No.889
>The Tyr'annies stole my precious hyperdrive! Now my PTD (Personal Transport Device) is nothing more than a floating piece of junk!
<Wait… I THOUGHT THE DREADED TYR'ANNIES WERE DEAD? ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT THEY MIGHT'VE SURVIVED?
>Wait. Now that I think about it, yes… Do you remember when The Galactic President said he'll exterminate all the Tyr'annies?
>A couple of years ago, after he lost the election he was reported missing, and a couple days after that: found mutilated, hanged, and imprinted with a small decal with the same emblem of Tyr'annite terrorists.
>The whole galactic media was in flames after this incident. I'm telling you, you couldn't miss any story about the former president being tyr'annified for quite a while.
>But for some "reason" all mentions we're abrubtly stopped when the galaxynet mysteriously shut down.
>To my guess, its probably because of the conspiracies surrounding the newly elected leader, with claims going beyond to say he's a Tyr'annie in disguise.
<Oh my science… could this mean…
No.1888
I am a kind savior you see