Overboard

I wonder which zellig sister/character would be the lightest to carry. 22 replies omitted.

Can anyone debunk this Europe doesn't have any indigenous people lie that leftytroons have been pushing?
Also does anyone have that pajeet saying the same thing? 112 replies omitted.

testing 6 replies omitted.

Real article btw 3 replies omitted.

-9 minute iceberg
-explains what the show and 4chan is
-explains nothing else
-ends iceberg by quick menton of an random shitpost which he describes as "its pretty wierd i think.... And i don't know what it means"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ClT6KyeAE
this nigga made the shitiest iceberg video ever
here are some points he made
the episodes are called deels (no shit really)
maya has social anxiety(as if it isnt in the fucking title)
mymy wears a wig (this nigga is not real how stupid is this man)
maya is adopted what (this is just wrong)

conclusion this guy is actually a fucking retard i know damnwell he didnt even watch the show he asked google ai to summarize it and ended up fetching shitposts from 4chan dont support these niggas please.

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What's your favorite shark? Mine is the great hammerhead because their heads look cool and they have 360 degree vision and the best electroreception of any shark, also they're big 19 replies omitted.

There was a Soyparta thread once but I couldn't find it, what I did find was this hidden gemmy channel from a 'jakker, there's even a remix of nojak 1 replies omitted.

So in my dream, massa made a new episode, but I also experienced it in first person view. I was at school or something and we were on the stairs. I saw mymy and then I saw Maya by the gate of the school. I told mymy that Maya was there, and she started saying hi to her, but Maya got scared and left the building. I followed her, and this guy, probably 2 years older than her, picked her up. He kissed her and mymy saw and got really upset. we followed her because they ran out of the school, then we caught up to her boyfriend and we asked him what was going on, and then yeah the episode ended I woke up 9 replies omitted.

nom nom nom

It gets worse the more you look at it 3 replies omitted.

big ol eyes 79 replies omitted.

<do >nuligs
^really?

bob you should chill a bit on the "never expiring" bans. you use the nuclear option first, which causes people to seek illicit methods to post, when a reasonable ban like 30 days would teach the lesson just as well and i would actually wait that timer, but a "forever ban" just forces me to seek a circumvention instead of actually disciplining me. keep it fair at least 4 replies omitted.

All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in LA (if I was in LA)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees)
And I pretend to pray (I pretend to pray)
You know the preacher like the cold (preacher like the cold)
He knows I'm gonna stay (knows I'm gonna stay)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day
All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the sky is gray (and the sky is gray)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
On a winter's day (on a winter's day)
If I didn't tell her (if I didn't tell her)
I could leave today (I could leave today)
California dreamin' (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day (California dreamin')
On such a winter's day 9 replies omitted.

Add Yana to the captcha because she's the face of Ongezellig 3 replies omitted.

I don't think it's adobe animate, it could be toonboom harmony but im not too sure. does anyone know? 2 replies omitted.

does anyone know how to get a girlfriend? 85 replies omitted.

would mymy, maya and coco be considered a "foid"? 9 replies omitted.

Yana spotted in the wild? 2 replies omitted.

can you quit banning me on /drenthe/, i was talking about bwc but i was trolling the annoying boog avatarfaggot. quit banning me for trolling namefags, namefags should be bullied, impersonated, falseflagged and flamed off imageboards
and boog deserves to die. peace
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST 8 replies omitted.

what would ongyzellig look like if it was made in Ohio instead of dutcherlands 42 replies omitted.

The Schoolocaust game is already 1 year old, I think it deserves an update 87 replies omitted.

make this in Gmod. it's coal but it was fun to make. 12 replies omitted.

pc master race niggas be like
>dirty dark room
>completely alone
>6000$ pc
>only plays roblox-tier indie games
>doomscrolls on social media
>"battlestation" is just a gooncave
>lunch skipped, orders doordash
>ignores important work
>livingroom is just a hallway to the fridge 8 replies omitted.

Stinky nigger hands made this goyballs comic 102 replies omitted.

A wise man once told me:
>If you keep calling your child an ass, he will probably end up an ass
>If you keep calling your child a doctor, he will at least work at a hospital
True story btw 5 replies omitted.

made nu mymy 46 replies omitted.

New Update: Zarty brings you:
+Gems 25 replies omitted.

I am a fan of wrestling and began to wonder:
>what the sisters' moveset would be if they were professional wrestlers?
This is simply assuming that each of the girls in in proper shape and are all athletically capable of wrestling in a professional setting. Saying shit like "Coco would win because she's strong" do not apply here because this is a scenario where they are all strong, and simply have different ways of fighting!
Also I'm calling their moves based on what they are currently called in order to prevent confusion, but I might come back and name them.
The Moves in
>Green
are shown in the images here
<Wrestlingspace
Maya:
Would probably be the most agile considering her thinness and her great speed. Would likely wear their opponent down by making opponents chase her, wearing down their stamina until they're easy targets for various moves until they are unable to fight back.
Signature 1: Running Knee
Signature 2: Shooting Star Press
Submission: Ankle Lock
>Finisher: Tornado DDT
<Wrestlingspace
Coco:
Probably the strongest in brute power. Would win by manhandling opponents until they simply cannot fight back
Signature 1: Spear
Signature 2: German Suplex
Submission: Kirifuda Clutch
>Finisher: Pop-Up Powerbomb
<Wrestlingspace
Mymy:
Would probably be the most "exploitative" by using creative and unconventional methods to get in a hit or get out of danger, and will somtimes cheat to make their time easier (Kind of like Eddie Guerrero)
Signature 1: Backstabber
Signature 2: Superkick
Signature 3: Illegal hit with a foreign object
Submission: Koji Clutch
>Finisher: Zig-Zag
<Wrestlingspace
Do these make sense? Do their moves match their style well? Does this matter? What do you all think? 31 replies omitted.

Admin, whoever you are, please do not move this thread away from this board. It is important for this to be here so more people see it.
Zaryans, I've been connecting the dots since I was a kid. It was this analyzing mindset combined with the Love of the Father and the direction Holy Spirit that led me to Christ. It has come to a point where I can not ignore the signs anymore. I have started to receive visions about this aswell. Nearing the end of this Lent I've decided to finally put my thoughts out there. I have prepared this infographic to explain what I'm trying to say. I've stopped using imageboards and internet as a whole a long time ago and I genuinely do not use any other site than soyzellig, I made this infographic to share with you zaryans because I genuinely love you from the heart as my brothers in Christ. I tried to keep it as short as I can. Please take a moment to read it. If God has put in your that this is important, please share it with whomever you think can understand it. This is also a call to faith and a testimony to the truth of the Gospel. Time itself testifies to the truth of the Gospel.
Lord have mercy on us.
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on us, sinners.
Blessed is He who cometh in the Name of the Lord. 81 replies omitted.