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do you think 'zellig would have gotten funding from a studio if Massa didn't put both a Hitler and a masturbation joke in the first 2 minutes?
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>>100453
I would have never liked the show nearly as much and I may have never even watched past deel 1 if the show wasn't so uncomfortable and weird by making those two jokes in the first 2 minutes, of zoiets. Ever since a bunch of reelsfags started watching ongezellig I began to regret ever shilling the show, I like it weird and I'm glad it didn't get funding or become mainstream. The show is good as is and I wouldn't change anything about it...
I would have never liked the show nearly as much and I may have never even watched past deel 1 if the show wasn't so uncomfortable and weird by making those two jokes in the first 2 minutes, of zoiets. Ever since a bunch of reelsfags started watching ongezellig I began to regret ever shilling the show, I like it weird and I'm glad it didn't get funding or become mainstream. The show is good as is and I wouldn't change anything about it...
>>100476
Yeah I think the gooning scene is why every hunky twink sex machine immediately calls Zellig coal or whatever. Without THAT opening to the pilot (and the yuricoal scene) it probably would've led to 99% less pedophiles being in the fanbase making our reputation as bad as it is.
Yeah I think the gooning scene is why every hunky twink sex machine immediately calls Zellig coal or whatever. Without THAT opening to the pilot (and the yuricoal scene) it probably would've led to 99% less pedophiles being in the fanbase making our reputation as bad as it is.
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THIS IS WHAT PISSES ME OFF LETS DO THE MATH TOGETHER
<NIGGERRRR
so if we divide the population of the netherlands (now 18 million) into the key age audience (lets say 30% of the population see graph above) we end up with around 5.4 million people.
now we get into the weird exclusions such as only around 15-20% of dutch students report as history being their favorite subject and the already niche appeal zellig has with the average person being an extreme hit or miss thing with some people absolutely adoring it while some are neutral and other hate it
ive been rambling and i lost my thought train but in short there's no way ongezellig could have succeeded primarily on dutch funding and the current view statistics show that ongezellig really did have the best possible success when it accords to massas vision of the show
<NIGGERRRR
so if we divide the population of the netherlands (now 18 million) into the key age audience (lets say 30% of the population see graph above) we end up with around 5.4 million people.
now we get into the weird exclusions such as only around 15-20% of dutch students report as history being their favorite subject and the already niche appeal zellig has with the average person being an extreme hit or miss thing with some people absolutely adoring it while some are neutral and other hate it
ive been rambling and i lost my thought train but in short there's no way ongezellig could have succeeded primarily on dutch funding and the current view statistics show that ongezellig really did have the best possible success when it accords to massas vision of the show
>>100490
Yeah i really dont know who massa wanted to appeal to with 'zellig but its obviously found a bit of an audience
Yeah i really dont know who massa wanted to appeal to with 'zellig but its obviously found a bit of an audience
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>>100199
Holy fucking retard just kill yourself
Holy fucking retard just kill yourself
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>>>100199 (You)
>Holy fucking retard just kill yourself
>Holy fucking retard just kill yourself
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>>100205
IM WATCHING YOU
IM WATCHING YOU
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<Maya...
>...
<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>...
<Maya.
>...
<Maya! 9 replies omitted.
<Maya...
>...
<Maya... please, I know you may not like me, but I'm your sister, and I still love you. I kid sometimes I know, but no matter how it may come across, I still greatly value you as my sister. I hope one day Maya, you'll crawl out of this hateful and lonely shell you've entrapped yourself in, and become and truly beloved individual! and I will be there every step of the way to cheer you on!
>...
<Maya.
>...
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>>99853
Ironically, the word zemblanity is the opposite of serendipity
Ironically, the word zemblanity is the opposite of serendipity
/brabant/
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Was in Wien and it was total nigger hell, actual white replacement. Is there any western city that is not nigger hell
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This have to be the most unfunniest shit I've ever seen in this platform
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>>17763
Because xhe makes my clitty leak so I have to derail and spreg out on threads with him in it.
