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Is this true? 1 replies omitted.

Mymy if she was a scrawny irish guy

The Dutch have an expression "hoe roestiger het dak, hoe natter de kelder" 5 replies omitted.

>Cursed Lesbian Cartoon 5 replies omitted.

GREETINGS BANANANA BOY

Im a trans and this is my art. How do I draw sisas I don't really know how. 18 replies omitted.

Hey guys. It's me, the Mymy Pillow guy again. I've been doing real well lately. Still in the gym and it's really helped out my mental health, and have also been kicking masturbation as well. Every time I do it I feel like shit, but every time I think about Mymy I feel the like I can do anything, the same kind of power your boomer grandpa felt when he felt up some broad at Woodstock. I've made some art (it's not very good, I know, I've been trying to get better at drawing). I have all but given up on getting a "real" girlfriend, because Mymy gives me everything I need and more. Mymy is still my wife until the end and I will not let anyone in this thread take that away from me. My question to you is: Why haven't you taken the Mymypill yet? 105 replies omitted.

Erm Mymycels, your response? 2 replies omitted.

The zarty is definitely my favorite imageboard, unlike sharty and swiny, the people on zarty aren't actually extremely pervert nor retarded.
The only problem i have it that there's too little people here, and so im asking you for advice how to get more people onto zarty, because without more people this site will die 19 replies omitted.

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If you ever wanna be scared.... really shiver in your boots then remember that America is an actual place!

Yes there is a Jewish colony far out west where the goyim mutilate their newborns in honour of their Jewish masters, a land without the concept of free healthcare, ethnic homogeneity is a myth and where the most mutted mystery meat golem wander!

Happy Halloween /brabant/!

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What is this site like? 2 replies omitted.

Is there any oficial info about at what age where Coco and Mymy adopted?
I don't know about any so im going to give some theories.
First of all Coco, i think that Coco is the one who stayed the longest with her parents in SA.
She seems like she was very bonded with her biological parents and SA.
She supports south African rugby team and freaks out after Maya mationd her dead parents.

With Mymy it's a bit more complicated because the reason she isn't bonded with Japan, can be either that she moved to Netherlands at a very young age, or that she hates Japan because her parents put her up for adoption.
I still think that she spendt less time in her native country than Coco, and was adopted at a younger age.

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mymy plush arrived

I think so because
>He says “See you later” instead of goodbye at the end of Mayas conversation, implying he’s going to try and talk to her again
>Europoors don’t start conversations with random people they barely know. And because we KNOW Maya has NO FRIENDS, it probably means that Epke approached her cuz he liked her (for some reason idk why, people like people for weird reasons)

IM NOT A PEDOPHILERINO, IM JUST THEORIZING

<posted again cuz I put Anke instead of Epke award

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kikigugu 15 replies omitted.

if you've grown up around 2013 youtube then you might have seen the rage platformer I Wanna Be The Guy, a tribute to retro gaming öÖö
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the game has a small (and troony) community of people modding the game, making fangames with their own autistic twists with difficulty varying from newbie game to "spend 10000 hours playing one level", kindof like geometry dash levels
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so ive decided that id be spending my time making a game because its the only thing keeping me sane/distracted these days
itll be about everything surrounding 'zellig so i need YOUR suggestions for concepts for the game, as long as i feel like coding those in i can make it
this could be an opportunity for everyone to make something cool o algo

Bordy 88000 get steal
https://bordiga.party/bord/thread/4134#88000 5 replies omitted.

