Overboard

How to save the zarty
>delete agugu, soymy and anything related to them from the site's history
>perm ban and delete anyone who posts anything related to agugu or soymy in the future
>do not mention agugu or soymy in the rules or ban logs as to avoid reminding the population they ever existed 29 replies omitted.

>Tfw you kill most of the native farmers in europe

1. Where Maya holds a cup like a 'jak
2. Where Maya's shirt writes "i paused my tentacles to be here

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chaos chaos

actually its legal and moral to have sexual fantasies about mymy!!!

no matter what ((they)) say its true! its not bad nor immoral

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Who tf is "Ivanchuk", is that Ruthensky?

SNCA but if Maya were to die, the best song to fit it would be “Paint it Black” cuz Mayas door is red (the person singing would probably be Coco or something. Some autistic can make an ai thing of this song o algo 29 replies omitted.

yo, Stan talk to that one chink in our History class. 20 replies omitted.

N'oss 19 replies omitted.

anyone have any good resources to learn coding/programming? there's so much shit out there and it's impossible to know what's worth my time and what isnt
mostly just interested in web development if that matters 2 replies omitted.

who's the nigger bumping old mymy abuse bait? can we smash his head against the radiator? 9 replies omitted.

It is Maya's birthday, celebrate it
Maya is our qveen 70 replies omitted.

'nu toss 8 replies omitted.

Do you think she stinks? 21 replies omitted.

Booob make a system that automatically rapes anyone who bumps threads from years ago 9 replies omitted.

does anyone else remember when soyzellig.party was exposed as being 'cord

Ban odessanbvll (aka soytanator) for hostile activity and rangeban cobsontalks 21 replies omitted.

In a few months time, Zoot due to losing interest in sharty and 'zellig culture and getting a life (going to animation school, getting a girlfriend), will sell soyzellig.party to someone, fortunately not being abandoned. That person will be a russian pedophile, who will contract AIDS because of an attempt to bone a girl (that he brainwashed to look and act like Mymy, but thats not important). Does this all sound familiar to you? This is the exact same timeline of events of the sharty, very interesting. 96 replies omitted.

Is Cato bald? 1 replies omitted.

Zellig is a sharty culture 2 replies omitted.

Aryan beast ✡️✡️✡️

Hello fellow Zaryans! Does anyone know what the girls foot sizes are? 10 replies omitted.

Rhetorically asking, if I drilled her stomach would she be able to give birth later on in life?
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schoppenboer = jack of spades = WABAS4BJC?? (japanese)
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shitty discord site loooool
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How many times should I smash her head against radiator while assraping xer without killing xer? (0 isnt answer)
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jannes deleting gemmy threads
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When she sees the TBP or something

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Maya has got me feeling some type of way I've never felt before. She is everything I could ever want, timid but has a personality, cute and sweet, those green eyes, black hair, fair skin and her background. It sucks so much knowing no one like her exists IRL. I can't see anything related to her that I just get this heavy feeling in my chest. Why can't there be someone like her IRL? She's got this whole vibe that's so appealing, get it? The way she struggles with her ADD, how she's sometimes a bit childish, her insecurities and daydreaming, always in that red hoodie and thigh-high socks, it's all just so charming and comforting.
It's demotivating as hell, and it's messing with my drive to do anything, she has completely burned my brain. I can't feel attracted to any girl, I have no more drive for doing anything, what's the point? Maya isn real afterall. She makes me feel empty and hopeless in a way I have never felt before. It's like I've set this impossible standard for real-life relationships based on a character that doesn't even exist. I have never had to deal with this before, so I may have noticed it too late, but I've tried distracting myself with other things, other activities, but nothing works. I keep coming back to her, to Ongezellig, rewatching it and consuming everything related to her, it's like a vicious cycle. The more I watch, the more attached I get, and the more it hurts knowing she's not real, I've even started daydreaming about meeting someone like her, but it just feels so far-fetched, why couldn't I have been a Mymy/Cocofag? All the scenes she's portrayed in, when shes daydreaming and lets her hair down imagining a different world, it makes me feel like I'm seeing the real her, the part she keeps hidden from everyone else. Those small, intimate glimpses into her make her feel so real and relatable even if I don't have a similar life, and yet she's just a figment of some 30yr old Dutch guy imagination. It's so hard to stay motivated, I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality 66 replies omitted.

What is your favorite 'zellig art ever, official or unofficial? Mine has to be this beautiful gemerald 50 replies omitted.

Somebody rape and kill the nigger who keeps necrobumping 2-year-old threads every fucking day.

I keep getting friend requests from steam jewkike jeet shitskin nigger scammers and today i've had enough, i will now mindbreak them with agugu, more coming soon 23 replies omitted.

>ok PQTRIOTS were gonna be learning about why israel is our greatest ally
<uhh question? doesn't israel have a history of attacking us, though?
^yeah, it says here that in 1967, israel attacked the USS Libe-
>NEVER BRING THAT UP AGAIN OR I WILL HAVE YOU TWO EXPELLED 8 replies omitted.

IT'S ACTUALLY OVER FOR REAL THIS TIME
https://petjeaf.com/ongezellig/posts/ongezellige-update-130-dubbelslot

A new petje update released a couple of minutes ago. After "The combination of a burnout, a new life stage, a difficult pitch phase, a limited support and a successful side" and 4 years, Massa is cancelling the monthly ongezellig illustrations, and with it, any and all potential for more ongezellig content whatsoever.

<Thank you again to everyone who contributed. I hope you are still happy with the results that you have been able to make true. Remember, Ongezellig not as a failed pilot, but as a successful short film.

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for the ongezellig reanimated collab or something 5 replies omitted.

Never before seen zellig screencap? Idk where this came from 4 replies omitted.

Why is zellig popular on ifunny of all places 6 replies omitted.

Here's a bunch of color code reference sheets I made that will hopefully be useful to some of the artists on here. 31 replies omitted.

Also the way he talks with henkie is similar to "Rick" with "Morty"
The video was made in 2015 so it is possible it might have been an influence 2 replies omitted.

mymy won