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>>5067
>sir, another wave of gooncoal has hit the zooru

Why is there still a shit ton of gussy's work on the 'ru, did I go to the wrong one?

Namefag "Thujone" is a retarded nigger who keeps posting suggestive images on da 'ru and should be 'oxxed and 'aped.

>>5070
Someone, quick! make a hanging troonjak edit of him!

>mamma mia! i must post-a the racebait o qualcosa! she's-a so built for BB-ACKKK

>>5072
got the wrong boogeyman award

>>5073
even doe shitalians do 100% of the racebaiting

>>5074
Go back

>>5076
baited me award

>>5076
>oh I am a zeltycuck

gem

>>5079
all best girls in Ongezellig, with the exception of maya

It's called the Zoo-ru because like a zoo, it contains a lot of monkeys and apes

>>5081
^gegerald fact flood

gem

>>5083
>>5079
nothingburger unless it's 1488

>>5084
Perhaps 8841 one day

>>5085
heheh, maybe even 6969...

ZUUUUTEEEEEE VANQUISH THE PEDOGOONER WHO'S SPAMMING THE ZOORU WITH HIS VANTABLACK GOONING

>>5087
Zuuuute make it so that only verified accounts can upload on the Zooru

>>5088
foenkike's gooner booru did this and it caused it to become deader than a nigger graveyard

>>5089
I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees

>>5089
The only thing that was being uploaded there was porn anyways

>>5088
how do you verify a booru account?

>>5092
boorucord cabal

>>5092
with your .edu gmail

The Impact of Agugu Mindvirus

The average Zaryan thinks about Ongezellig typically every 25 minutes, resulting in 57.6 times a day on average. Studies show that a Zaryan severely infected with the Agugu Mindvirus thinks about Agugu every 8 minutes on average, as a result their thoughts mostly consist of Agugu. In most cases they don't even think about Ongezellig anymore, only Agugu. Patients in later stages of Agugu Mindvirus often complain about not being able to focus on anything without thinking about Agugu.

Source: A Detailed Review Study on Potential Effects of Agugu Mindvirus and Mental Concerns on Zaryan Health, Guggenheim (2025)

>>5095

>>5095
Make a soyentific paper about this and send it to an actual university claiming to have found a new mental illness

>>5095
Exorcise this foul demon and send it's wretched existence back to the deepest pits of hell where it should remain for the rest of eternity

>>5092
Marge? What do you mean?

ZUUUUUUTTTTE, WIPE THIS FIEEEENNNDDD

>>5100
why is the zooru comment section the way it is? is the /co/cuck so bored in his life that he posts here and there all day

>>5101
I hate the fact this shit doesn't get removed too

>>5100
why are turks like this? Godless country full of immoral, depraved people. they are the enemies of God. and when they serve their purpose of being a satellite for america and israel their shitty failed state won't exist in the next 50 years

>>5100
>inb4 Zute says something about muh rulecuck

>>5100
>>5104
>>5102

>>5100
As a MayaGOD this shit needs to GO!!!

>>5106
As a MayaGOONER this shit needs to STAY!!!

Zuuuuute stop being a SLF and clean it up

>>5107
TGD nigger

I fucking hate how many pedogoonertrannies there are, please ban the fucking pedos from the zooru it makes me understand why people fucking despise us

>>5110
It's getting cleaned up btw

>>5111
Thank fauci

For the 0.01% chance anyone cares about a SNCA altchan here's a archive of mathchan.org https://mathchan.glowie.zip/
I don't think a single person here would care about mathchan but im posting it just in case

>>5113
the captchas there are so gemmy, it makes you solve a math question to post. we should have a board like that here, where only smartGODs can post and all shitskin turks, indians and russians are naturally filtered because they can't do math

>>5113
OMG THANKS SO MUCH FOR SHILLING A SITE THAT I DONT GIVE A FUCK, THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU DESERVE LOTS OF AWARDS FOR THAT I GUESS IM GONNA SPEND A LOT OF TIME AT MATHCHAN NOW THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH AS A NIGGER I TRULY APPRECIATE YOU WANTING TO INCREASE MY IQ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LETS KISS BTW MUAHHHHH IM A TRANNY BTW

>I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LETS KISS

>>5115
i just posted it here because the sites now down and if anyone in the future tries to look for it hopefully the SEO takes them here and they get the site.
>archiving... Le BAD!
>>5114
i tried shilling a captcha like that to zoot but it was heckerino unwholesome for the retards that cant do basic maths.

