Ongezellig
IAZ and soft NAZ
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FACT OF THE DAY
Pph is so low because all zaryans are cooking something very special. 22 replies omitted.
Pph is so low because all zaryans are cooking something very special. 22 replies omitted.
>>44699
stop forcing your brimstone 'jak. no one will ever use this ugly nigga
stop forcing your brimstone 'jak. no one will ever use this ugly nigga
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It seems like its 'fic season with some new stories coming up, therefore us Zaryans have a lot of reading to do.
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A slowburn spinechilling story about how Coco got kicked off the Rugby team
https://files.catbox.moe/ktie74.txt
Project Zomboid inspired story
https://www.wattpad.com/1489684806-project-ongezoid-chapter-1-before-the-fallout-july
Mymy in the stroopwaffel dreams enacting total belgian death
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656
Some batshit insane wordsalad sodomite vantablackantimatterbrim that doesn't take itself seriously (nsfw)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022655 9 replies omitted.
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A slowburn spinechilling story about how Coco got kicked off the Rugby team
https://files.catbox.moe/ktie74.txt
Project Zomboid inspired story
https://www.wattpad.com/1489684806-project-ongezoid-chapter-1-before-the-fallout-july
Mymy in the stroopwaffel dreams enacting total belgian death
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656
Some batshit insane wordsalad sodomite vantablackantimatterbrim that doesn't take itself seriously (nsfw)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022655 9 replies omitted.
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Hey guys I made a cool zellig fanfic on ao3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656
isn't it gemmy?
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>>44770
There is very little Ongezellig fan content, whether written or drawn, that has anything to do with Ongezellig.
There's not much more you can pull out of it: the six parts are a clear story with a clear statement. At most you can make similar jokes or mimic Massa's art style, but those two aren't anything special by themselves.
If you want to write, don't attach your writing to Ongezellig. If you want to write Ongezellig specifically, get at the core of what Ongezellig is about, and engage with that statement.
There is very little Ongezellig fan content, whether written or drawn, that has anything to do with Ongezellig.
There's not much more you can pull out of it: the six parts are a clear story with a clear statement. At most you can make similar jokes or mimic Massa's art style, but those two aren't anything special by themselves.
If you want to write, don't attach your writing to Ongezellig. If you want to write Ongezellig specifically, get at the core of what Ongezellig is about, and engage with that statement.
>>44765
>It's like someone wrote a story about Darth Vader going to a Starbucks to get coffee and called it Star Wards fanfiction.
Well as long as Vadar acts in character, then by all means it's still a fanfiction about him right?
>It's like someone wrote a story about Darth Vader going to a Starbucks to get coffee and called it Star Wards fanfiction.
Well as long as Vadar acts in character, then by all means it's still a fanfiction about him right?
>>44782
>It's like someone wrote a story about Darth Vader going to a Starbucks to get coffee and called it Star Wards fanfiction.
Nigga discovers what a fan fiction is
>It's like someone wrote a story about Darth Vader going to a Starbucks to get coffee and called it Star Wards fanfiction.
Nigga discovers what a fan fiction is
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AKA Maya’s Mom
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Post every image of her
Also can someone repost that road trip video I lost it
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Post every image of her
Also can someone repost that road trip video I lost it
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The massive 44444 GET brap incoming
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Maya win
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Mymy is transracial and proud
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>>44681
There you go, you SLF
There you go, you SLF
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Sorry bud rhodesians never dies
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MYMY would disaprove of this vanta black coalposting.
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What happened to the zellig discord server
>>44724
falsenvke falseflag lienvke made up misinformation thread DNI
falsenvke falseflag lienvke made up misinformation thread DNI
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I would accept.
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>On the zarty
>Used to date someone
>Used to date someone
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>>>43185
>>On the zarty
>>"Used to date someone"
>GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>On the zarty
>>"Used to date someone"
>GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>>41178
fuck this shit website
fuck this shit website
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Yos-ACK is gem
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>>44689
Looks like it evendoe there's at least thrembo conflicting reports
Looks like it evendoe there's at least thrembo conflicting reports
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I found this video and i don't have any idea what's going on here.