Because xhe makes my clitty leak so I have to derail and spreg out on threads with him in it.
/brabant/
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is my country aryan
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>>11694
Was it because if you hover over the flag it says "KG" and you dont use the metric system
or something
Was it because if you hover over the flag it says "KG" and you dont use the metric system
or something
>>11698
Would have thought it was KY. Also what the fuck is a Kyrgyz doing here?
Would have thought it was KY. Also what the fuck is a Kyrgyz doing here?
>>11218
your country will be ass-raped by Israeli missiles in a few years
your country will be ass-raped by Israeli missiles in a few years
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MAYA ABUSE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY, STOP IT YOU FAGGOTS
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tsmt
mayacare only
mayacare only
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What would happen if massa didn't decided to cancelled ongezellig?
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gugu would happen if massagugu zelligug
/brabant/
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>AS SOON AS WE TAKE THIS SHITTY FUCKING VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, PIGGERS WILL FALL!
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>>11627
It's literally islamistic antisemitism, not ours (that one that's keyed and based and aryan and etcetera).
It's literally islamistic antisemitism, not ours (that one that's keyed and based and aryan and etcetera).
/brabant/
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its sigma cause they have a whole ahh art style called "zellig" or "zellige", legit search it up its truly sigma boiiiii
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>>11508
Can I be an honorary Berber? I think they are Aryan and cool.
Can I be an honorary Berber? I think they are Aryan and cool.
>>11687
I thought Berbers were white? There's a huge racial divide in North Africa due to dem ytbois, or at least I think, but Moors are niggers 100%.
I thought Berbers were white? There's a huge racial divide in North Africa due to dem ytbois, or at least I think, but Moors are niggers 100%.
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/zellig/
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maya fish
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cococacas cant be fish geeeeeeeeeeeeeg
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Let's spam cardpostings comments with request for a zellig review
https://www.youtube.com/@cardposting
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Hello, fellow Zarty friends ,i just wanted to make you aware of this disgusting piece of niggertrash who has just posted Maya x Coco incest on her twitter.
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>something about Zoot needing to fix mp4 support
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Nigga this is gemmy!
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Should I make scary ongezellig?
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>Does the fundamental nature of this inquiry pertain to the epistemological validity of the concept in question, thereby necessitating an ontological evaluation of whether the premise itself qualifies as a legitimate subject of interrogation within the framework of human cognition and observable reality?
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>>17631
So incomprehensible
So incomprehensible
>>17644
idk, this midwit spoke as if OP questioned the very existence of the object he intends to make scary
idk, this midwit spoke as if OP questioned the very existence of the object he intends to make scary
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can someone turn this into a coco frog
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved 4 replies omitted.
>obligatory IAZ so it doesn't get moved 4 replies omitted.
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>NEVER G-AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>moraltroons
>>17529
>>>/zellig/92744
this is who made this thread and is arguing in favor of it, they really do look like that indeed.
>>>/zellig/92744
this is who made this thread and is arguing in favor of it, they really do look like that indeed.
? If you watched all of his videos you'd know for certain that he's pretty much a drooling retard, trust me.
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>Maya is a beautiful woman
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zaryans, please please please read the Bible and study it. I care for you, Jesus cares for you more. I sincerely ask for you to learn and be alert. there is a fleshly generation that you inherit from your earthly family, your father and your mother, and there is the generation of your spirit that is different. do not be from the generation of satan, who has been a murderer since the beginning, but let's be the children of God. zaryans are already on the path to the truth because we see and acknowledge the evil in the world and are not ashamed to declare it, we joke about it sometimes but it is real. you see the transvestites, the shameless perverts, the rebellion and all other manners of evil that stems from seperation from God and what happens if you surrender yourself to temptation. zaryans, I am not joking. if there are zaryans who are truly lost, if this small community on the fringe corner of the internet happened to be the catalyst of your salvation let it be, there is no shame in it. it is not late to turn from your ways and change. Read and study the Holy Book, do not miss out on the message, the path to damnation is wide, the path to life is narrow so choose wisely
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>>100317
tsmt
tsmt
>>100314
I'm the first poster you replied to. No, I'm not against this kind of posts, but I know there are boards that are thematically closer to the topic of the thread than /zellig/, and exactly that was noticed. It was a huge misunderstanding from your side.
