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/qa/
I'd keep working on zellig and give it every chance to become a gemmiest gem of the webshow
I would create soyzellig.party before Zoot so Zaryans would bless me and pay me more shekels.
>I'd keep working on zellig and give it every chance to become a gemmiest gem of the webshow
It's already become.
Photographic memory award
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Zellig.feels isnt falseflag account 100%. He is followed by bruhmeister and follows him back, and xhe always acts as if they were one and the same preson even though account has like 3 months, and bruh never said it was a falseflag even though he obviously seen it
You are still reposting them here and tring to stir yet another metadrama as usual and it would be much better for your health to stop leaking everywhere and just go back.
/zellig/
>"accidentally" reveals zaryans' post histories on the year old /art/ general
>mentally prepares zaryans for the December 15th event in which everyones IP's + whole post histories will get revealed
>even if you used VPN's or switched IP's, they are still tied to the same useragent data so every single post you've ever made will be revealed and tied back to you
>zarty was a huge social experiment all along
How ready are (You) personally for the December 15th event? 25 replies omitted.
/zellig/
Open a thread about a random topic you want to discuss or browse in the sea of older threads to make more yapperalds
/brabant/
They can only think with reaction. it's in their DNA you know. no critical thinking whatsoever.
/zellig/
Unlike in the Sharty, where it's aimed towards adult women, zaryans usually say it towards the 'zellig sisters who are all underaged, the exception being Vera.
I know it's a joke and whatnot but it is 100% going to attract pedos to this place as a bunch of oldfags were already exposed to be nonces themselves. I'm afraid it might continue the stereotype of zaryans being pedos if this were to continue. 27 replies omitted.
as a member of the bwc therapy administration community im gonna have to pass xher on to the bbc therapy administration community
/zellig/
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End. 9 replies omitted.
how it feels trying to make a joke on the interwebs and someone doesn't get it
i've been a soycuck since 2022 and i still don't know what thrembo is
chad for not reading the wiki but also retarded for not knowing by now
deel thrembo is actually real but you guys are not ready for it
/zellig/
I got a few dozen Coco pictures now
Thank you
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/zellig/
Let the Agartha be upon ye :] 10 replies omitted.
>what normal person sees: a funny banner
>what obsessed faggot sees: discord, namefags, underage, jannies, R_Terra
Translated: I use discord but using it is good only when I do it
he forgot to dilate and now his cordclitty is leaking so he had to bring it to the zarty
Exactly, dude has discord drama with this guy and decided to "my personal army" here
/zellig/
Found another proxy to post with and pedobait again award
Its massadownie nigger leaking that he has been revealed to be a pedo nigger
/zellig/
I :zelligheart: RadioHead
Ironically one can discover a lot of nice music thanks to Ongezellig
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PLEASEEEEEE 78 replies omitted.
LORENZOYURICACAFAGMUZA98 POSTED YURI, BOORUFAG REMOVE IT
/zellig/
Even if it got 8M views, it's hard to make a second episode when you're burned out and depressed, but don't worry I understand you guys want to conveniently leave out half his reasons whenever you feel like coping and crying and pissing your pants a little bit.
>>57652
>"Look at us Internationals, we're the majority audience now and we are responsible for most of the good things that happened to Ongezellig hurt durr!!"
>Trends graph shows high correlation with rule 34 searches
>"THAT DAMN DUTCH AUDIENCE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF GOONERS HURR DURR!!"
I would ask how it feels to look in a mirror but you've probably avoided those for a while now since you're an ugly ESL nigger, retard.
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/zellig/
why is maya the least liked out of the trio?
i look like this and say this by the way
23 replies omitted.Coco's facade is genuine and sincere, it's simply her "better side of character", which she covers the other, "weak Coco" with.
Watch what I do, (Because I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
I know you're tryin' to get somewhere
You watch what you say (Watch what I do)
I'm gonna get on you, (I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
You're never gonna go nowhere
>a facade, which Maya doesn’t have
The hell you say! Or did you forget where she told Coco she sits during the break? It’s a clumsy shield, and can therefore be dismantled quickly (as with her “Parkinson’s” excuse), but it’s still definitely there.
Actually, to some extent, her quietness in the classroom is a shield in and of itself; she’s so afraid of making a fool of herself in social situations that she doesn’t even try. Again, it’s a different shield from Coco’s, protecting different things for different reasons, but it’s still there
/zellig/
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG 6 replies omitted.
https://x.com/TikTokPolicy/status/1881030712188346459
If you would please consult the charts
/zellig/
For Coco it's obvious that you should be obsessed with colored cocks all the time
>For Coco it's obvious that you should be obsessed with colored cocks all the time
/qa/
I meant 4chan's /qa/, also we abandoned it after Frootcord, no one wants to post on dataminey.gov and the fact that Froot made TWO /zellig/ boards without anyone asking (or us going back to using them) says a lot on our integrity
>not discord infected
That is actually impossible, you would need to erase the memory of the soysphere from every discorder's head (or Discord as an app would need to die)
Good luck 'teen
/zellig/
Cobby and Poog
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/brabant/
/zellig/
Isn't the netherlands supposed to be white?
What is wrong with him? 1 replies omitted.
The Dutch consequently voted for it not to be white
She's technically mixed because her ancestors mixed with Anglos and Saxons, that's why Frisian sounds so similar to Old English
/brabant/
/qa/
https://heimatkurier.at/repression/niederlande-6-monate-haft-fuer-white-lives-matter
/qa/
/zellig/
Open r/ongezelliig
Sees post ACK
Bilions must downvote
18 replies omitted.The year is 2045. The Zarty lives under REDDIT RULE. All zarty males are sissified. Ongezellig characters live to serve REDDIT POWERJANNIES in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to the Zarty's REDDIT FUTURE.
Zaryan remembers life before the revolution – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of New /zellig/, where he hides his beautiful imaginary mymy from the clutches of the brutal Reddit army.
As musclebound moderators prowl the countryside searching for fertile ongezellig waifus, Zaryan will stop at nothing to protect his sweet waifus's purity. In his green-and-tan wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Zaryan gives his tender incel body to a gang of pitiless Reddit alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Zaryan prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears… and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.
Acclaimed author and pro domme Zoot presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The REDDIT SOIBOYS have their way with the incels's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.
Experience the true power of Reddit Gorillas in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of REDDIT FUTURE, the first book in Zoot's brand new series.
<flood
Of course it's fucking bait, what the fuck did you expect from someone who has Pet Nigger's artstyle? Did you think someone who has Gachalife ahh proportions wouldn't be another tard kid larping for attention?
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