Can you people explain it? I'll be appreciated it
https://youtu.be/wgNtDXjYDb0?si=DFVW_PdwOrMmvSht 33 replies omitted.
Can you people explain it? I'll be appreciated it
https://youtu.be/wgNtDXjYDb0?si=DFVW_PdwOrMmvSht 33 replies omitted.
>>44677
Because it's funny finding out more embarassing details in his life. (If not that then him sperging out about getting into xitter slapfights would suffice).
Also he grooms minors to get into farts and fat porn o algo.
Because it's funny finding out more embarassing details in his life. (If not that then him sperging out about getting into xitter slapfights would suffice).
Also he grooms minors to get into farts and fat porn o algo.
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Guys i was rewatching the pilot and...
>they removed her
I can't believe it! she's gone! 11 replies omitted.
>they removed her
I can't believe it! she's gone! 11 replies omitted.
>>43642
Oh my soyence, that song is so heckin uncanny and liminal, it's genre defining and my favorite song ever!
Oh my soyence, that song is so heckin uncanny and liminal, it's genre defining and my favorite song ever!
O my fauci this is just like muh hecking a24 slowburn DDLC visnov "don't judge a book by its cover" so spooky
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Salutations
So I'm trying to draw mymy writing something but it's incredibly hard for some reason do you have any images of her drawing/writing I could use? 7 replies omitted.
So I'm trying to draw mymy writing something but it's incredibly hard for some reason do you have any images of her drawing/writing I could use? 7 replies omitted.
>>44583
If you watch this yos-ACK faggot then I wish you good luck, nigger
If you watch this yos-ACK faggot then I wish you good luck, nigger
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Last week I discovered and started watching Azumanga Daioh and now I'm rapidly losing interest in 'zellig.
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It's over, chud. We should euthanase you.
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>/co/ edit thread
>big tits 39 replies omitted.
>big tits 39 replies omitted.
>>44512
Did xe imply that 4cuck thread with breast edits of zellig girls?
Did xe imply that 4cuck thread with breast edits of zellig girls?
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>I don't use Patreon because it makes it easy to scam me and I don't like outsiders or however I gatekeep my chuddy audie-ACK!!
OHNONONONONONONONO ZELLIGCACAS, WHAT IS THIS????????
https://www.patreon.com/profile/creators?u=10638721 8 replies omitted.
OHNONONONONONONONO ZELLIGCACAS, WHAT IS THIS????????
https://www.patreon.com/profile/creators?u=10638721 8 replies omitted.
>>44591
Kill Foenkie. Behead Foenkie. Roundhouse kick Foenkie into the concrete. Slam dunk Foenkie into the trashcan. Crucify Foenkie. Defecate in Foenkie's food. Launch Foenkie into the sun. Stir fry Foenkie in a wok. Toss Foenkie into an active volcano. Urinate into Foenkie's gas tank. Judo throw Foenkie into a wood chipper. Twist Foenkie's heads off. Report Foenkie to the Belastingdienst. Karate chop Foenkie in half. Curb stomp Foenkie. Trap Foenkie in quicksand. Crush Foenkie in the trash compactor. Liquefy Foenkie in a vat of acid. Eat Foenkie. Dissect Foenkie. Exterminate Foenkie in the gas chamber. Stomp Foenkie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Foenkie in the oven. Lobotomize Foenkie. Mandatory vasectomy for Foenkie. Grind Foenkie in the garbage disposal. Drown Foenkie in fried stroopwafel grease. Vaporize Foenkie with a ray gun. Kick Foenkie down the stairs. Feed Foenkie to alligators. Slice Foenkie with a katana. Put a bomb in Foenkie's mouth. Throw knives at Foenkie. Inflate Foenkie until he pops. Send Foenkie into a blackhole. Castrate Foenkie. Feed Foenkie poisoned food. Force Foenkie to walk the plank. Push Foenkie into a pit. Kneel on Foenkie's neck. Curse Foenkie with a spell. Stuff Foenkie into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Foenkie with a tank. Pop Foenkie's car tire. Strike Foenkie with a ruler. Make Foenkie swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Foenkie's limbs. Airdrop Foenkie into Antarctica. Throw Foenkie off the boat. Pressurize Foenkie into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Foenkie's ass. Falcon-punch Foenkie in the face. Make Foenkie into fiction. Blow Foenkie's head off with a grenade launcher. Blow Foenkie's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Foenkie in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Foenkie to a cross and stab him. Run over