/zellig/ - Ongezellig

Zaryan 2024-07-11 17:38:31 No.31451

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Maya does this

Zaryan 2024-07-11 17:39:15 No.31452

And then she blocks both Coco and Mymy in the pool while removing the ladder

Zaryan 2024-07-11 16:15:07 No.31447

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I like to listen to dutch asmr and pretend it’s Coco comforting me

Zaryan 2024-07-11 16:42:42 No.31448

t. R_Terra

Zaryan 2024-07-11 16:45:58 No.31449

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>>31447

Zaryan 2024-07-11 01:05:08 No.31399

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I made Maya spit BARS

Zaryan 2024-07-11 01:12:12 No.31400

More sovlfvl than 2024 sharty

Zaryan 2024-07-11 04:22:44 No.31406

gem

Zaryan 2024-07-11 10:38:26 No.31419

shining

Zaryan 2024-07-11 11:49:36 No.31421

that ADD coochie got me acting strange

Zaryan 2024-07-11 04:04:45 No.31405

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Anybody have a high res version of this?

Zaryan 2024-07-11 04:23:30 No.31407

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>>11876

Zaryan 2024-07-11 04:29:51 No.31408

>>31407
lol I didn’t even check if this thread existed

Zaryan 2024-07-09 02:36:58 No.31199 Last Page

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Niknok 5 replies omitted.

slut for BBC 2024-07-09 19:55:18 No.31281

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>Je bent de zwartste niknok op deze planeet

Zaryan 2024-07-09 20:11:21 No.31282

dilating shartycuck above^^^

Zaryan 2024-07-09 20:45:28 No.31285

^ twp underage poltard larper above

Zaryan 2024-07-10 23:01:51 No.31392

geg

Bob !!r9iL/TYJ2k 2024-07-10 12:36:43 No.31349 Last Page

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Literal who reporting in. Zellig and the Zarty have been great so far, but caused me to fuck up my studies in college. I'll take a lil ~1 month break from DoomZellig and Zellig in general to focus on studying. I'll leave you with this gag I had in the back of my mind for a couple months, and I'll also do a request thread (with an open-ended expiry date) when I come back to make up for my absence. :) 7 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-07-10 16:03:26 No.31359

>>31358
>>zelligbrapxisterGODS are le glorifying the fact that their kino gem was almost going to SAVE a innocent person's life from generic normgroid wageslaving

Zaryan 2024-07-10 17:34:21 No.31365

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>>31358
>Zoot #TopRabbi Just now No.6661488
>Hey zaryans go to ruin a innocent person's life it would be so cool I promise

Zaryan 2024-07-10 18:27:34 No.31366

>>31349
I had the same thing happen. I discovered zellig during the second half of last semester and I devoted way too much time to the zarty, the 'cords, and making gems for the 'tube that my grades kinda slipped.

Zaryan 2024-07-10 19:00:01 No.31369

>>31366
Sounds almost like escapism, never go too far down into it

SPREAD Zaryan 2024-06-30 18:45:26 No.29962 Last Page

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>you WILL stick Ongezellig stickers all over the world wonders (or the closest thing to one you have near you)
>you WILL pay homeless people to stick Ongezellig stickers all over your city
>you WILL spend hundreds...thousands of dollars, even, paying for ads in the most notable places
>you WILL post Ongezellig Trojan Horses as memes
>you WILL appeal to vunerable demographics
>you WILL produce Ongezellig content
>you WILL learn Dutch, study in the Netherlands, work hard, become a notable figure and use your newfound power to spread Ongezellig
>you WILL tell your friends and colleagues about them. Ongezellig matters more than your image
>you WILL spread Ongezellig 23 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-07-03 19:10:40 No.30350

>>29986
True...

Zaryan 2024-07-08 22:21:43 No.31167

Is there a place to get 'zellig stickers?

Zaryan 2024-07-08 22:42:37 No.31173

>>31167
Yes, in your own house. Get to work Zaryan, there's still a long way ahead

Zaryan 2024-07-09 17:25:42 No.31277

>>31167
https://www.redbubble.com/people/cinaede99/shop this person makes some

Zaryan 2024-07-08 22:09:33 No.31162 Last Page

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there is almost no 'zellig on sharty /qa/ nowadays. remember to post 'zellig at least once a day on sharty /qa/ or zellig will lose 8 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-07-09 00:02:51 No.31185

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>>>31174
>Zaryan from the future here, time traveled to >this exact moment @ July 2024 to provide you this information, i don't have much time before the power runs out
>Soon, Zoot will regret enabling moderators to see IP's
>You don't have much time. Just wait till one of the "trusted" moderators here go rogue and leak every poster's IP along with every post made by that IP range. He is collecting and archiving every single post. A >drama of unseen proportions is awaiting the soysphere.
>Always use a VPN while posting, the exact date this leak is going to happen is s

Zaryan 2024-07-09 00:04:58 No.31186

>>31185
even doe this could happen

Zaryan 2024-07-09 00:26:31 No.31187

>>31175
we LOST

Zaryan 2024-07-09 00:33:08 No.31190

That's because no one's left posting on the sharty to begin with

Zaryan 2024-07-08 19:22:25 No.31146 Last Page

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New ‘toss 2 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-07-08 19:25:22 No.31150

>>31148
yes but binky stuff wasn't widespread until last month or something

Zaryan 2024-07-08 19:28:50 No.31151

The post that started it all >>22536 btw

Zaryan 2024-07-08 19:35:41 No.31153

>>31151
was i wrong doe?

Zaryan 2024-07-08 19:36:45 No.31154

>>31151
>>31153
it was very gemmy

Zaryan 2024-07-07 23:17:46 No.30944

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>Well done! I’m so proud of you!

Zaryan 2024-07-07 23:54:30 No.30955

She has such a motherly personality

Zaryan 2024-07-08 00:09:43 No.30957

having someone who would tell me how proud they are of me all the time is all i ever want in life

Zaryan 2024-07-08 00:24:48 No.30958

>>30957
I’m proud of you nigga

Zaryan 2024-07-08 01:00:49 No.30961

>>30957
I am proud of you but stop living in the fantasy world of zoiets, go rape a girl on the streets, that's how it works nowadays. If you're brown that is

Zaryan 2024-03-14 19:48:16 No.13185 Last Page

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This is so over. A troon has found out about ‘lig. 123 replies omitted.

Zaryan 2024-07-07 21:13:47 No.30919

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>>30918
>4chan and his acquaintances

Zaryan 2024-07-07 21:45:06 No.30922

>>30896
4chan getting blamed for shit despite not doing anything relevant for like 6 years will always be funny

Zaryan 2024-07-07 21:49:15 No.30924

>>30918
when will we have the hacker known as 'zellig :(

Zaryan 2024-07-07 21:53:31 No.30928

>>30924
https://soyzellig.party/qa/res/5192.html

Reece Faulkner / Soyjak 2024-07-07 17:34:34 No.30861

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Test

Zaryan 2024-07-07 17:40:00 No.30864

there is a board for this
soyzellig.party/test/

Zaryan 2024-07-07 10:37:37 No.30820 Last Page

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how brony fandom started:
>haha guys it would be funny if we all started unironically watching this show made for little girls even though we are not little girls, no one would expect us to be fans of such a show so it's so le random and quirky!
how zellig fandom started:
>haha guys it would be funny if we all started unironically watching this show made for dutch people even though we are not dutch, no one would expect us to be fans of such a show so it's so le random and quirky!
it's so similar 7 replies omitted.