No.19489
>Mamma mi- ACK!
The Red Bastard, known as Mario, is the main character of Nintendo and Nintendo's biggest cash cow. He regularly only shows about four emotions: joy, sadness, anger and determined. This is because he does not feel the need to put any more work into his character. He is full of himself and sees himself as greater than everybody else. Life means nothing to him, as he can easily buy immortality, and so the thoughts and emotions of others very rarely crosses his mind, as he kills thousands of Koopa Troopas. He is most of the time self centered and chooses to focus on his own needs. And he uses his facade of being a hero to remain in high regards of the public. Wario needs no facades. He proudly lets everyone know he loves himself, money, and the other things he likes. Wario helps others to get what he wants and lies to no one, unlike Mario. Wario also puts effort into his actions, going though many painful transformations to acheive his goals such as being stung by bees, of which he is highly allergic to, to reach places he needs to reach. And Wario doesn't need to buy life, Wario is closer to the common man, as he chooses not to die, or chooses to use the same life over and over. Obey Wario, destroy Mario. Thank you and good night.
No.19490
>>19489obsessed with wariojak for 2 years award
No.19491
>>19489this is the most soy reddit thing I've read in a while