>>5118
I love you kiki, I wish I could be with an autistic pirate girl who loves adventures

>>5113
>click Get captcha
>absolutely nothing happens
the idea sounds great, too bad it doesn't work

>>5120
because its a static archive of the site you drooling retard its just html pages you brown skinned nigger. if you want a similar captcha try this https://iqcaptcha.us.to/repo/demo/demo.html but youre clearly too retarded for it

>>5121
forgot to mention i'm trans idk if that matters

>>5121
why are autistic men who obsess about snca so furious all the time
>IQcaptcha backend unreachable
too bad

>>5123
works on my machine. your 3rd worlder internet probably just isnt good enough
>so furious all the time
i more so pity the retards
>>5122
tsmt

>>5124

https://www.youtube.com/@HarmfulOpinions

Check 'em

i have added emoticons so if anyone wants to make zellig themed ones youre more than welcome to and ill add them

>>5128
Add a QoS one

>>5128
add

>>5130
Added. Use :goog:

>>4508
update of the top 10 most viewed posts so far
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/503
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1462
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1939
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1389
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/3479
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1187
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/1794
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/3820
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/502

>>5132
half 'zellig defining zaryan classic gemeralds half gooncoal

average pedophile zute cope, sexualized teen girls in skimpy outfits that say cock is the same as going to the beach (where he stares at teen girls in bikinis apparently)

>>5134
Actually kill Zute with hammers, does he have any idea why this is?

>>5134
>>>/zellig/6727
>uploaded 01/07/2024
notice that he lost the argument against me so he instantly started trying to make me look bad. tourists. this is your mindset. So either, the entire nanny team, and zoot think that heckerino porn is good and no one else was brave enough to report it in the past year. Or you're sperging out over nothing. For anyone interested here is the post for the full context https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/post/view/5162
He is trying to get me to babysit what images adults look at while constantly projecting his insecurities onto me. The zooru has the same rules as the zarty. No porn. Grow up

>>5135
I said I'll delete it whenever it was deleted here, which it hasn't, for over a year.

>>5136
newfags just like to sperg about everything because the imageboard culture of outta pocket posting is incompatible with their mainstream social media brain. They need every post curated for their consumption.

>>5136
the only person that sided with you that goonerbait should be allowed was a 13 year old nigger child that has written smut about you. i think pornography is wrong and your "muh teen girls in bikinis" argument is a dogwhistle. theres no point arguing with someone who argues in bad faith about sexualized teenages

>>5138
>newfags just like to sperg about everything because the imageboard culture of outta pocket posting is incompatible with their mainstream social media brain
the imageboard culture being sexualized minors

>>5138
you might like zelligparty.soy more, we encourage that shit

>zute, /co/fag and kate unite to support sexualizing minors

>>85096
zoot is just as bad for leaving it up, it doesnt absolve you of anything

>>5134
>average pedophile zute cope
you didnt actually respond to what he said. you just attacked his character
>skimpy outfits
they are actually wearing even more clothes than just bikinis
>that say cock
it... it... SAYS A WORD!!! ban him!!! execute him!!! some words are not allowed because theyre bad speak!!!
>where he stares at teen girls in bikinis apparently
he never said that, just that you did, which you then projected back onto zute

