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Kuz = Koos
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I've tried doing something different than usual.
>inb4 post discarded
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>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
And i MEAN needs.
If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag, 23 replies omitted.
>Adam is Chinese
>Goof is Hungarian
>evendoe Adam literally looks like a direct descendant of Attila and not like a bugman chink
>>Maya is from indonesia wich used to be a dutch colony, Mymy calls her belgian wich was also dutch
>>Mymy is from japan, because netherlands was the only western country japan decided to trade with when japan was in isolation
>>Coco is from south Africa wich also used to be dutch for a while, also entirety of aficans is based on dutch language.
>So here is the thing, we dont know the nationalities of background characters, wich brings me to my talking point:
THERE NEEDS TO BE A SLAVIC CHARACTER IN ONGEZELLIG
>And i MEAN needs.
>If you know anything about Peter the great (the first empreror of my homeland) Is that aside from draining swamps, building a big ass navy, killing Swedes and Turks is that he REALY liked the country of Netherlands, so much so the russian flag is based on the dutch flag (real fact btw, i am not being ironic in this antire rant a single time) so considering that pan slavic colours are based on the the biggest slavic nations flag,
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Hello loyal and trusted Zaryans.
Today we have decided that within the next 72 hours, if you have a good enough post history and you write an email to zartyappeals@gmail.com, you might be the lucky winner of a janitor position (you do it for free). Follow the provided footsteps and you will become an official janitor.
Now, why? We have been a bit short on jannies when it comes to amerimutt hours, some time ago malicious links had been up for 4 entire hours due to lack of mutt jannies.
So, step up and be counted, show the world that you're a man.
God bless!
Applications are now closed, thanks a lot to all who applied!
8 replies omitted.last 2 'p links were around 12 AM- 1:30 AM for me.. (i live in muttland)
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Tell me what do you see?
Yes, I've lost my mind.
Daddy looking at me
Will I ever be free?
Have I crossed the line?„ ~ Tatu. All The Things She Said 17 replies omitted.
>>25829
As someone else already said
"Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6."
She’d most likely cope with it decently well after two weeks, but it would probably take years for her to go a day without thinking about it, there’s no way she’d simply forget about it. Her sisters mean the world to her.
You also have to consider that this isn’t a natural death, this is a suicide. There’s a good chance she’d be racked with guilt and reflect on her treatment of Maya; contemplating all the ways she could’ve improved her interactions with her and potentially divert her from suicide.
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Deel 7 was already out doebeit unoffical. but its convincing imo it looks and feels exactly like massa
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bro must feel like oppenheimer but instead of inventing the atomic nvke he invented the zellignvke
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Sacrifice Belgian children to Mymy
Sacrifice Bantu children to Coco
Sacrifice Chinese children to Maya
Sacrifice Schoppenboer children to Vera
>"Huh, why I can't like this reply?"
>Writes to Zoot on personal email
>"Zooooooooot fix it I can't like"
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TEST: SUCCESSFUL
TRVST DE PLAN.......
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but the longest one i did on my phone took like 3 weeks
I have never made a shitpost or high quality OC I’m only here to find some gemmy bait strategies
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i wont zaryan
Liglish 'rald, keep it up
ultra gemi!
I am going insane about heer zemeraldness!!!
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7 past interplatforms it will go to, including this one, what it now is. The finality admin, the sixth one took over the soyparty 5 years due this message.
He milked the gems dry, the coal growed strenghtier.
As of the 24 of september of 2036 the interplatform known as soyparty.com, as former Soyjak.party had been milked dry of gems.
With no gems to send, all activity de-expressed.
The interplatform is almost dead, a finality of image boards.
Remember of this message, as once the admin whose name begins with an L and ends with a E takes over, it is all done with and the bjornstones with be let flown. 12 replies omitted.
its because there weren't any attractive pics of coco posted. a tall, blond, white girl like Coco is what triggers the racebait mindcontrol virus, the other girls not so much
That sucks because sisa and I want to post pictures of xer
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this joke has been bothering for months, it left me with quite a few questions. why would masturbation, especially from a girl, cause so much audible creaking that people in adjacent rooms can hear it? does she finger herself so furiously that it rocks her? is it her legs excessively trembling and convulsing from the pleasure? is it a result of her thrusting her hips in an attempt to amplify the sensation? all of these inquiries stem from the assumption that Massa even intended this to be a joke about masturbation, and if it that wasn’t his intent, then what was he was trying to imply?
maybe it’s best to stop thinking about a it. it’s just a joke and Massa probably didn’t put that much thought into it.
My theory is that because she does nothing all day it takes her forever to fall asleep so she rolls around in bed for a long time
it might’ve been a red herring joke that was never fully realized, sort of like the death of Coco’s parents. we’d assume she’s doing something naughty when she’s actually doing something more innocent.
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<reddit space
<youtube space >So that means:
>No more "TND", no more "yuo", no more "spine tingling", no more "bone chilling", unfortunately no more "gems" of any kind (sorry, cortex), no more "⚡", no more "ZWABAG", no more "OMGSISA", no more "KINO", no more "built for ___", no more "coal", no more "kek" (if that's still a thing), no more "xe/xe/xem" (i don't even know why that's a thing but I know that it's related so stop it), AND ABSOLUTELY, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL THERE BE ANY "BWC/BBC/BZC/etc." 16 replies omitted.
Roos_Troon trying xher hardest to not say anything controversial is probably the best thing out of that post
yuo has nothing to do with to do with soyjaks or the sharty or soyzellig? maybe it does but i see no relation
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>No NSFW
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antigoon
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Also what else should I add if I'm missing anything in relation to zellig and the sharty? 14 replies omitted.
Is it really you who created the first ongezellig thread?
watched and joined zellig Community in toddler era
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