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>>2402
I mean, hell, at least OF was ruled out. I'm genuinely curious as to how this particular fanfic (as that's all it is) pans out (and if we Verachuds hadn't already had our obligatory two images this year, I'd be curious about how she turned out too)

>>2407
She not only said the bad things about us because of you, but even made an entire comic for us. You're the hero!

>>2412
Well Vera is not going to appear xhe said
>>2413
Asking her out tomorrow btw

>my headcanon is that they did havo
Her headcanon is incorrect albeit.
I while ago in a lost thread I proved that the sisters do vwo, but will do so again.
As seen in Maya's dossier, she has a class called "wiskunde C" this the easiest mathematics level available and is only offered to vwo students, and since Coco, Mymy and Maya share the same history class they follow vwo too.
In the hierarchy of Dutch middle/high school, there is vwo(hardest and 6 years) meant for preparation to go to university, then havo(the average, most people do this and is 5 years) meant for preparation for HBO which is practical higher education, then mavo also called vmbo (the easiest and 4 years) meant for preparation for practical education.
>screenshot of a screenshot award

>>2415
Logical and clerical errors are an Ongezellig staple newfag

>>2415
Why do the Dutch have three different classes for math, it's silly

>>2417
"wiskunde A" is the basic mathematics that covers stuff like probability and basic computation, while "wiskunde B" is more advanced mathematics so stuff like calculus and such.
"wiskunde C" is the mathematics for people who really suck at maths, but are good enough at other stuff that got them into vwo, very few actually take this.
There actually is a fourth mathematics class, "wiskunde D" which can be done along side "wiskunde B" if the student choses this class in their free choice, this is advanced mathematics.

>>2415
>vwo students
marge

>>2419
It says it right there, basically the highest level of middle/high school education in the Netherlands, meant as preparation for university.

>>2420
>highest level of middle/high school education
>"wiskunde C" this the easiest mathematics
does not compute

>>2415
You have won Zaryan

>>2418
So Massa made a mutt and a negro take easier math class than an far-east asian migrant? Was he profiling students math capabilities based on race

>>2421
Imagine a student is really good at languages and history, geography, but sucks at mathemtics and science subjects, well that student still gets to follow the highest level and not be in a class under their ability because they suck at math, instead they can take the easy mathematics and have everything else on the proper level.
On thing to mention is that "wiskunde C" is only available for the profile C&M, the Culture and Society profile, where maths isn't that important.

>>2415
Here is the old post, with a little more information about profiles >>27122

>>2422
>Obviously the zarty is more familiar with the lore bc they're unhealthily obsessed.

>>2424
Educational system optimized for producing libshits. There is no point in teaching science to people who cannot understand the language of science. That's how you get libshits saying that IQ is not real because they don't understand basic stats, or that poor people are violent because they are poor.

>>2427
I don't necessarily disagree with you, however there is more nuance to it, but it's snca not worth discussing.

>>2427
Netherlands are probably the most shitlib country in the Europe, shitlibs producing shitlibs

>>2429
The idea of the educational system is good, that students get to specialize early on in what type of direction they want to go in, but in execution I can see how it could lead to more pretentious shitlibs, but that discussion is more suited for brapbant than here.

>>2403

As are the straights

>>2427
Do you think higher education only teaches sciences? Are you retarded or just 12

>>2427
Based. Every Educational system is flawed and will never compare to especific, focused, on-job training. Just look at militaries for a good example, even the average fr*nch soldier will handle a gun better that a civilian.

>>2432
In which part of my post I said "only", genius?

>>64682
stop bullying me.

>Based
>Fr*nch
>Stop bullying me

>>2423
Now imagine Coco's profile

>>2434
What's the point in bringing up sciences if you are able to comprehend the fact that people who don't take high levels mathematics can do so to study something non-science related? Are you stupid?

>>2438
>Why do you bring this thing up? It doesn't fit my limited worldview, therefore you are stupid.
This attitude will never cease to amaze me. There are people who do learn science (social sciences to be precise, because that's where the problem mostly is) while being completely unprepared to understand it, cargo cult their way up to PhDs and then engage in completely fake grievance studies which subsequently "inform" politics based on resentment that always boils down to either transferring money from productive members of society to the clients of government or to importing millions of brown men. Whether or not there are people who never learn science while studying at university (which I doubt there are, but I'm no expert on the Dutch education system) is completely irrelevant to the point I'm making.

>>2439
It is true, in the Netherlands there are so many foids and fags getting fake psychology and social sciences degrees of little worth in university while lacking some fundamental understanding, which does lead to the shitlib government workers and policies.

'farts Mymy's birthday art
There's a huge biwisi in the box btw

Holy keyed, lidly the dutcharyan empress

Lore changes

>>2441
BBC dildo is in that present

>>2441
the whole time we thought coco was the one built for BBC while it was mymy bro what a plot twist

>>2445
>the whole time we thought
Evendoe the literal who on youtube had predicted it in 2023

>>2444
I hope coco used it before gifting it... Imagine the smell...

>>2447
Kill this freak now

>BBC
<BWC
Zarty's humour these days in nutshell

>>2449
>these days
those who know 💀💔

>>2447
If Coco used it, there would be no distinctive smell. Maya, hovewer...
>>2449
We used to have a whole board dedicated to this

>>2441
Both are bvilt to bear my children

>>2449
*Internet humor since forever
>inb4 ACKtually in the old days we used to share 'p for laughs!