I hate the fucking Jews

>>5136
we just went way too far down the purity spiral

>>5138
tsmt
>>5139
>the only person that sided with you that goonerbait
there was only like 3 people in that thread you drooling retard. and as the post has stayed up on the zarty for over a year, it seems the entire janny team here is fine with it as well as the userbase as there was no uproar over it
>i think pornography is wrong
this isnt porn retard
>who argues in bad faith
i have argued in good faith, you on the other hand have insulted my character in every message
>>5140
looking at your post history shows your first post here was only a few weeks ago. and you never even when on the zooru before it was down for that extended time. you are the xitter tourist whos trying to change our culture. Go back faggot

>>85109
That's so crazy. But I don't care what they've made in the past, as long as porn isn't being posted to my booru. Go back to reddit you moralfagging retard

>>5147
stalking my ip because you know im right and making a public fool out of yourself. ive been posting here for probably longer than you, just not under this ip because i moved recently. what is the point of the image with the girls in porno outfits? describe it. and again you are probably the xitter tourist to be frank, you use niggerbabble in your comments like "lil bro"

>>5140
Case in point
It's called shitposting, being edgy, bait etc. It's why people enjoy this format. But you can't help but start a puritan crusade about a year old post because it rubs you the wrong way

YES, YES, YES RAISE THE PPH ZOYIM
>>5149
>>5150

>this artwork was created by a lolicon enthusiast on Baraag who has drawn loli futa porn, piss porn, scat porn, bestiality porn, and pregnancy porn. this image was almost certainly made to get his rocks off.
dude youre just moralfagging purity spiraling, theres totally nothing sexual about it. its no different to teen girls in bikinis

>>5150
the edgy posting in question being sexualizing minors. this is the hill zute is dying on in the big 25

>>5151

>>5152
xer panties are visible which zoot specifically banned, or cameltoe to be exact

>>5153
There's already a lot of posts with that obvious intent of sexualization already albeit. They mostly get put with the goonbait tag or what not, i dislike it as much as you do, but it is technically not porn.

making a jannie seethe by exposing them for being a pedophile with my rhetoric is what i do best. keep trying to dig up dirt with every ip ive used because you're so obsessed. dont worry youre not the first zute. alternatively you could just admit you like hosting goonbait of minors drawn by lolicon artists

>>3868

>>5153
You're just self reporting being a tourist, no one used to bat an eye at shit like this. And /qa/ was full of shitposts of similar nature. Look at the original thread to see what people thought of what you're so outraged about. If you don't like how "lenient" the place is, consider going back to reddit or instagram or wherever you came from.

>>5149
>you know im right
you havent actually defended your point yet apart from moralfagging that it goes against god or something
>ive been posting here for probably longer than you
trying to attack my character and this is laughably stupid
>because i moved recently.
mhm sure buddy
>what is the point of the image with the girls in porno outfits?
whats the point of any image being made?
>you are probably the xitter tourist to be frank
geg chat does lil bro fr not know? nusoizelligcacas are really like this ong
>in your comments like "lil bro"
fell for the ragebait award
>>5150
>but-t on reddit this would get deleted... why isnt zute bending his knee to a year old post... im totally a oldfag btw and im much smarter than everyone else that has used the site in the past year
>>5152
worst falseflag of all time award
>>5153
>the edgy posting in question being sexualizing minors. this is the hill zute is dying on in the big 25
i literally dont give a fuck what you have to think. ive been running this booru for over 7 months now and no one has had a issue with the way ive moderated until a xitter tourist starts leaking over it
>the edgy posting in question being sexualizing minors. this is the hill zute is dying on in the big 25
>sexualizing minors
>EVERY time i see a girl in a bikini all i can think about is how sinful it is but also how hot it is. i dont CARE if theyre wearing even more clothes than just a bikini it should be BANNED. its making my clitty TOO hard.
>>5155
why hasnt zoot or any other janny deleted it, or even had it reported, in the past year? the jannies are very strict with whats posted, just take a look at the bans. a few days ago i saw someone get banned just for saying "hot"
>>5156
if i were porn, i would ban it. if zoot banned it from the zarty, i would have followed. but here we are arguing with some tourist. my bet is that pretty soon hes going to start backtracking and say he was just baiting us the whole time
>>5157
>making a jannie seethe by exposing them for being a pedophile
the fact you called zoot a gooner and the jannies pedos shows how nu you are to the site
>alternatively you could just admit you like hosting goonbait of minors drawn by lolicon artists
i like hosting art, of zellig, that isnt porn. this is art. this is zellig. this is not porn. and its been up here for over a year. i see no problem with it
Inb4
>geg I was just ragebaiting jannies!!!! Geeeg I ain't reading all dat

