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Zaryan No.44699 Last Page
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FACT OF THE DAY
Pph is so low because all zaryans are cooking something very special. 22 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44795
>>44791
Why are you cooking the shemmy?
Zaryan No.44796
>>44699
stop forcing your brimstone 'jak. no one will ever use this ugly nigga
Zaryan No.44797
>>44796
>but my 3rd grade cousin from SNCAkistan uses i-ACKKKKKK!!!!
Zaryan No.44800
>>44795
It's a part of the zero waste economy or something

Zaryan No.44776 Last Page
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It seems like its 'fic season with some new stories coming up, therefore us Zaryans have a lot of reading to do.
<space
A slowburn spinechilling story about how Coco got kicked off the Rugby team
https://files.catbox.moe/ktie74.txt
Project Zomboid inspired story
https://www.wattpad.com/1489684806-project-ongezoid-chapter-1-before-the-fallout-july
Mymy in the stroopwaffel dreams enacting total belgian death
https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656
Some batshit insane wordsalad sodomite vantablackantimatterbrim that doesn't take itself seriously (nsfw)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022655 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44790
Yup, readfags are so mad after i saged their comfy thread
Zaryan No.44793
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agugu
Zaryan No.44794
>>44790
I saw your previous post
Zaryan ## Mod No.44799
Moved to >>>/oc/2154.

Cool Story Zaryan No.44733 Last Page
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Hey guys I made a cool zellig fanfic on ao3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/60201718/chapters/153623656

isn't it gemmy?

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Zaryan No.44771
>>44770
There is very little Ongezellig fan content, whether written or drawn, that has anything to do with Ongezellig.
There's not much more you can pull out of it: the six parts are a clear story with a clear statement. At most you can make similar jokes or mimic Massa's art style, but those two aren't anything special by themselves.
If you want to write, don't attach your writing to Ongezellig. If you want to write Ongezellig specifically, get at the core of what Ongezellig is about, and engage with that statement.
Zaryan No.44782
>>44765
>It's like someone wrote a story about Darth Vader going to a Starbucks to get coffee and called it Star Wards fanfiction.
Well as long as Vadar acts in character, then by all means it's still a fanfiction about him right?
Zaryan No.44785
>>44782
>It's like someone wrote a story about Darth Vader going to a Starbucks to get coffee and called it Star Wards fanfiction.
Nigga discovers what a fan fiction is
Zaryan ## Mod No.44798
Moved to >>>/oc/2136.

Soei Zaryan No.44760
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AKA Maya’s Mom
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Post every image of her
Also can someone repost that road trip video I lost it
Zaryan No.44761
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Zaryan No.44764
>>44761
zarty-breaking kino

Zaryan No.44416 Last Page
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The massive 44444 GET brap incoming 14 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44442
fnf like having fun
Zaryan No.44446
Maya win
Zaryan No.44448
Low quality posts in 3, 2, 1...
Zaryan No.44759
>>44446
she deserved it <3

Yosack Jaki No.17168 Last Page
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Mymy is transracial and proud 192 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44681
make one with canada please
Zaryan No.44682
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>>44681
There you go, you SLF
Zaryan No.44732
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Sorry bud rhodesians never dies
Zaryan No.44748
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MYMY would disaprove of this vanta black coalposting.

Zaryan No.44724
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What happened to the zellig discord server
Zaryan No.44726
Hallucinated again award
Zaryan No.44727
which one are you referring to?
Zaryan No.44729
God forbid the Zarty have a cord
Zaryan No.44730
>>44724
falsenvke falseflag lienvke made up misinformation thread DNI

Zaryan No.41140 Last Page
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I would accept. 18 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.43210
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>On the zarty
>Used to date someone
Zaryan No.43233
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>>>43185
>>On the zarty
>>"Used to date someone"
>GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
Zaryan No.43234
>>43185
i can fix her
Zaryan No.44708
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>>41178
fuck this shit website

Zaryan No.38241 Last Page
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Yos-ACK is gem 120 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44689
>>44686
is he actually 15?
Zaryan No.44690
>>44689
Looks like it evendoe there's at least thrembo conflicting reports
Zaryan No.44691
>>44690
millions must solve the mystery
Zaryan No.44692
>>44689
Draws like one

Zaryan No.27160 Last Page
I found this video and i don't have any idea what's going on here.
Can you people explain it? I'll be appreciated it
https://youtu.be/wgNtDXjYDb0?si=DFVW_PdwOrMmvSht 33 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44678
>>44677
Because it's funny finding out more embarassing details in his life. (If not that then him sperging out about getting into xitter slapfights would suffice).
Also he grooms minors to get into farts and fat porn o algo.
Zaryan No.44680
>>44678
Idk bout allat but I'm not posting shiiiiiiit
Zaryan No.44683
>>44680
Party pooper
Zaryan No.44684

Zaryan No.43629 Last Page
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Guys i was rewatching the pilot and...
>they removed her
I can't believe it! she's gone! 11 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.43644
>>43643
Esam
Zaryan No.43645
>>43642
Oh my soyence, that song is so heckin uncanny and liminal, it's genre defining and my favorite song ever!
Zaryan No.44651
O my fauci this is just like muh hecking a24 slowburn DDLC visnov "don't judge a book by its cover" so spooky
Zaryan No.44653
>>44651
Just Coco.