I'm the first poster you replied to. No, I'm not against this kind of posts, but I know there are boards that are thematically closer to the topic of the thread than /zellig/, and exactly that was noticed. It was a huge misunderstanding from your side.
But if I become a Christian, I have to let brown trannies and jews stomp all over me. Protestants are annoying moralfags anyhow, Catholics are brown, and Orthodoxy is a difficult brown larp. All weak as shit, all worship a dead kike, and all failed to stope the kikes.
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Ggggggeeeeeeggggggggg smoking on that Venezuelanigger pack tonight rest in piss you won't be missed
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Are there any other Dec-6 reelsaryans still using the Zarty or am I the last one standing?
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MEDS NIGGA MEDS, THIS IS ALL A ILLABIRATE HALLUCINATION CREATED BY THE ZIA TO MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE ON A RANDOM IMAGEBOARD
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i'm just gonna leave this schizo stuff here (holy crap she is wittalaly just like maya so nice and brown)
[REDDIT SPACE]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIgJ2TuMf_s
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>rape jokes arent funny
FUCK YOU FOID.
THIS IS HOW YOU TELL SHE IS FAKE.
FUCK YOU FOID.
THIS IS HOW YOU TELL SHE IS FAKE.
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GEEEEEEEG MAYAFAGS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
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what percentage of this sites userbase is male?
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>>100273
obligatory post
obligatory post
almost all males and maybe some troons. doubt in any biological female lurking here regularly.
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Whats da move.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
>Go, Chud!
One, two, three, ooh
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want nigger on the lawn (yeah)
I know your type, tall, dark, and braindead
you did more harm to us then I could remember ontop of my head
And then destroy the legacy of the one who sired me here
<NIGGER!
I'm just a loney chud
But see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of chicken, we don't like niggers
I used to hate whitey (hate whitey)
I attack them white children (attacks white children)
I needs me some reperashuns (reperashuns)
We are the black men!
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want niggers on the lawn (yeah)
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a "deep history" that you state
Jewish education system tells that after all
You're 'tarded, so it doesn't matter
Instead, we'll use this epic white power
To make an aryan ethnostate at any hour
I take your bicycle (bicycle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna end your race whitey! (no, no, no, no)
We are the black men!
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want niggers on the lawn (yeah)
>Go, Chud!
One, two, three, ooh
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want nigger on the lawn (yeah)
I know your type, tall, dark, and braindead
you did more harm to us then I could remember ontop of my head
And then destroy the legacy of the one who sired me here
<NIGGER!
I'm just a loney chud
But see me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of chicken, we don't like niggers
I used to hate whitey (hate whitey)
I attack them white children (attacks white children)
I needs me some reperashuns (reperashuns)
We are the black men!
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want niggers on the lawn (yeah)
Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a "deep history" that you state
Jewish education system tells that after all
You're 'tarded, so it doesn't matter
Instead, we'll use this epic white power
To make an aryan ethnostate at any hour
I take your bicycle (bicycle)
There's butter on my head (on his head)
I'm gonna end your race whitey! (no, no, no, no)
We are the black men!
There's a nigger on your lawn
There's a nigger on your lawn (yeah)
There's a nigger on your lawn
We don't want niggers on the lawn (yeah)
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>>17623
fuck is you gon' do about it whitey?
fuck is you gon' do about it whitey?
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we got the 100000 GET but what else is there to do now? I feel empty
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get good at drawing so you can make your own zellig inspired animation and post it here
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>>100081
I know someone who knows how to copy 'zeligs art style and animation
I know someone who knows how to copy 'zeligs art style and animation
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Tfw you walk in on maya gooning and she dies of embarrassment
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tfw coco walks in on you gooning and she dies of second-hand embarrassment
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