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>>4467
he said time and time to report stuff and i did btw

>this thread

>>4469
I was waiting for the zooruslopjak to be made and here it is

zooru is gemmy doe

>>4469
This slopjak gave me aids.

>>4457
>>4459
>>4465
Sorry rageGOD, I didn't see where the report feature was when making that post. Nuboorufail on my part

>>4473

>>4473
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
its okay nuboorugod... you tried your best

>>4469
We all really look like this

>>4476
needs binky correction

>>4478

https://agugu.glowie.zip/
aguguland archive

>>4480
holy gem

>>4480
i have a few archives of this site from before it got deleted but i dont think there was anything important on them

>>4480
Googerald

>>4482
it only has 5 pages cause of a catty wiper do you have ones with more

>>4484
this is a archive of the first month of the site
https://oldagugu.glowie.zip/

>>4485
gem

Coswork freak is brapping up the zooru

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS COCKVORE IS BRAPPING THE ZOORU FIX IT NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

>>4488
How? im adding comments stop leaking. i didnt even upload anything

>>4489
Bleed out

>>4490
Like it or not im not harming the site, just commenting

>>4491
are you the real coswork?

>>4492
I am the real coswork.

>Check out these trips

>>4494
she definitely has experience with tripping

Sum nigga just mass uploaded neil cicerega to the 'ru 😭😭😭

>>4496
never happened award
imagined it award
hallucinated it award
no one will believe you award

is zooru down?

>>4498
Too much ‘p on the log

>>4499
meds, I guess it's because the owner fucked around too much and now the tests of morality will commence

>>4500
it will be up soon. ill fix those issues ive been talking about then we'll be fine

oy vey

>>4502
Kosher 'ru number

>>4502

Three guys, one girl, semolina pudding splashes everywhere 🎶

>>4504
kys lorenzomuzadavidadispedonigger

>>4502
we were at 1488 just a week ago this is crazy

>>4491
where is this image but without cockvore

this is the top 10 most viewed posts so far
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1389
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1187
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1794
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1462
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1939
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1460
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/503
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1475
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/3394
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1284

>>4508
>it's all goonerslop, coal or bait

>>4509
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1794 and https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/503 is gemmy

>>4510
Yeah but what about the other 8

>>4511
do you want the most coal niggered off siter posts to have the most views?

>>4510
all of the views of https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1794 come from me because i watch it every day

>>4513
gemmy

>>4513
>looks at (unique) ips that viewed the post
>about 25 of them is the same
>mfw he actually does
holy gemmy

>>4515
geg

>I was browsing the zooru as I normally do to look for some gems to post in a reply to a thread I saw.
>Then suddenly a strange mp3 file appeared out of nowhere on the front page.
>Out of curiosity I clicked on it and what I heard was so vile and disgusting I immediately tried to close the tab, but it wouldn't let me.
>I tried to report the post, however when I did my screen went blue with the audio continuing to play.
>In the audio I recognized Maya's voice over the sounds of gooning.
>She was saying how little boys and girls are the only things that could get her off.
>Repulsed, I tried to shut my pc off, but it wouldn't let me.
>I started to smell a strange stench coming from outside my room.
>I tried to open my door but it was locked.
>I started to panic as the audio was getting louder and louder.
>The audio now changed and subliminal messages were playing along with links to archived 'p
>My skin started to darken in color and eyes were turning yellow.
>Goon to agugu porn on [REDACTED] right now was the final message it said.
>I was terrified and decided to try to destroy my pc.
>But whatever I tried nothing worked, the audio just kept playing.
>It was now just playing 'p audio.
>My skin had turned completely vantablack at this point.
>Now having lost hope I laid on the ground crying as the audio kept playing for the next 30 minutes.
>As the last 5 minutes approach the odd smell started to disappear and my skin and eyes were turning back to normal.
>The audio file stopped playing and my screen showed the zooru front page again.
>I quickly checked the zooru only to see that the post was gone.
>I checked my files to make sure nothing was downloaded and thankfully nothing was.
>This is my story on why you never click on an mp3 file on the zooru at 3 am.

>>4517
creepy 'em

>>4517
/co/ maya

>>4517
This is actually what happens to every /co/ user

>jassy mentioned
ban this nigger right now

I once again bring up the fact that "Anonymous" needs to be changed to "Zaryan" when not posting on an account

BooruDEITY what is the deal with this? Can you not afford to keep the website up or something?

>>4523
I'm just trying to get some shekels from goyim. I have plans to upgrade the servers and if anyone wants to donate it would be appreciated. This stuff isn't free you know.

jew award

>>4525
Yes, I am Jewish and I do work for mossad. Is that a problem for you chuddy?

>>4524
Just asking to see if we needed to steal the entire gold's reserve of Switzerland to keep the 'ru up

>>4527
The ru is staying up for a long time. But any donations can let me improve the servers/get its own domain name/let me keep it up for even longer. I'm just throwing my wallet out there just in case anyone wants to help out

>>4528
I am sure some zoyim will throw a few zhekels around

>>>57663 (You)
>I'm just trying to get some shekels from goyim. I have plans to upgrade the servers and if anyone wants to donate it would be appreciated. This stuff isn't free you know.

>>4530
>Oy zey! Are you trying to LITERALLY rob me of everything I have?
>These zems aren't free you know!

https://archive.ph/PJytQ
The original zooru had a xmr donation wallet as well
>>4530
>>4531
I look like this and say this btw

>the zooru is your greatest ally, you must send 55 zillion to it every year

>>4532
>we all look like this and say this btw, we are the zew

>A second wave of goonslop posting has hit the 'ru.