Zaryan No.43566 Last Page
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Salutations
So I'm trying to draw mymy writing something but it's incredibly hard for some reason do you have any images of her drawing/writing I could use? 7 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44584
>>44583
>saar do not trace saar
Zaryan No.44593
>>44583
still obsessed geg
Zaryan No.44630
>>44583
If you watch this yos-ACK faggot then I wish you good luck, nigger
Zaryan No.44648
>>44583
are we still obsessed geg

Zaryan No.44511 Last Page
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Last week I discovered and started watching Azumanga Daioh and now I'm rapidly losing interest in 'zellig. 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44521
>Azumanga Daioh
Oh my 4chad oldgod.
Zaryan No.44528
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It's over, chud. We should euthanase you.
Zaryan No.44559
>>44515
The show is older than me.
Zaryan No.44646
brimmy coomerCACA show btw

Zaryan No.44325 Last Page
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>/co/ edit thread
>big tits 39 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44526
>>44512
Did xe imply that 4cuck thread with breast edits of zellig girls?
Zaryan No.44529
>>44526
yeah its probably a reply to one of those threads
Zaryan No.44570
>>44523
Gooncels are we all ESLfags? is over
Zaryan No.44632
up

Zaryan No.44572 Last Page
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>I don't use Patreon because it makes it easy to scam me and I don't like outsiders or however I gatekeep my chuddy audie-ACK!!
OHNONONONONONONONO ZELLIGCACAS, WHAT IS THIS????????
https://www.patreon.com/profile/creators?u=10638721 8 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.44591
>>44589
Foenkie is jewish
Zaryan No.44592
>>44591
Kill Foenkie. Behead Foenkie. Roundhouse kick Foenkie into the concrete. Slam dunk Foenkie into the trashcan. Crucify Foenkie. Defecate in Foenkie's food. Launch Foenkie into the sun. Stir fry Foenkie in a wok. Toss Foenkie into an active volcano. Urinate into Foenkie's gas tank. Judo throw Foenkie into a wood chipper. Twist Foenkie's heads off. Report Foenkie to the Belastingdienst. Karate chop Foenkie in half. Curb stomp Foenkie. Trap Foenkie in quicksand. Crush Foenkie in the trash compactor. Liquefy Foenkie in a vat of acid. Eat Foenkie. Dissect Foenkie. Exterminate Foenkie in the gas chamber. Stomp Foenkie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Foenkie in the oven. Lobotomize Foenkie. Mandatory vasectomy for Foenkie. Grind Foenkie in the garbage disposal. Drown Foenkie in fried stroopwafel grease. Vaporize Foenkie with a ray gun. Kick Foenkie down the stairs. Feed Foenkie to alligators. Slice Foenkie with a katana. Put a bomb in Foenkie's mouth. Throw knives at Foenkie. Inflate Foenkie until he pops. Send Foenkie into a blackhole. Castrate Foenkie. Feed Foenkie poisoned food. Force Foenkie to walk the plank. Push Foenkie into a pit. Kneel on Foenkie's neck. Curse Foenkie with a spell. Stuff Foenkie into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Foenkie with a tank. Pop Foenkie's car tire. Strike Foenkie with a ruler. Make Foenkie swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off Foenkie's limbs. Airdrop Foenkie into Antarctica. Throw Foenkie off the boat. Pressurize Foenkie into fine crystals. Light fireworks in Foenkie's ass. Falcon-punch Foenkie in the face. Make Foenkie into fiction. Blow Foenkie's head off with a grenade launcher. Blow Foenkie's brain open with a sniper rifle. Lock Foenkie in a cage and drown him underwater. Nail Foenkie to a cross and stab him. Run over Foenkie with a tank feet-first. Crush Foenkie with a press. Attack Foenkie with acid. Boil Foenkie in a pan. Lock Foenkie inside a brazen bull. Burn Foenkie alive. Drag Foenkie across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Foenkie. Quarter Foenkie. Impale Foenkie on a pike. Tenderize Foenkie with a mallet. Ionise Foenkie in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Foenkie in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Foenkie in a black hole. Curse Foenkie with the necronomicon. Trap Foenkie in purgatory. Bang Foenkie's testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Foenkie off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Foenkie in the vacuum of space. Fry Foenkie with power lines. Feed Foenkie ricin. Kneecap Foenkie with a twelve gauge. Enslave Foenkie. Sell Foenkie's organs on the black market. Run Foenkie over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Foenkie into the grand canyon. Burn Foenkie with jet engine exhaust. Beat Foenkie to death with a tire iron. Cauterise Foenkie's asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Foenkie to the sun god. Drop Foenkie out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed Foenkie to sharks. Load Foenkie into a cannon and shoot