Foenkie with a tank feet-first. Crush Foenkie with a press. Attack Foenkie with acid. Boil Foenkie in a pan. Lock Foenkie inside a brazen bull. Burn Foenkie alive. Drag Foenkie across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Foenkie. Quarter Foenkie. Impale Foenkie on a pike. Tenderize Foenkie with a mallet. Ionise Foenkie in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Foenkie in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Foenkie in a black hole. Curse Foenkie with the necronomicon. Trap Foenkie in purgatory. Bang Foenkie's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Foenkie off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Foenkie in the vacuum of space. Fry Foenkie with power lines. Feed Foenkie ricin. Kneecap Foenkie with a twelve gauge. Enslave Foenkie. Sell Foenkie's organs on the black market. Run Foenkie over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Foenkie into the grand canyon. Burn Foenkie with jet engine exhaust. Beat Foenkie to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Foenkie's asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Foenkie to the sun god. Drop Foenkie out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Foenkie to sharks. Load Foenkie into a cannon and shoot him at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Foenkie under a galleon. Disembowel Foenkie with a bayonet. Strap Foenkie to a cruise missile and launch it at Belgium. Drop Foenkie into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Foenkie. Lure Foenkie in with Ongezellig porn and trap him with bear traps. Force Foenkie to learn the age of consent, then kill him anyway. Atomize Foenkie with a powerfist. Throw Foenkie into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Foenkie with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Foenkie from 40-story buildings. Throw Foenkie at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Foenkie in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Foenkie to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Foenkie with syringe guns. Defecate on Foenkie's food stamps. Make Foenkie pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Foenkie into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Foenkie then nail them to his body with a hammer. Irradiate Foenkie with depleted uranium. Launch Foenkie with a trebuchet. Send Foenkie exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Foenkie as a crash test dummy. Tie Foenkie onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Foenkie. Trample Foenkie. Bury Foenkie alive. Play bowling with Foenkie's body parts as pins. Grate Foenkie with a cheese grater. Get Foenkie stuck in an elevator. Spray Foenkie's toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Foenkie directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Foenkie's parachute. Sabotage Foenkie's bungee. Trap Foenkie under ice. Force Foenkie to work and support a family of 5. Force Foenkie into gladiatorial combat. Send Foenkie back to warring Arab tribes. Hide a snake in a Foenkie's room. Put Foenkie on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Foenkie's organs. Waterboard Foenkie with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Foenkie. Tie Foenkie to train tracks. Put laxatives in his stamppot. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Foenkie. Gibbet Foenkie. Tie a lightning rod to Foenkie's head during a storm. Lure Foenkie into suicide pods. Bury Foenkie's neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Foenkie to it. Stir Foenkie into cement. Squeeze Foenkie through a chain link fence. Hack Foenkie's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Kamala's arrest. Perform adorcism on Foenkie. Microwave Foenkie's head. Suck Foenkie into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Foenkie's car. Inject ebola in his food. Jail Foenkie for pedophilia and tell his inmates his crime. Pressure wash Foenkie's skin. Play games with Foenkie jigsaw style. Trim Foenkie's nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Foenkie to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Foenkie in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Foenkie's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Foenkie and serve kosher patties to other Jews. Feed Foenkie viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of his dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Foenkie's dildo. Stone Foenkie. Tranquilize Foenkie and put him in a lion pit. Make a human centipede with Foenkie as the tail. Throw Foenkie down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Foenkie. Pimp-slap