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 No.27744

i pretty much quit porn but i still masturbate every now and then, that gave me urges to watch porn last time so im gonna stop doing that, any advice?

 No.27748

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imagine the stinkiest, vantabrownest jartypedo from the dirtiest 3rd world shithole ever leaning into your ear and whispering to you with the most ESL accent ever "saaar please goon to my FNF soytan gemmies saar" how would you react? you would immediately tell him to fuck off or maybe push him away, or maybe you wouldn't even let him come close enough to your ear in the first place. imagine how impossible it would be for the jartypedo to convince you about anything he says, due to the visceral disgust you feel towards him. this is essentially what actually happens in the spiritual realm, but you actually listen to the jartypedo just because you can't see him in the physical realm, and this makes you think it was your own idea. Rebuke it in Jesus name.

 No.27749

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>>27748
wow i never thought of that, thanks for the advice

 No.27750

>>27748
Also im actually muslim btw if that matters

 No.27752

>>27744
Get something to do or be in places that discourage you from having the opportunity to goon, lazy hands are the devil's soything

 No.27756

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>>27748
>imagine the stinkiest, vantabrownest jartypedo from the dirtiest 3rd world shithole ever leaning into your ear and whispering to you with the most ESL accent ever "saaar please goon to my FNF soytan gemmies saar"
Fuuuuuuuckkkkk~~ that's so fucking hoooottttt~~(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.27760

>>27756
Giga doesn't do this

 No.27768

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>>27748
Imagining demons as jartypedos is actually genius I'm gonna try that whenever I get the urge to goon.

 No.27773




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