him at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Foenkie under a galleon. Disembowel Foenkie with a bayonet. Strap Foenkie to a cruise missile and launch it at Belgium. Drop Foenkie into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Foenkie. Lure Foenkie in with Ongezellig porn and trap him with bear traps. Force Foenkie to learn the age of consent, then kill him anyway. Atomize Foenkie with a powerfist. Throw Foenkie into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Foenkie with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Foenkie from 40-story buildings. Throw Foenkie at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Foenkie in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Foenkie to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Foenkie with syringe guns. Defecate on Foenkie's food stamps. Make Foenkie pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Foenkie into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Foenkie then nail them to his body with a hammer. Irradiate Foenkie with depleted uranium. Launch Foenkie with a trebuchet. Send Foenkie exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use Foenkie as a crash test dummy. Tie Foenkie onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on Foenkie. Trample Foenkie. Bury Foenkie alive. Play bowling with Foenkie's body parts as pins. Grate Foenkie with a cheese grater. Get Foenkie stuck in an elevator. Spray Foenkie's toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot Foenkie directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage Foenkie's parachute. Sabotage Foenkie's bungee. Trap Foenkie under ice. Force Foenkie to work and support a family of 5. Force Foenkie into gladiatorial combat. Send Foenkie back to warring Arab tribes. Hide a snake in a Foenkie's room. Put Foenkie on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest Foenkie's organs. Waterboard Foenkie with gasoline, then set him on fire. Flay Foenkie. Tie Foenkie to train tracks. Put laxatives in his stamppot. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on Foenkie. Gibbet Foenkie. Tie a lightning rod to Foenkie's head during a storm. Lure Foenkie into suicide pods. Bury Foenkie's neck deep and surround him with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Foenkie to it. Stir Foenkie into cement. Squeeze Foenkie through a chain link fence. Hack Foenkie's socials and make him say he has irrefutable evidence that would lead to Kamala's arrest. Perform adorcism on Foenkie. Microwave Foenkie's head. Suck Foenkie into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside Foenkie's car. Inject ebola in his food. Jail Foenkie for pedophilia and tell his inmates his crime. Pressure wash Foenkie's skin. Play games with Foenkie jigsaw style. Trim Foenkie's nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap Foenkie to a wind turbine blade. Flatten Foenkie in an industrial rolling machine. Turn Foenkie's bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of Foenkie and serve kosher patties to other Jews. Feed Foenkie viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of his dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as Foenkie's dildo. Stone Foenkie. Tranquilize Foenkie and put him in a lion pit. Make a human centipede with Foenkie as the tail. Throw Foenkie down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Foenkie. Pimp-slap Foenkie into airplane turbines. Displace Foenkie in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Inject Foenkie with a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put a dog collar on Foenkie at maximum voltage. Give Foenkie sentient brain parasites. Give Foenkie over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Foenkie out for vultures. Drive Foenkie into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on Foenkie. Strap Foenkie on a roller-coaster and use him as target practice. Strap Foenkie to a judas cradle. Blast Foenkie with Civil War cannons. Force Foenkie to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Foenkie with anvils. Throw Foenkie off of rooftops. Incinerate Foenkie. Starve Foenkie. Blow Foenkie up with dynamite. Gulp Foenkie. Feast on Foenkie's eyeballs. Cave in Foenkie's skull. Strangle Foenkie to death. Peel Foenkie like a banana. Wipe out Foenkie. Deny Foenkie into Heaven. Freeze Foenkie in the vaccum of space. Hard boil Foenkie. Lock on to Foenkie with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate Foenkie. Ferment Foenkie into stew. Ensnare Foenkie. Nark on Foenkie to the army. Cause a total Foenkie purge. Jam Foenkie into a geyser. Axe murder Foenkie. Unleash Smelvin upon Foenkie. Put Foenkie on a ship going to Israel and blow up the ship after it sets sail. Total Foenkie Death.
Zaryan No.44596
>>44591
Jews are much whiter tbh
Zaryan No.44629
>>44596
Whiter than aryans?
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