>>5152
wtf i love zute now

>>5148
i was honestly just trying to get a reaction out of people with that post, i’m sorry
>>5155
>which zoot specifically banned
Zoot or another admin probably saw that post ( >>6727 ) and it wasn’t deleted and it hasn’t been deleted since being bumped, so it clearly doesn’t break the rules.

>>5160
>a few days ago i saw someone get banned just for saying "hot"
That's because moderation has gotten stricter. The jannies claim this isn't the case but it obviously is, the thread in question would've gotten deleted and OP perma banned if made today. The only reason they aren't doing anything about the thread is because that would be a concession that the site has gotten more rulecucked.

>>5161
thanks katie
>>5159
taking a look at his ip range (not just a singular ip) shows that his first post was less than 2 months ago, so either he moved to the other side of his country, or hes just a larping numoralredditfag thats never seen prime shartys /qa/ let alone the kway
>>5163
i would say jannies used to be even worse
<REDDIT SPACING
anyways I'm not deleting it unless its deleted by zoot here. I'm not bending a knee to tourists like you. Maybe reddit is better for you

>>5160
>whats the point of any image being made?
Not that guy you're arguing with, but this image was obviously made with sexualization in mind, that's worse than if it were made just for fun or some other non-gooner reason.
>i literally dont give a fuck what you have to think. ive been running this booru for over 7 months now and no one has had a issue with the way ive moderated until a xitter tourist starts leaking over it
I mean back then in 2022 on the soy 'ru, pedophilic shit was being posted which would not be acceptable in today's 'ru. When i notified jannies of it, they were deleted. Not saying that you should do that same, but i think it's up to what zoot allows on the zarty and how our culture has evolved since back then since we've changed to deleting a lot of goonslop posts, I remember seeing a 'ya goonbait image posted a while ago that was reminiscent of the one currently in discussion being deleted.

>>5160
its still minors being sexualized and it should be deleted. you cry tourist and projection after i said these things to you in the booru comment section which to me is very telling of your own state of mind. just because an image fell under the radar for a year doesn't change the fact that the image contains sexualized minors. you know for a fact girls in porno outfits is different to girls on a beach.
>>5164
you are so obsessed with proving that im a newfag and that you have been posting for longer than me to get a win. this is newfag behaviour. i did move recently to live with friends, our isp is completely different. if you really want i can dig up posts from ages ago, or renew my mullvad sub. i even posted on the sharty when soot owned it too just to make you seethe a little more

>>5165
>but this image was obviously made with sexualization in mind
my rules, and the zartys rules, bans porn. if it was hyper sexualized or a weird fetish i would delete it. but theyre not even just in bikinis, and the worst thing the other faggot can think of apart from that is the word "cock" which im not going to delete a post over a fucking word. whats next you want me to ban saying nigger? fuck off
>which would not be acceptable in today's 'ru
yea thats because of tourists like this faggot ruining it. its my booru and as it doesnt break my rules and zoot has allowed it to stay up. im not bending a knee. im by far one of the oldest oldfags here so i know what the prime days were like. if you give these faggots a inch they take a mile so im not budging.
>we've changed to deleting a lot of goonslop posts
yea i remember even what the shartys qa was like. and i am a lot more rulecucked than even old /qa/ was.