Ongezellig

Pretty good progress so far. Be sure to give suggestions!

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South Park Meets Mymy and Her Sisters
In the quiet, snow-covered town of South Park, Colorado, the locals were accustomed to strange and unusual occurrences. Today, the town was about to welcome three very different visitors. Mymy, a Japanese girl with an extreme passion for all things Dutch, had recently arrived in town and was joined by her two sisters: Coco, a South African orphan with a penchant for old technology and active pursuits, and Maya, who spent her days alone watching anime.

The three sisters were an eclectic trio, each with their own unique quirks and interests. As they wandered through the town, they caught the attention of the local kids, especially Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.

The Meeting
Mymy, Coco, and Maya walked down the main street, drawing curious glances from the townsfolk. Mymy clutched her small Dutch flag, Coco carried an old, worn-out Walkman, and Maya had her nose buried in a manga.

“Hey, look at those new kids,” Stan said, nudging Kyle. “They seem… different.”

Kyle nodded. “Let’s go say hi.”

The boys approached the sisters, who looked up in surprise.

“Hi, I’m Stan. This is Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. You guys new in town?” Stan asked.

Mymy smiled brightly. “Yes! I’m Mymy, and these are my sisters, Coco and Maya.”

Coco gave a friendly wave, her Walkman playing a cassette tape of old-school hip-hop. Maya barely glanced up from her manga, giving a shy nod.

Cartman raised an eyebrow. “What’s with all the old tech?” he asked, pointing at Coco’s Walkman.

Coco grinned. “I love old technology! It’s fascinating, and it still works great for my active lifestyle. I love hiking, running, anything outdoors.”

Kenny mumbled something through his hood, which only his friends could decipher.

“Kenny wants to know what kind of anime you watch,” Kyle translated, looking at Maya.

Maya looked up, her eyes lighting up at the mention of anime. “I watch all kinds! Right now, I’m really into ‘Attack on Titan’ and ‘My Hero Academia’.”

Stan smiled. “Cool. We’ve got a lot of different things here in South Park. Maybe we can show you around?”

Adventures in South Park
As the group ventured through the town, the boys introduced the sisters to the local sights and activities. They stopped by Tom’s Rhinoplasty, where the kids laughed at the quirky name. Coco admired the snow-covered landscape, eager to find a place to hike.

“Kenny and I can show you the best hiking spots,” Stan offered.

Coco’s eyes sparkled with excitement. “That would be amazing! I can’t wait to explore!”

Meanwhile, Mymy and Maya stayed behind with Cartman and Kyle, who decided to show them the local diner. They sat in a booth, where Mymy enthusiastically shared her love for Dutch culture, much to the confusion and amusement of Cartman.

“You’re really into the Netherlands, huh?” Cartman said, shaking his head with a smirk.

“Yes! It’s the most fascinating place!” Mymy exclaimed, showing off her small Dutch flag.

Kyle turned to Maya, who was still absorbed in her manga. “What’s your favorite thing about anime?”

Maya thought for a moment, then replied, “I love the stories. They’re so creative and different from anything else. Plus, the characters feel like friends, even if I don’t have many real ones.”

Kyle nodded sympathetically. “I get that. Sometimes it’s nice to escape into another world.”

A Bonding Experience
Later, the group reunited at Stark’s Pond. Coco had already found a trail she was eager to explore, and Maya was beginning to open up, talking more about her favorite anime series.

As the sun began to set, the kids sat around, sharing stories and laughing. Despite their differences, they found common ground and enjoyed each other’s company.

Mymy looked around at her sisters and new friends, feeling a warm sense of belonging. She realized that, no matter where they came from or what they loved, they could all connect in some way.

“This has been a great day,” Mymy said, smiling at Kenny, who nodded in agreement.

As the stars twinkled above South Park, the sisters felt grateful for their new friends and the adventures that lay ahead. They knew that, together, they could face any challenge and enjoy many more days of fun and friendship in this quirky little town.

And so, Mymy, Coco, and Maya found a new home in South Park, where they learned that differences could bring people together in the most unexpected and wonderful ways.

THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW ABOUT ONGEZELLIG!

You WILL do the following:

>Promote Zellig on every social media and imageboard you use.

>Tell your friends and family about Zellig.

-Get content creators, specifically streamers to react to Zellig.

>Create and print Zellig propaganda posters and place them anywhere you can, at your school, workplace, streetlamps, any public bathroom stall ect.
If you're too lazy to make a poster, just take a sharpie and write "Watch Ongezellig on YT" in a bathroom stall or something.

These are just a few basic things anyone can do to promote Zellig to the world. Good luck!

Greetings, fellow Zaryans. I come to you today with a call to action, a call to grab Ongezellig and turn it into the indisputable Zemerald it truly is. The power of shilling is truly phenomenal, and multiple things have ascendend into sapience via it alone; this goes beyond boosting views; it's about creating a beacon of zems shinny enough to cure Massa's cancer, save our community, and consequently, the West. It's never been more NOT over, Deel 1 has tripled it's viewcount in a single year, even though it has been out for 5 years already. 'zellig will live on.

'zellig isn't just a show; it's a gemerald waiting to shine brighter than any before, by shilling, we're not only doing it a service, but amplifying it's significance, we need a ripple effect. Did (You) see the effect a single Russianfag had on the shows popularity?

We are NOT just viewers, me and (You); we're Zaryans, the highest form a 'zelliger can achieve, however, many reside outside our nation, in foreign places such as /co/, /soy/, /qa/'s, reddit, xitter and der 'cord. Shilling is bound to attract undesirables, but our community is strong enough to filter out the noise, just as we've done before. Forging a strong community that celebrates this divine content would require some sacrifices, remember, this is not purely about numbers, it's about creating a space where Zaryan ideas, passions and OCs can thrive.

Let us take over New Amsterdam, let us gather millions of views, let us draw, let us sing, let us program, let us stick, let us shill, let us rickroll, let us bot. Share 'zellig, create OCs, spread the word, think outside the box, create fan art, start discussions; Unity between Zaryans is our strenght, the more diverse the approach, the wider our reach. Rome wasn't built in a day, Zaryans have made good progress, it isn't falling, we all just keep winning, it's NOT over.

I know some of you Selfish Little Fuck's are probably scared of any such thing, and get leaky clitts just thinking about any undesirables finding out about it, as counter-intuitive as it is. I can only pray for you.

Ongezellig won, the Zarty won, Massa will be revived.

https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1048743349/

From the same guy who made the Maya simulator, It's Coco Simulator!

>Doesn't set up a Patreon for the international audience
>Doesn't set up merch for Ongezellig despite having a merch shop already, and the series being easily marketable (niggas will waste $60 on keychains)
>sticks to an obscure, brimstone, Dutchfag site, with the shittiest donating options straight out of niggerhell
>shittydutchsite content still lacking albeit
>No social media presence/advertisement at all (Xitter, Instagram, TikTok, Reddit, whatever)
>No incentive/official dub for a much bigger international audience because of some autistic nationalistic dusty view of the world
>gets a big fanbase nonetheless, doesn't do any of the above and kills himself
This Dutchfag might be the worst business man ever, he had a Golden Goose and fucked up everywhere he could, this nigga could have made so much bread from merch + patreon + more presence; still can if he wanted to

TLDR: Massa is trans