Foenkie into airplane turbines. Displace Foenkie in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Inject Foenkie with a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Foenkie at maximum voltage. Give Foenkie sentient brain parasites. Give Foenkie over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Foenkie out for vultures. Drive Foenkie into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Foenkie. Strap Foenkie on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Foenkie to a judas cradle. Blast Foenkie with Civil War cannons. Force Foenkie to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Foenkie with anvils. Throw Foenkie off of rooftops. Incinerate Foenkie. Starve Foenkie. Blow Foenkie up with dynamite. Gulp Foenkie. Feast on Foenkie's eyeballs. Cave in Foenkie's skull. Strangle Foenkie to death. Peel Foenkie like a banana. Wipe out Foenkie. Deny Foenkie into Heaven. Freeze Foenkie in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Foenkie. Lock on to Foenkie with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Foenkie. Ferment Foenkie into stew. Ensnare Foenkie. Nark on Foenkie to the army. Cause a total Foenkie purge. Jam Foenkie into a geyser. Axe murder Foenkie. Unleash Smelvin upon Foenkie. Put Foenkie on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Foenkie Death.
Kill Foenkie. Behead Foenkie. Roundhouse kick Foenkie into the concrete. Slam dunk Foenkie into the trashcan. Crucify Foenkie. Defecate in Foenkie's food. Launch Foenkie into the sun. Stir fry Foenkie in a wok. Toss Foenkie into an active volcano. Urinate into Foenkie's gas tank. Judo throw Foenkie into a wood chipper. Twist Foenkie's heads off. Report Foenkie to the Belastingdienst. Karate chop Foenkie in half. Curb stomp Foenkie. Trap Foenkie in quicksand. Crush Foenkie in the trash compactor. Liquefy Foenkie in a vat of acid. Eat Foenkie. Dissect Foenkie. Exterminate Foenkie in the gas chamber. Stomp Foenkie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Foenkie in the oven. Lobotomize Foenkie. Mandatory vasectomy for Foenkie. Grind Foenkie in the garbage disposal. Drown Foenkie in fried stroopwafel grease. Vaporize Foenkie with a ray gun. Kick Foenkie down the stairs. Feed Foenkie to alligators. Slice Foenkie with a katana. Put a bomb in Foenkie's mouth. Throw knives at Foenkie. Inflate Foenkie until he pops. Send Foenkie into a blackhole. Castrate Foenkie. Feed Foenkie poisoned food. Force Foenkie to walk the plank. Push Foenkie into a pit. Kneel on Foenkie's neck. Curse Foenkie with a spell. Stuff Foenkie into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Foenkie with a tank. Pop Foenkie's car tire. Strike Foenkie with a ruler. Make Foenkie swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Foenkie's limbs. Airdrop Foenkie into Antarctica. Throw Foenkie off the boat. Pressurize Foenkie into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Foenkie's ass. Falcon-punch Foenkie in the face. Make Foenkie into fiction. Blow Foenkie's head off with a grenade launcher. Blow Foenkie's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Foenkie in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Foenkie to a cross and stab him. Run over Foenkie with a tank feet-first. Crush Foenkie with a press. Attack Foenkie with acid. Boil Foenkie in a pan. Lock Foenkie inside a brazen bull. Burn Foenkie alive. Drag Foenkie across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Foenkie. Quarter Foenkie. Impale Foenkie on a pike. Tenderize Foenkie with a mallet. Ionise Foenkie in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Foenkie in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Foenkie in a black hole. Curse Foenkie with the necronomicon. Trap Foenkie in purgatory. Bang Foenkie's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Foenkie off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Foenkie in the vacuum of space. Fry Foenkie with power lines. Feed Foenkie ricin. Kneecap Foenkie with a twelve gauge. Enslave Foenkie. Sell Foenkie's organs on the black market. Run Foenkie over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Foenkie into the grand canyon. Burn Foenkie with jet engine exhaust. Beat Foenkie to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Foenkie's asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Foenkie to the sun god. Drop Foenkie out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Foenkie to sharks. Load Foenkie into a cannon and shoot him at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Foenkie under a galleon. Disembowel