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Zaryan No.57905 Reply
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agugu gemeralds 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57908
>>57906
no
Zaryan No.57911
gemmy glitchy goog
Zaryan No.57915
aguguGOD you are so keyed
Zaryan No.57917
>aguguBRAP you are so keyed

Zaryan No.57902 Reply
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so, uh, that just happened
Zaryan No.57903
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>Million must sheeeeeiiiiit, nigga
Zaryan No.57912
news outlets are going to share this shitpost image to millions of people thinking it’s actually a picture of the shooter
Zaryan No.57914
>>57912
Let this happen geg
Zaryan No.57916
>>57914
Moot, do this

December 15th preparation thread Zaryan No.47038 Reply
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>november 22nd, zoot "randomly" activates ID's on the /oc/ board out of the blue
>"accidentally" reveals zaryans' post histories on the year old /art/ general
>mentally prepares zaryans for the December 15th event in which everyones IP's + whole post histories will get revealed
>even if you used VPN's or switched IP's, they are still tied to the same useragent data so every single post you've ever made will be revealed and tied back to you
>zarty was a huge social experiment all along
How ready are (You) personally for the December 15th event? 25 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57458
>>57457
It did, Agarthy died so that Zaryans may live
Zaryan No.57459
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>>57457
It happened but 2 days later
>
Zaryan No.57460
>>57459
hallucinated it award
Zaryan No.57869
i love raping zios award

im new to this place what do i do Zaryan No.57822 Reply
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im an autist and i want to yap abt ongezellig to fellow autists can anyone help me with that 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57826
newfag
Zaryan No.57829
>>57822
Open a thread about a random topic you want to discuss or browse in the sea of older threads to make more yapperalds
Zaryan No.57845
You got one thing right and that is posting in /zellig/ and no /q/ like retarded newfags do.
Zaryan No.57868
hello fellow autist zaryan i will yap about 'zellig with you

Zaryan No.56653 Reply
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Do y'all think that BBC and BWC talk should be banned from the Zarty?
Unlike in the Sharty, where it's aimed towards adult women, zaryans usually say it towards the 'zellig sisters who are all underaged, the exception being Vera.
I know it's a joke and whatnot but it is 100% going to attract pedos to this place as a bunch of oldfags were already exposed to be nonces themselves. I'm afraid it might continue the stereotype of zaryans being pedos if this were to continue. 27 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57643
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>The spam they do now is not as retarded as the one we did back in my day
Zaryan No.57861
>>56654
as a member of the bwc therapy administration community im gonna have to pass xher on to the bbc therapy administration community
Zaryan No.57862
on god so fucking annoying
Zaryan No.57863
total racebaiter death

Zellig Episode Idea #2 Zaryan No.13521 Reply
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A fellow r/fuckcars resident comes over to the Netherlands and soyfaces over how heckkin awesome it is that Dutchland has ZERO (0!) cars around the country and how wholesome 100 is it that they're so eco-friendly with bikes and public transport. He meets up with Mymy, and while at first she's flattered to meet up with another fellow individual who is passionate about the Netherlands, it quickly turns into annoyance over how this guy is an insufferable, obsessed faggot for the place and has no other knowledge about its rich history other than it has no vehicles. She has find a way to get rid of him (because she agreed beforehand to be his personal tour-guide for that ego stroke or smthn) by sending him to Amsterdam; which is apparently like the Ghettos for Dutch people.
B plot is Coco and Maya doing some shit together, maybe go to the park and do some dance moves because she saw a cute boy break dancing there or some shit idk. Mymy meets up with them and she tells them what she did with that tourist, Coco guilts her into feeling bad and so now they gotta go back and find him. After searching they catch up with him, but as he's walking towards Mymy he unexpectedly gets RAMMED by a bus since he didn't look both ways beforehand and now he'll be hospitalized for the rest of the trip. As he's hauled off into an Ambulance he thanks Mymy for giving him the nice tour over how beutiful of a country the Netherlands is and that he has no hard feelings for what has happened to him, because FUCKCARS!!!1!!!1!ÖöÖöÖöÖ
The End. 9 replies omitted.
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>>13536
how it feels trying to make a joke on the interwebs and someone doesn't get it
Zaryan No.13779
>>13536
i've been a soycuck since 2022 and i still don't know what thrembo is
Zaryan No.13781
>>13779
chad for not reading the wiki but also retarded for not knowing by now
Zaryan No.57854
>>13531
deel thrembo is actually real but you guys are not ready for it

