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COCO WOULD NOT APPROVE OF ZELLIG MASS SUICIDE EVENT!!!!
Zarty Queen, do yuo see what did you lead to now??? They all want to ack themselves and it is like that ONLY because you left us!!!
#ResponsibilityDay #YouAreToBlameForOurDeaths
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It's Luzeru geg, we live rent free in that guy's head
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I've made a pasta just for the occasion
You will never be a real zellig fan. You have no zems, you have no passion, you have no imageboard. You are a band kid twisted by (((them))) and the media into a crude mockery of a zaryan’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your fellow fans are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your redditesque appearance behind closed doors.
Zaryans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed zaryans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even people like R_Terra who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a zaryan. Your channel is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to create a single zem, a zaryan will turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your brimstone, belgian coal.
You will never get rid of us. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. No one will find you, zaryans being relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of people such as you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your anti-zaryan obsession, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a redditor is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a stain of the glistening zemerald of the zaryan community.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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This guy so much
>arrow so I don't look like xhim
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We all once watched the zellig for the first time. The first impressions, received during the viewing process, are undoubtedly priceless. And I would like to share one of these with (You).
The first month I got acquainted with the series, I sincerely thought that Maya was Flemish (just the Dutch but living in Belgium). Everything (Mymy in particular) on the screen led the viewer to this conclusion. Light (green) eyes and quite white skin (if more concretely, in the first deel it was rather slightly swarthy, like the Southern Europeans, and throughout the entire show, her skin doesn’t really stand out, specifically in comparison with Coco’s tan face, which makes us think of just an inappropriate palette rather than the literal skin color). This, albeit is far-fetched, “Flemishness” gave some charm to the known character. Really, I still don't get why Massa did Maya as mutt only for “muh lack of any ethnic self-identity” while he could not only make her Flemish, but also justify constant statements of different personnages about Maya’s “Belgian bornness”, it actually wouldn’t affect Maya as a character with extreme socialization problems and even give integrity to the picture of the Schoppenboer family (including Coco and Mymy, of course). Ultimately, one of you could argue, that this would “undermine” scenes with a clear Indonesian subtext, but in this case it would be essentially a reverse version of what we have now.
Even if we don't discount her Indo origins, it wouldn't hurt for her to just have tangible Flemish roots to the show will get more logical in context of its racial Santa-Barbara with 83 zelligions of ethnic and sub-ethnic minorities related with the Netherlands.
>Picrel: Flemish SS-Legioner.
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where’s your flag
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There's something about this image that just makes me want to curbstomp it and whoever posted it. Idk.
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>Ongezellig gets me interested in Dutch history
>reads wikipedia page on Dutch colonization of Indonesia
>some Dutch gave the Indonesian women their BWC resulting in Eurasian offspring known as the "Indo people"
>300,000 of these Indos moved to the Netherlands immediately after Indonesian independence
>Maya is implied to be an "Indo" based off the Indonesia map behind her in the classroom
Is Maya basically the Dutch variant of a mestizo?
23 replies omitted.BWC lust is literally ingrained into Maya's DNA after 4 generations of gekoloniseering
this is gonna be you when the B.N.W.O. Happens ytboi
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Then I am appellating only to that (lost) comment, not to his author. Will suit?
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Kuz = Koos
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I've tried doing something different than usual.
>inb4 post discarded
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>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
And i MEAN needs.
If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag, 23 replies omitted.
>Adam is Chinese
>Goof is Hungarian
>evendoe Adam literally looks like a direct descendant of Attila and not like a bugman chink
>>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
>So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
>And i MEAN needs.
>If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,
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Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.
Today we have decided that within the next 72 hours, if you have a good enough post history and you write an email to zartyappeals@gmail.com, you might be the lucky winner of a janitor position (you do it for free). Follow the provided footsteps and you will become an official janitor.
Now, why? We have been a bit short on jannies when it comes to amerimutt hours, some time ago malicious links had been up for 4 entire hours due to lack of mutt jannies.
So, step up and be counted, show the world that you're a man.
God bless!
Applications are now closed, thanks a lot to all who applied!
8 replies omitted.last 2 'p links were around 12 AM- 1:30 AM for me.. (i live in muttland)
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