Foenkie with a bayonet. Strap Foenkie to a cruise missile and launch it at Belgium. Drop Foenkie into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Foenkie. Lure Foenkie in with Ongezellig porn and trap him with bear traps. Force Foenkie to learn the age of consent, then kill him anyway. Atomize Foenkie with a powerfist. Throw Foenkie into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Foenkie with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Foenkie from 40-story buildings. Throw Foenkie at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Foenkie in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Foenkie to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Foenkie with syringe guns. Defecate on Foenkie's food stamps. Make Foenkie pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Foenkie into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Foenkie then nail them to his body with a hammer. Irradiate Foenkie with depleted uranium. Launch Foenkie with a trebuchet. Send Foenkie exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Foenkie as a crash test dummy. Tie Foenkie onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Foenkie. Trample Foenkie. Bury Foenkie alive. Play bowling with Foenkie's body parts as pins. Grate Foenkie with a cheese grater. Get Foenkie stuck in an elevator. Spray Foenkie's toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Foenkie directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Foenkie's parachute. Sabotage Foenkie's bungee. Trap Foenkie under ice. Force Foenkie to work and support a family of 5. Force Foenkie into gladiatorial combat. Send Foenkie back to warring Arab tribes. Hide a snake in a Foenkie's room. Put Foenkie on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Foenkie's organs. Waterboard Foenkie with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Foenkie. Tie Foenkie to train tracks. Put laxatives in his stamppot. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Foenkie. Gibbet Foenkie. Tie a lightning rod to Foenkie's head during a storm. Lure Foenkie into suicide pods. Bury Foenkie's neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Foenkie to it. Stir Foenkie into cement. Squeeze Foenkie through a chain link fence. Hack Foenkie's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Kamala's arrest. Perform adorcism on Foenkie. Microwave Foenkie's head. Suck Foenkie into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Foenkie's car. Inject ebola in his food. Jail Foenkie for pedophilia and tell his inmates his crime. Pressure wash Foenkie's skin. Play games with Foenkie jigsaw style. Trim Foenkie's nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Foenkie to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Foenkie in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Foenkie's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Foenkie and serve kosher patties to other Jews. Feed Foenkie viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of his dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Foenkie's dildo. Stone Foenkie. Tranquilize Foenkie and put him in a lion pit. Make a human centipede with Foenkie as the tail. Throw Foenkie down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Foenkie. Pimp-slap Foenkie into airplane turbines. Displace Foenkie in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Inject Foenkie with a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Foenkie at maximum voltage. Give Foenkie sentient brain parasites. Give Foenkie over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Foenkie out for vultures. Drive Foenkie into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Foenkie. Strap Foenkie on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Foenkie to a judas cradle. Blast Foenkie with Civil War cannons. Force Foenkie to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Foenkie with anvils. Throw Foenkie off of rooftops. Incinerate Foenkie. Starve Foenkie. Blow Foenkie up with dynamite. Gulp Foenkie. Feast on Foenkie's eyeballs. Cave in Foenkie's skull. Strangle Foenkie to death. Peel Foenkie like a banana. Wipe out Foenkie. Deny Foenkie into Heaven. Freeze Foenkie in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Foenkie. Lock on to Foenkie with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Foenkie. Ferment Foenkie into stew. Ensnare Foenkie. Nark on Foenkie to the army. Cause a total Foenkie purge. Jam Foenkie into a geyser. Axe murder Foenkie. Unleash Smelvin upon Foenkie. Put Foenkie on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Foenkie Death.