R_TERRA No.11421 Reply
Planning to post Coco everyday on this thread 19 replies omitted.
R_TERRA No.11516
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I looked at the entire thing
I got a few dozen Coco pictures now
Thank you
R_TERRA No.11521
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Zaryan No.12434
>>11516
long ropey noodle arms
Zaryan No.57847
>>11504
what a brimstone thread, two /g/ cucks arguing over snca

Zaryan No.57815 Reply
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2 bees over a sea
Zaryan No.57816
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>2 bees over a sea
Zaryan No.57817
>>57816
no one looks like that

Zaryan No.57777 Reply
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Evrazian quads 2 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57783
please keep gay countrywarsex shit to your containment board >>>/brabant/
Zaryan No.57787
>>57777
now draw coco as dugin's daughter geg
Zaryan No.57803
>>57787
terrible nigger tastes.
Zaryan No.57804
>>57803
'gated

Zaryan No.57647 Reply
Whoever did this, thank you so much
Let the Agartha be upon ye :] 10 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57784
>>57769
>what normal person sees: a funny banner
>what obsessed faggot sees: discord, namefags, underage, jannies, R_Terra
Zaryan No.57785
>>57769
Translated: I use discord but using it is good only when I do it
Zaryan No.57786
>>57785
he forgot to dilate and now his cordclitty is leaking so he had to bring it to the zarty
Zaryan No.57788
>>57786
Exactly, dude has discord drama with this guy and decided to "my personal army" here

Zaryan No.57714 Reply
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Can somebody please behead elon musk 23 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57775
>>>57771
Found another proxy to post with and pedobait again award
Zaryan No.57776
>>57774
Its massadownie nigger leaking that he has been revealed to be a pedo nigger
Zaryan No.57778
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guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Zaryan No.57779
>>57776
>massadownie
no, he's just a local, obsessed spammer

Zaryan No.57721 Reply
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do zaryans also like radiohead? 2 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57757
maya likes limp bizkit
Zaryan No.57759
>>57721
I :zelligheart: RadioHead
Ironically one can discover a lot of nice music thanks to Ongezellig
Zaryan No.57765
>>57721
Cuckcore band
Zaryan No.57768
>>57721
Aryancore band

Zaryan No.57468 Reply
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I made a graph based on the visualizations of deel 1+2 about the popularity of ongezellig 39 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57662
>>57651
>Colombia
><1
Yeah, me and only me
Zaryan No.57740
>>57474
Even if it got 8M views, it's hard to make a second episode when you're burned out and depressed, but don't worry I understand you guys want to conveniently leave out half his reasons whenever you feel like coping and crying and pissing your pants a little bit.
Zaryan No.57742
broken by bbc above me
Zaryan No.57743
>>57650
>>57652
>"Look at us Internationals, we're the majority audience now and we are responsible for most of the good things that happened to Ongezellig hurt durr!!"
>Trends graph shows high correlation with rule 34 searches
>"THAT DAMN DUTCH AUDIENCE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF GOONERS HURR DURR!!"
I would ask how it feels to look in a mirror but you've probably avoided those for a while now since you're an ugly ESL nigger, retard.

Zaryan No.57581 Reply
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why is maya the least liked out of the trio?

i look like this and say this by the way

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Zaryan No.57710
>>57709
Coco's facade is genuine and sincere, it's simply her "better side of character", which she covers the other, "weak Coco" with.
Zaryan No.57711
>>57710
well it's not a facade, then.
Zaryan No.57713
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You watch what I say (Watch what I say)
Watch what I do, (Because I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
I know you're tryin' to get somewhere
You watch what you say (Watch what I do)
I'm gonna get on you, (I)
Really don't care, I really don't care
You're never gonna go nowhere
Zaryan No.57725
>>57709
>a facade, which Maya doesn’t have
The hell you say! Or did you forget where she told Coco she sits during the break? It’s a clumsy shield, and can therefore be dismantled quickly (as with her “Parkinson’s” excuse), but it’s still definitely there.
Actually, to some extent, her quietness in the classroom is a shield in and of itself; she’s so afraid of making a fool of herself in social situations that she doesn’t even try. Again, it’s a different shield from Coco’s, protecting different things for different reasons, but it’s still there

Zaryan No.57622 Reply
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Tiktok has been banned
Reelscacas are on suicide watch, GEG 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.57655
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Zaryan No.57657
>>57655
If you would please consult the charts
Zaryan No.57660
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Nada hamburguesa
Zaryan No.57678
>>57655
Elon put in his place geg
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