they don't think

 No.30669

>>30668
Bro just cause im a girl doesnt mean im getting raped

 No.30670

The raped above ^

 No.30671

>>30670
Falsenvke

 No.30672

File: 1779404935577.png (820.19 KB, 1545x2247, ziglezogle.png)

>the raped above

 No.30674


 No.30678

Zaryan to Vivian
Zaryan to Vivian
Has the meth finally wore off?

 No.30679

>>30678
It was weed

 No.30684

>>30564
oh ny god shut the fuck up

 No.30692

File: 1779433756701-0.png (3.11 KB, 1888x19, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1779433756701-1.png (3.39 KB, 1756x19, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1779433756701-2.png (43.41 KB, 537x594, ClipboardImage.png)

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>ban evasion
>ban evasion of expired ban
Jannycacas, do we not read our own bans?

 No.30694

>>30692
>implying she was banned only once
do nuligs really?

 No.30695

>>30694
Yes, but all of these were for being underage, which doesn't have the grounds for usual ban evasion usually of iets

 No.30696

>>30695
>all of these were for being underage
untrue

 No.30697

>>30696
I think first was for putting in a 'cord link but the rest filed under being underage

 No.30698

>>30697
>sharing 'cord links
>being a pedo offsiter who drew herself gooning young boys
>describing her gooning habits in detail
>posting about e-sex with zute (wtf)
>evading bans for all of the above
yeah, I don't think it was just for being underage

 No.30699

File: 1779435634852.png (15.89 KB, 500x250, 1767872430965.png)

>>30698
she did WHAT with 15 year old boys?

 No.30700

>>30698
Everything besides 'cord links filed under being underage, look at the banlist. I know it can be hard to find bans to their respective posts because zarty jannys most often delete the posts as well, but it's the way it is. The rest of it happened offsite, which is probably the reason there were no bans for it.
<BAN SPACE
Another point to add is that the underage ban was made after everyone knew everything you listed and was still a timed ban in which the duration ended

 No.30703

>>30700
>Everything besides 'cord links filed under being underage
people just lie for no reason
the funniest thing here is that you wouldn't even care is she was a man

 No.30704

>>30703
>Why do you care so much
I have too much zarty stock and I am not allowed to divest yet. I need to keep pph high or else it will become worthless.

 No.30705

>>30704
>keeping pph artificially high by inviting the worst scum the internet has to offer
it's too frootpilled…

 No.30706

>>30705
>koos is limeade theory

 No.30707

File: 1779436662910.png (21.39 KB, 1000x1000, ClipboardImage.png)

>>30705
>Why would you invest in the zarty
I had too much malt liquor one day and was given the option to buy into the zarty by some Bulgarian oder so wat

 No.30714

Why was xhe banned again? Xhe was just on her way to tell us how she then got raped and how she couldn't see this coming!

 No.30720

>>30714
She'll ban evade again and then explain in full detail how she fucked her life again, explaining it with a very erotic undertone because of course she would do

 No.30722

>>30720
I think theres a term for this and it involves cows or bulls maybe

 No.30723

>>30722
>bulls
does it involve bees over the sea too?

 No.30724

vivian is our gegbvll providing entertainment for us, and for that reason she should be unbanned for our pleasure.

 No.30725

File: 1779446186866.png (5.05 KB, 72x40, 1779349516618.png)

nasty ass street hoes should stay banned

 No.30726

File: 1779446245256.png (5.05 KB, 72x40, 1779349516618.png)

lets not turn this place into the nasty part of town with gangbangers and homeless methed up whores

 No.30732

she is a fed

 No.30750


 No.30751

I sleptcon the street last night, but i went to a shelter in the morning. So far no one has raped me. I took a shower and i feel better. Currently at the library

 No.30752

>>30720
My life isnt fucked im only homeless until i test negative for weed

 No.30753

>>30751
Literally nothing bad has happened also i dont do meth i just vape and weed occasionally

 No.30754

>>30752
>My life isn't fucked
Bih you're homeless

 No.30755


 No.30756

>>30754
For like 2 weeks yeah, my mom said i can move back in once im clean

 No.30757

>>30751
>Slept outside like a stray dog
…. Vivancluckas….

 No.30758

>>30756
And once this whole shit ends what will you do? Goon and do weed again until it's a month outside next time?

