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why don't janjans let the zoyim delete their messages and posts. Are they retarded? 2 replies omitted.

Hoi Zaryans,
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As you know already Zoot formally stepped down as admin of the Zarty. The domain has been transferred and the server migrated successfully. I will be your nu admin.
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Bob will still be around don't worry about him. It is useful to have a co-admin, but instead of Bob and Zoot it will be Bob and me.
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Addressing the ddos of two days ago, the excessive downtime was due to GoDaddy being obsessed, even long after the ddos stopped. We are off of them now and we have systems in place to defend against attacks. In a way the timing was convenient since we had planned to migrate the server that day, I apologize for it taking long however we needed to insure everything was set up properly. If you notice any bugs or things that could be optimized, feel free to say so in /q/
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the Ziki is now hosted as a sub-domain of the booru, we moved it over a few weeks ago. It will undergo a revamp with account creation being open again.
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Zoot is a good man, he did amazing things for our community and I will forever be grateful for what he did, he took a step back many months ago and now fully passed on the torch. He will continue with OCgemerald once the software is ready for it. The Zarty will also eventually switch to that software when it is ready to work for imageboards too. Zoot will always be a gem.
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I am thankful I can continue the Zarty and look forward to all the gemmy times we will experience together. 41 replies omitted.

>Which site is the most dead nigger? Zarty or swinny?
<Both, but who cares? This doesn't fix the sharty itself!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO 12 replies omitted.

Happy Ongezellig Day everyone. The pilot (deels 2-6 at least) took place six years ago today. Should we do something to celebrate? 29 replies omitted.

who is foenkie? 9 replies omitted.

>You like Studio Massa? His early work was a little too absurd for my taste, but when Ongezellig came out in '18, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole pilot has a sparkling, gemmy taste and a new sheen of consummate animation and voice acting that really gives the deels a big boost! He's been compared to Glitch Productions, but I think Massa has a far more bitter, chuddy sense of humor.
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>In '22, Massa released this, Deel 6, completing his most accomplished project. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Ik ben het maar", a song so catchy most people probably don't listen to the lyrics, but they should! Because 'zellig isn't only about the struggles of social anxiety and the feeling of wasting your life, it's also a personal statement about Massa himself. 10 replies omitted.

The Nuremberg laws, semi-officially, designated the Japanese as honorary Aryans, still considered inferior compared to actual Aryans but they could share similar rights and privileges. I'm fairly certain Mymy would happily accept the label.

>"Oh nee i forgot my assignment...But the lesson is almost over! Its looks like miss persjin forgot-"
^"Wait miss persjin aren't you going to check our assignments?"
>"FUCKING KILL YOURSELF COCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 6 replies omitted.

Which energy drink is good for you?For me its redbull (original) and black monster (Other one's tastedlike brimstone from depth of niggerhell) 29 replies omitted.

GET 777777 ON /QA/
FOR ZELLIG

today is 'zellig day
You WILL 'lig up the sharty's /soy/ and /qa/

>younger sister who basically looks 100% european looks like a classical statue of a foid and is a 9/10 despite being mixed race due to genetic dice roll determining only her european genes would show up
>older sister with shitty black hair (now colored blonde poorly, which makes her look even worse) and dusty greasy skin looks like a favela ogre chudess becuase genetics determined her la creatura genes would be a little bit stronger
give me literally ONE reason on why racemixing as it is isn't insane selfishness and evil. you are basically statusnuking your descendants and fucking them up genetically (lower iq, more neurotic and resentful and without any blood ties to anything) and doing extreme damage to your family line just becuase dating inside of your race to you was a little bit harder.

Who is Nophono?

Nophono is a real person. He is a character and the subject of a well-known horror story spread online.

The story of Nophono originates from a series of posts on the imageboard 4chan, specifically on the /x/ board (which is dedicated to paranormal and creepy content). The original posts, made by an anonymous user, claimed to have found a strange, never-released VHS tape from the 1980s.

The core of the Nophono legend is this: the tape appears to be a low-budget, surreal children's show hosted by a terrifying, silent entity named Nophono. The show is bizarre and deeply unsettling, and the story claims that watching it has severe psychological effects, including paranoia, nightmares, and even physical illness.

What Does Nophono Look Like?

According to the story, Nophono's appearance is a key source of its horror. The description is intentionally vague but highly disturbing. Here are the common traits described:

The Shape: Nophono is described as a tall, lanky, humanoid figure. He is extremely thin and elongated.

The Face: This is the most horrifying part. He is said to have no facial features—no eyes, nose, or mouth. Just smooth, blank, flesh-colored skin where a face should be. This is a classic trait of many horror creatures (like the Slender Man or The Silence from Doctor Who) known as "blank face syndrome".