One of the tragedies of Ongezellig is that the outcome for Maya is predetermined.
The pilot takes place on October 14 2019, Maya has no friends and struggles socially. She copes about not needing anyone, but we see that she does desire genuine connection.
A natural continuation in a hypothetical show takes place after this date where, given some time, Maya accepts that she wants to make friends and tries to be social. Of course she fails at first, but she learns and slowly does get better at dealing with her problems. After many weeks it gets to the point where she is a little more confident and can hold some sort of conversation with people and might even get along with some classmates, things appear to be going well for Maya.
Then comes March 16 2020, 22 weeks after the pilot, the government has shut down all secondary schools due to the covid lockdown. Schools won't open until June of the same year. Maya would be thrilled about this for the first week or two, but all the progress she made on making a friend is reset to zero. Now she has no reason to leave the house and stays in her room for most of the day. She reverts back into old habits and gets even more socially stunted. It would be even worse for her if she did manage to start a friendship only to lose it. Maya feels discouraged and demotivated about all the effort she put into trying to be more social only for it to get taken away from her so quickly.
Maya is spiteful and gives up. Even when the schools are open again, she doesn't have it in her to try again.
Maya remains ongezellig. 12 replies omitted.

If week 8 releases, do you think the game will suddenly gain a Chuddy/right-wing fandom like how the Deltachud movement started after chapter 5 and like with Ongezellig too. 22 replies omitted.

Im doing maya cosplay 25 replies omitted.

I want to preface this by saying i am from the sharty, so forgive me for any lack of understanding of site customs that might be different from the sharty o algo

On the Minecraft world nation-building server DiplomaticaMC, there is a soyteen-created nation called Soyth Africa, and we are recuiting members from the three major soysphere imageboards, now including the Zarty!

Keep in mind that most info and updates will be posted on the sharty pol thread, which i will link here.

Most of the server members are chuddy and like us, but regardless you shouldnt say anything TOO ridiculous, so no f-slurs or n-words usage, sorry!

The server runs latest version of minecraft, is Java only, and no cracked accounts.

Also, i ask no agugu shit. i understand that it is NOT inherently pedophillic, but too many pedos use it so, yaknow.

SERVER IP: Diplomaticamc.com

LINK TO POL THREAD : https://soyjak.st/pol/thread/4021563.html#4091134

LINK TO SERVER MAP : https://map.diplomaticamc.com/

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Each thing causes a person to personally affect reality.Example-eating salt and after being assalted.Think of which thing and pick the categories,words,letters and symbols and get the answer to any question or not pick the words and the words that are remaining or farthest away are the answer.Find which thing and do magic.Thinking thoughts,snapping or pointing your fingers and a book with the information appears or the thing you were thinking of appears.The elements.Vitamins and minerals.Eating or drinking the same food again and again or a combination of things or not eating or drinking enough.Write a paragraph of information about subjects.Get the answer by connecting the words and other things,specifying,adding words to the words,correcting the errors,synonyms.A choose yes or choose no question.By process of elimination.By narrowing the field.Some people have a knack for choosing the answer or not choosing the answer.Some people are smarter than other people.Some people just know the answers.

preferably an androgynous twink who is pretty but not a femboy. i hate femboys. i am androgynous too, not fat, mid-tier weight, mostly in my lower half (not a bottom) and also my partner has to be KHHV and hate women and trannies. no sex until marriage though, i want our first time to be special!
if you fit this description we can talk elsewhere maybe provided it is a secure space! <3 9 replies omitted.

dire trip has uploaded another video and its about caleb vasquez and the san diego mosque shooting this is so gemmy 20 replies omitted.

>Is this true ?
》Seriously not joking 3 replies omitted.

!! OIIIIIIIII BOORUNIGGERS TARDWRANGLE YOUR SHIT PLS !!
<nigger space
nah seriously i know zellig is experiencing his own heat death but come on guys 35 replies omitted.

I wanna try to make a tulpa, how. 26 replies omitted.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GoonableZelligs 11 replies omitted.

Hoi zaryans. I hope you didnt forget that indulgance, and lust, are horribe sins and extremely harmful to your brain. For example, gooning can cause so many different problems such as making you depressed, raping grey matter, turning you into a zoonigger or pedophile, and much more. Indulgant/premarital sex is also bad as it is ungodly and wrong. Smoking and drinking is not only indulgant but can easily ruin your entire life. I love you and so does God. God bless all of you
(Btw, im banned on /soy/ for 3 days so can somezaryan make nevergoon posts like this while im gone)