 No.30759

>>30758
No i havent gooned in a while and im quitting weed

 No.30760

>>30757
I was in a nice area like in an office building outdoors area

 No.30761

File: 1779478839757.jpg (22.03 KB, 588x330, timesup.jpg)

>>30751
>So far no one has raped me
Yet

 No.30762

>>30760
I took a shower and did my makeup so i dont look like im homeless

 No.30763

>>30762
Someone take pity on me. Im a cute 18 year old girl and i can cook and clean and zute isnt replying to me

 No.30764

>>30763
My bf isnt actually zute but he hasnt been replying to me for a few days and im really sad last time we talked was my bday, he hatws these attention whoring threads but im unironically homeless and i have no one else to blogpost to

 No.30765

File: 1779479051589.png (31.49 KB, 500x250, Oekaki.png)

>>30760
I'm amazed and jealous at how you see the world

 No.30766

File: 1779479109423.gif (626.41 KB, 250x255, 1724431881685d-2.gif)


 No.30767

>>30764
I think he doesn't want responsibility…

 No.30768

>>30766
Have some decency nigga

 No.30769

>>30751
I know it would be quite late into the academic year but do you have any resources available from school itself, or are any of the staff there available even if it's out of session? Other than that, is there any resources in your area you can look up online for? I feel like either might be good things to look for in this situation.

 No.30770

>>30763
Here's my offer
You fly over to europe and be my gf
I don't have anywhere for you to stay, I live with my parents, so you'll be homeless, but homeless with social and healthcare benefits.
I have no income, but currently studying
do you accept?
more info: georgefloyd11111@proton.me

 No.30771

>>30770
Baited mi

 No.30772

>>30762
'gram

 No.30777

>>30762
ask your dad or brother if you can borrow money for hotel or even motel or some shit or even just get them to pay for it
if not ask your friend for the 280 or again, if he can just pay for somewhere to stay
do not smoke week at all for any reason
if you have to stay with a friend stay with a girl and not a male. do not hang out with any males as well
if you need to buy food just buy bread or even something like oats. im sure if you were to even explain your situations they would be fine with giving you a loaf for free. dont steal, please just ask
stay out of trouble and dont do any crimes which can put you in a worse spot
if you know the code to your gated community probably try and get in there rather than on the streets, almost certainly if you were to knock door to door (IN A SAFE COMMUNITY (AKA GATED)) and explain your situation eventually someone would help you out, even just with a little bit of cash
if you can, go to someone of power in your school and explain your situation and see if they can arrange any sort of support. they most likely would be able to. its better to ask than nothing
again, aboslutely no weed under any circumstance for any reason. if youre clean for a week theres a better chance of your mom letting you back home. absolutely zero weed and absolutely hanging out with other guys. they will take advantage over you and you just have to avoid it

 No.30778

File: 1779481654680.png (5.05 KB, 72x40, 1779349516618.png)

just call an ambulance saying you fell down the stairs then throw yourself down a flight of stairs

 No.30779

>>30777
like i just looked and you can get cheap hotels for less than 50 dollars. so try and get that money and literally just rot for those days. its better to be bored and just in bed for 5 days than it is to spend even 1 hour smoking weed with someone. it would also be worth it to even just go to hotels and explain your situation and ask if they have any spare rooms. its better to be in a broom closet than on the streets or with a male "friend" whos just going to take adtanage of you. also worth knocking on the door of any churches nearby. i know almost all churches near me at least offer a lot of support to the homeless and they would never turn away a teen girl. even places like a salvation army or any type of charity shop could offer help (just searched and Union Gospel Mission / Rescue Mission might also be good) (also also just searched, "Call 2-1-1 for current lists of churches running emergency shelter or warming centers."
if you need a phone, ask for it from (preferably) a woman off the street and explain your situation. libraries or hotels are other places that would have a phone that you could ask to use off the top of my head.

 No.30780

>>30779
one last time, absolutely zero weed smoking and preferablly no drugs at all.
its 1000 times better to walk around a street in a gated community for 10 hours than it is to smoke even a little bit of weed. using weed as escapism isnt going to help you in the slightest here. you have to just accept your place and stop RIGHT NOW. weed isnt a physical addiction as someone says so you should be able to quit pretty easily.
also if you got any expensive gifts from anyone, ask to get them refunded and just ask for even some of the money cash. if its already been bought you just have to pawn it or whatever. get a shitty android if you dont have a phone. if theres any secondhand electronic stores nearby and get them used, again, explain your situation and theres a chance theyll give you a shitter for free. at least here you can get a prepaid sim card in any supermarket. like just a month paid

dont smoke weed and dont waste time with male friends. you have to just get through a week or two. dont waste your money, beg for money from FRIENDS AND FAMILY, explain your situation to anyone who would listen and try and get whatever you can without making things worse, dont steal and commit crimes or make anything worse

 No.30783

>>30780
also if its possible, check into a hospital/ward and just stay there



[Return][Go to top] Catalog [Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home ] [ q / qa / zellig / brabant / drenthe / calm ] [ overboard ] [ v ] [ archive / telegram / zelligwiki / club / booru ] [ execution list / pph ] [ Rules / Contacts ] [] [ log in ]