>>2451
>>2450
<bbc bbc bbc bbc bbc >Stop alsjeblieft, ik kan het niet aan
<BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC >Het is niet grappig, je maakt grapjes over mijn overleden ouders!
<🐝 🐝 🌊
>...

NEW HECKIN' LORE DROP OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE FNAF

>>2455
That paper is going to get moldy

>>2455
>conveniently obscured information

>>2443
i assumed the girls were all simultaneously 16 during the pilot. if the pilot takes place in October, that means Coco’s 16th birthday would’ve been in the previous year because her’s is in December.

>>2458
They are, Coco should be the oldest and this is yet another inaccuracy. But I think Lidly would rather befriend one of us instead of changing it

>>2459
I wish lidly would befriend me I would woo her with my encyclopedic knowledge of racial slurs

>>2455
Anyways the diary should say
>Today was Mymy's 20th birthday and Maya wasn't there. I know this isn't unusual, but Mymy was suspiciously dodgy when I asked about why Maya wasn't there. I'm not sure what's been going on between the two of them, but I sense that something bad m ay have happened
>Anyways, the day was still fun. Mymy really liked her gift and she was tearing up but then got mad and tried to hide it. The gift was a collection of pearls bought together with Yfke, Cleo, Zoey and Cato. It took a while to organize but fortunately the Kuskping (? some fucking unintelligeble dutch word) In The GO's group had still existed which really helped. I had to ask around for Cato's social media, sinceI probably (?) never really talked to her, but she means a lot to Mymy, so I wanted to include her as well.
>I'm going to sit Mymy down sometime this week and push her to open up to me about her and Maya. She doesn't talk about her feelings that easily and likes to make everything into a joke, but this is likely serious, I hope it goes well...
I did my best

>>2459
LIDLYYYYYYYY PLEASE ALLOW US TO HELP YOUUUUUU

>>2340
Gif makes my nerves tingle

new pages

Part 4

>>2464
Erm oops

Also incredible we're in the fucking pages, although we're very mischaracterized

>>2464
>Boobs when?

>>2467
Zaryan slander, xhe needs BZC correction therapy

>>2467
Btw if you consider Lidly's stuff "semi-canon" (since she worked on the comics), this means that Zaryans and the Zarty exist in the Ongezellig universe. Think about it for more than thrembo seconds

>>2467
I feel so represented...

>>2467
>Zaryan_1945

>>2464
>7.1 viewers
>Same five chatters
>4 subscriptions within 20 minutes
The math doesn't add up. More realistically she'd probably have a couple hundred concurrent viewers. Nothing to scoff at in terms of streaming, but nothing insane.

>>2473
The other 7095 are gooning

>>2473
>7.1 viewers

>>2473
Women can't into numbers lol

>>2464
Maya would show her feet on camera

>>2477
Meds, binky, sproke and kruidnoten NOW

>>2464
How ill adjusted do you have to be to talk about your family issues to an anonymous internet audience that only cares about you because you're a foid (the only reason a man would ever care about a female streamer btw)

>>2479
First random 2 year long isolation from Mymy and hatred to her for no reason and now this, Lidly is trying to make Maya look as low IQ as possible

>>2477
this is true.

>>Boobs when?
A real zaryan would say something about BBC or DFC doe
>1945
geeeeeg

>>2482
If she used 1488 it would have been the zem to save the Zarty

>>2483
she used 1945 because that's when they lost doe

>>2484
No Hitler went to Hyperborea/Argentina/Agartha

>>2483
>Zooru namedropping
Zoooot

>1488...?
>Zaryan...?
>KYS ZOORUNAMEDROPPING KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE DIE KIKE DIE KIKE ZOOOOOOT MY CLITTY

in reality it would be more like
>Zaryan_1488
>ChudKing88
>Goonhitler
>SillyGooseRapistGroyper

>>2488
>Googhitler

>>2482
Big Boer Chest???

>>2489
GEG

>>2488
xitter tier usernames

>>2489
Don't even try to derail this thread.

>>2492
yep, that's how it would look like in reality

>>2488
>Meanwhile the reality

>>2493
>leaked over a award

>>2495
i look like all of those

new maya

>>2498
not necessarily incorrect on the 2nd gif

>>2498
What do you think of my new_maya drawing?

>>2496
>>2498
>>2499
>>2500
>Good thread, Zaryans discussing the most important recent event
>Agugu derailers start appearing
>Thread turns in to a standard brimstone

Why are you doing this?

You are shooting yourself in the foot. There is no reason to spam this brimstone and derail every good thread.

>>2500
'ya

>>2488
>Meanwhile the reality

>>2501
If they're derailing ignore, you can't get something derailed if you don't give them attention

>>2504
Agugu posters derail even when no one gives them attention.

>>2505
Refer to the point about ignoring

if you ignored the agupost there wouldnt be 10 more posts about agugu ITT >>2493
stupid nigga

>>2501
It's not derailment it is just how things go, there is a topic and from that ideas get played on and developed;shitposting. by your same logic >>2171 and further posts are derailment, but it is not, it builds upon the posts. If anything you cause the most derailment since you fall for it and they get a response out of you which makes it funnier, look how many "brimstone" posts there are compared to the post replying to you SLF

>>2501
>most important recent event
ev&oe offsite foid garbage
NIGGER

>derailing the thread for no reason

>>2501
>most important recent event
ev&oe onsite moid gem
CRACKER