>>4535
It's fucking happening again

>>4536
Just hashban those images atp

nothing happened chuds keep on browsing

>MAYBE IF I MASS-UPLOAD 'ZELLIG PORN, I'LL FINALLY BECOME A WO-ACK!!!!!

>>4539
remember, its all done by massadonie fag

>>4540
>>4539
>>4538
>>4537
>>4536
>>4535
janny dealt with it and his paycheck will be doubled. i swear that i hash banned all those images the first time it happened but i guess something fucked up. its strange that hes uploading the tags with the images doey

I once again bring up the fact that the default name needs to be changed to "Zaryan"

someone is spamming the booru sweep it up

cosphobe above

CockvoreWNBAG

>Cosphobia runs rampant on the zarty

>>4542
because shimmie2 is retarded i cant change it because i had to change it whenever i was setting up the server or some niggershit
>>4546
it took me 2 clicks to delete all your posts which it looks like it took you 10 minutes to upload. good use of time :P
>185.107.57.65 - - [26/Jan/2025:12:41:32
>185.107.57.65 - - [26/Jan/2025:12:51:14
>uses tor because xhes too poor to afford a vpn
GEG

>>4547
And there's no way to change it?

>>4548
from everything ive tried, no.
theres a line in ext/log_logstash/main.php
>"username" => ($user && $user->name) ? $user->name : "Anonymous",
but it seems to be connected to core/install.php and even after changing it, it doesnt work
>$db->execute("INSERT INTO users(name, pass, joindate, class) VALUES(:name, :pass, now(), :class)", ["name" => 'Zayan', "pass" => null, "class" => 'anonymous']);
which probably means that if i want to change the names ill have to rerun the setup script again. i know i probably could do this and just use the existing database but theres still a risk it wipes the database and the zooru which just isnt worth the risk. i might message shish and ask him about about it later

>>4549
oops its meant to be
>$db->execute("INSERT INTO users(name, pass, joindate, class) VALUES(:name, :pass, now(), :class)", ["name" => 'Anonymous', "pass" => null, "class" => 'anonymous']);
for core/install.php i copied a different version

>>4550
>which probably means that if i want to change the names ill have to rerun the setup script again.
Not really, what you need is just an update statement: update users set name='Zaryan' where name like 'Anonymous';

>>4551
>even after changing it, it doesnt work
even after changing the examples above and a few others it still doesnt work.

>>>58413
>>which probably means that if i want to change the names ill have to rerun the setup script again.
>Not really, what you need is just an update statement: update users set name='Zoorucuck' where name like 'Anonymous';

>>4552
There seem to be more places where the name is referenced:
./ext/speed_hax/main.php: $sb->add_int_option(SpeedHaxConfig::BIG_SEARCH, "<br>Anonymous search tag limit: ", false);
./ext/speed_hax/info.php:<li><code>Anonymous search tag limit</code>: Anonymous users can only search for this many tags at once. To disable, set to 0.</li>
./ext/log_net/main.php: $username = ($user && $user->name) ? $user->name : "Anonymous";
./ext/log_logstash/main.php: "username" => ($user && $user->name) ? $user->name : "Anonymous",
./ext/statistics/main.php: // Returns the username and tags from each tag history entry. This includes Anonymous tag histories to prevent their tagging being ignored and credited to the next user to edit.
./ext/comment/main.php: $page->add_cookie("nocache", "Anonymous Commenter", time() + 60 * 60 * 24, "/");
./ext/comment/main.php: throw new CommentPostingException("Anonymous posting has been disabled");
./ext/comment/main.php: $page->add_cookie("nocache", "Anonymous Commenter", time() + 60 * 60 * 24, "/");
./ext/log_console/main.php: $username = ($user && $user->name) ? $user->name : "Anonymous";
./ext/log_db/main.php: if ($row['username'] != "Anonymous") {
./core/imageboard/search.php: throw new PermissionDenied("Anonymous users may only search for up to $anon_limit tags at a time");
./core/userclass.php:// Anonymous users can't do anything by default, but
./core/install.php: $db->execute("INSERT INTO users(name, pass, joindate, class) VALUES(:name, :pass, now(), :class)", ["name" => 'Anonymous', "pass" => null, "class" => 'anonymous']);
./core/tests/UtilTest.php: "Anonymous",

>>4553
Zoorucucks are not beating the allegations
>

>>4555
>zooru filename
geg is this a friendly fire

>>4556
Geeeeeg zoorucucks....

>>4554
ive changed it in some of those but it still didnt work. are you suggesting i run something like
find . -type f -exec sed -i 's/\bAnonymous\b/Zaryan/g; s/\banonymous\b/Zaryan/g' {} ;
i feel like there issues that come from this and its not worth the hassle of trying to figure out why it broke

>>4558
Exactly, something like that.
>i feel like there issues that come from this and its not worth the hassle of trying to figure out why it broke
That's what backups are for, you can also test it locally.

>>4559
sure. ill try it out later

>>4560
>inb4 the entire 'ru gets wiped

>>4561
>inb4 the entire 'ru gets wiped
remove kebait

>>4547
>revealing IPs of your own userbase

>>4563

>>4564
GEEEEEEEEEG NOT THE VALID SLOPJAK FAMILY

>>4563
>revealing the tor node used by a raider
xisters...

You should also b& Kate from the 'ru, she will just get groomed by the agugucuck on there