The Suit: He is almost always described as wearing a cheap, ill-fitting, garishly bright suit. The most common color mentioned is a vibrant, electric blue. The suit adds to the creepy, anachronistic feel, reminiscent of bad public access television.

The Behavior: He doesn't speak (hence the name "No-phono," meaning "no sound"). He just moves awkwardly and silently through a sparse, empty set, sometimes interacting with objects or puppets in a meaningless, repetitive way.

The Backstory of the Man Who Would Become Nophono

Before he was the faceless host of a cursed show, he was a man named Arthur Pendleton (or other similar, mundane names in various tellings).

Who He Was:

Arthur was a late-night public access television technician and aspiring children's show host in the early 1980s. He was a quiet, unassuming, and somewhat nervous man—deeply passionate about creating joyful, educational content for children but plagued by social anxiety and a lack of industry connections. He was the kind of man who felt invisible, which is why he obtained his CCW permit; he felt a need to protect himself in a world he found increasingly unpredictable.

The Project:

He poured all his savings, time, and soul into creating a pilot for his dream show, "Nophono's Happy Hour" (the name being a play on "phono" for sound, representing his hope to bring sound and joy). He built the sets himself, designed the puppets, and wrote all the songs and scripts. It was low-budget, awkward, but made with genuine heart.

The Tragedy:

The most common version of the story involves a terrible event, often a studio fire or a botched robbery. Arthur was at the studio late at night, working alone. Intruders broke in, or an electrical fault sparked a blaze. Panicked and fearing for his life, Arthur reached for his unregistered revolver.

In the robbery version, a confrontation ensued. Arthur may have fired the weapon, perhaps killing someone, an act of violence that shattered his gentle psyche in the very place he built for joy.

In the fire version, he was trapped. The synthetic materials of his sets and puppets burned quickly, releasing toxic fumes. The fire disfigured him, melting the features from his face and destroying everything he loved.

The Transformation:

This traumatic event—a violent collision of his dream and his fear in the very temple he built for it—didn't just kill Arthur Pendleton. It unmade him. The location of his passion and his trauma became a psychic scar on reality itself.

The entity that emerged was no longer Arthur. It was a broken, silent record of that moment of terror, doomed to endlessly replay a distorted, horrific version of the show he tried to create.

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do you think Maya would've been one of those little shits who had a slingshot if she didn't care what people thought of her? 4 replies omitted.

finally it's june, let's make this a Zelligful summer zaryans. i'm planning to make some ongezellig art for soyzellig this summer, so i am open for 'zellig art requests in this thread
keep on 'zelling 158 replies omitted.

Fucking savages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzexyUblzQo
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Post your shitty- I mean GEMMY fanfic ideas here o algo 48 replies omitted.

https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/13559622.html#13559710
retard unix time stamps that have 16 in the front are from 2023

/qa/ our beloved is under siege by none other than /int/rannies. They seek to wipe our homeboard and establish dominance.
Serve Zellig, serve /qa/, grease the gears of the negrobumping machine one last time. Kick out these comically bankrupt invaders! MY PERSONAL ARMY! 24 replies omitted.

>2020
<did you just fucking that coally forced meme FUCK YOU GET OUT OF /qa/ BACK TO [s4s]
>2025
<do you not not muh hecking troonslop go back you fuggen X boogeyman

>snca
Here's 'ven 'cord server archive
Zoot, zuz and many zarty oldfags included here btw
https://files.catbox.moe/r9dxgp.zip 58 replies omitted.

Currently /qa/ is filled with brimstone, let's gem it up by oranging the log up (partially done on first 3 pages)
<Let's give em something to look at. Catalog's looking real orange today

Does anyone know how to access this lost thread because wayback machine decided to be a bitch

https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/575499.html

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+=BREAKING NEWS=+
lesotho flag found on 4chan 12 replies omitted.

>Forcing multiple people to become one

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA 1 replies omitted.

Translation:
I just finished watching Ongezellig, a Dutch cartoon that I thought was just a simple slice of life but it turned out to have a deep meaning.
What I learned from it is that sometimes you don't have to be "happy" or "sociable" to say you're okay. It's normal to get tired of people, expectations, and yourself.
Like Maya, there are days when you just want to be alone but that doesn't mean you don't deserve to be loved or understood.
And I like MyMy, she's chaotic but real, the type who's not afraid to tell the truth even if it's harsh at times.
It's just a shame that she wasn't popular and was discontinued, maybe because it's a Dutch cartoon so the audience is a bit limited.
Ongezellig taught me that it's okay to be "not okay" sometimes. 15 replies omitted.