Overboard

this makes me wanna die 1 replies omitted.

>Nigga Lamp 6 replies omitted.

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‎There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as Coco, and the other ugly and mutt as Maya. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as Coco said.
‎<Oh Maya it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
‎Thus, Maya gets enraged and pushes Coco over and kills her in the water by smashing her head to the rocks, Maya takes the Coco’s fiancé Chud and the wedding is soon.
‎Mymy approaches the river and finds the dead body of Coco and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the Maya’s wedding with her new fiancé Chud that’s was once the fiancé of Coco. Mymy plays the instrument made of the dead Coco’s body and Zaryans finds out about what Maya did to her sweet demure sister Coco and they burn Maya to death.
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‎Fin.
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>Ya know Cleo, despite being a nigger from niggerland niggervania, you're still a good friend and I cherish the times we spend together. I'm glad my time being educated is with someone as swell as you!
<SHIEEEET BITCH IM GLAD YO CRACKER ASS AINT 'FRAID OF ME LIKE SOME LIL RACIS BITCH WHO NEEDS THEY ASS BEAT
^EW COCO WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING HANGING OUT WITH A NIGGER?!?!? I DONE TOLD YOU THAT ARYANISATION IS NOT A REAL THING AND NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU CAN'T MAKE NIGGERS WHITE!
<FUCK YOU CALL ME HOE? DAS IT IM FINNA BITCH YO ASS- NAH NAH I GOTS A BETTA IDEA IMMA PULL OUT MY BLICKY AND TAKE YO ASS OUT
*Cleo pulls out from her messy hair a glock and empties its clip into Maya
^ACKCKCKCAKCKACKACK AHAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHH IM DYING OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHCCCCCKKKKKK
Maya dies
>GEG! 6 replies omitted.

why so dead cococucks? 3 replies omitted.

Here’s a story from my homeland Zaryans.

There were two sisters one as white and beautiful as the fresh snow, and the other ugly and black as coal. One day the sisters were washing themselves in a river as the white one said.
>Oh sister it does not matter how much you wash yourself you’ll never be as white and beautiful as me.
The dark and ugly one gets enraged and pushes her beautiful sister over and kills her in the water, the dark one takes the white one’s fiancé and the wedding is soon.
A bard approaches the river and finds the dead body of the lighter sister and takes her body and turns it into an instrument, he takes it to the dark one’s wedding with her new fiancé that’s was once the fiancé of the white one. The bard plays the instrument made of the dead sister’s body and the village finds out about what the swarthoid did to her light skinned sister and they burn her to death.

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Does anyone have the audio of Mymy doing a Hitler Munich address

>Hey Maya, why are you late to school?
<MY FUCKING BACKPACK IS HEAVY AS SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
>Maybe you should try working out
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WILL CUT IN TO MY GOONING HOURS AND I CAN'T LOSE THAT TIME! I NEED TO CONSTANTLY CHECK TO MAKE SURE MY FAVORITE PORN SITES HAVEN'T UPDATED SO I DON'T MISS OUT ON ALL THE NEW PORN! I HAVE TO BE THE FIRST TO GOON TO IT!
>Well maybe you're carrying too much stuff then?
<NOOO I- WELL OKAY FINE MAYBE I CAN LOSE SOME OF THESE TISSUES. I'LL JUST HAVE TO WHIPE MY TEARS OF LONELINESS ON MY SWEATER INSTEAD.opens backpack. WHAT THE FUCK? IS THIS A BOMB??!?!?!?
>No it's a rocket.Coco hits a button which activates the Maya rocket
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMaya blasts off again like Team Rocket
>GEG!

Hello zaryans, I created these 'jaks to represent zaryans and Zoot in october 2023
<reddit space
I see you've created new 'jaks to represent zaryans and zoot now
<reddit space
What's wrong with the ones I made?

poop and maya dying 2 replies omitted.

When you're camping so you cover maya in honey and a bear mauls her 7 replies omitted.

tfw you roll Mymy down the stairs and she kills Maya 23 replies omitted.

How often do you get banned from the shitjizz.poopie because this is my third or fourth and I don't know whether or not it's something I did or if it's because my Mobile IP because I didn't see anything on the ban list
>how is this political
Political implications of dogs with blue eyes? Are they better than t50 dogs or is it merely esthetic

let's kill (coco) frogcuck, reply if you agree.

Luv gemeralds, 'ate brimstone, simple as

Which episode of ongezellig is your favorite? 9 replies omitted.

Luv gems
'Ate coal

Simple as.

My perfect Europe oaglo 10 replies omitted.

They still remember him, geg 19 replies omitted.

this splinter genuinely sucks idk how you niggers post on this 2 pph dnb 1 replies omitted.

why does everybody either hate me or ignore me? is it because i'm autistic? 68 replies omitted.

should we try to steal the 66666 GET on /int/?
it'd cause an enormous amount of seethe among the nusois due to the recent 'zellig ban on /soy/ 1 replies omitted.

tfw you kill Maya and she dies 45 replies omitted.

tfw you launch Maya from the school's roof and she explodes 2 replies omitted.

failraid award gegggg

>WE ARE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG
>WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE SERIES
>DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY SAM?
>DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT A GEMERALD?
>YES, WE'RE ALSO GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT ONGEZELLIG PROJECTS.
>ILLUSTRATIES, THE DEELS, THE MAYAMAILS, AND...
>AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME, TALKING ABOUT FOENKIE. 5 replies omitted.

Alright I found this guy (Brazilian femboy btw), and there's a lot of gem potential, he seethes about us a lot and uses terms like "zelligger" to describe himself, I think we could definitely get him to seethe if we swap out his comms card with
>yes chud TND etc
And then plaster it around, we can also flood his 'gram/xitter with soyjak requests, get the streety on this too if possible
https://x.com/gummykweenn 25 replies omitted.

Whenever the site isn't getting DDOSed to hell I manage to get on the site and holy fuck it's brimstone there's so much NSFW and racebait. If you find more safe OC from there (or if you suspect something here was made there) post it here but just keep in mind the posts there are disgusting 8 replies omitted.

The new sharty admin Limeade has said that he would be open to banning ongezellig if a thread made for that purpose gets a 1000 reppeys
Zaryans our response? 46 replies omitted.

>half of the new posts are unapproved images