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Zaryan No.133635 Last Page

You will never be a real mass shooter. You have no motive, you have no manifesto, you have no combat skills. You are a homosexual man twisted by the Internet and discord groups into a crude mockery of Tarrant’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your botched suicide behind closed doors.

Chuds are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of shitposting have allowed chuds to sniff out failed normies with incredible efficiency. Even failtrolls who “blend in” look uncanny and unnatural to a chud. Your interests are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to spawn a couple of copycats, they'll end up the same way you did the second their shitty telegram bought guns jam.

You will never be white. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a gun, write some bullshit on a google doc, go to your nearest police station, and commit suicide by cop. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with an unmarked headstone, as to avoid every passerby for the rest of eternity spitting on your grave. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably brown.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

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Zaryan No.133864
>>133822
ExtremistGOD, DoInteract
Zaryan No.133935
>>133660
i mean if you've been rotting for long enough that your skeleton is visible i doubt it's going to be pearly white at that point
Zaryan No.134182
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If massa isnt a leftist then why are half the characters in ongezellig brown?
Zaryan No.134222
>>134182
Chuds are obsessed with racemixing

Zaryan No.131448 Last Page
should this be used as a bait reaction image on the sharty and 'ru forums? 36 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.134135
>>134115
GEEEEEEEEG DO HSTM’S REALLY???????!!!!!!!!
Zaryan No.134209
>>134115
Not sure how "controversial" works as Soytan sits at +73 and -61, while our queens humiliating the average Sharty user only sits at +48, -48.
Zaryan No.134211
>>134209
the controversy is that it's divisive, equal amount supporters and equal amount opposers means its the most divisive therefore most controversial
Zaryan No.134221
>the controversy is that it's divisive, equal amount supporters and equal amount opposers means its the most divisive therefore most controversial
>I am very smart

Zaryan No.134171
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browngazellig
Zaryan No.134178
brown show for brown people
Zaryan No.134179
thank you massa

Zaryan No.134112 Last Page
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I uploaded a full page of zellig artwork onto the booru Is it aryan? Or should I get a job? 12 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.134137
>uploaded art of the 3 most brimstone individuals
i knvvl kek
Zaryan No.134145
>>134125
He did the basics and not 500 tags
Zaryan No.134163
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>>134145
>He did the basics and not 500 tags
Zaryan No.134164
>>134145
We used to impale these people

Zaryan No.133953 Last Page
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I find it ironic that Mymycucks don’t realize that Mymy is mocking racists
>Obsessed with country/race she only has very loose connections to, proclaiming they are superior to all other races and countries in spite of not even being one of them
>Hating countries/peoples for stupid/petty reasons
>LARPing all the time
>No real friends
>Thinks they’re funny and popular when they’re just annoying and everyone hates them
>Obsessed over an “icon” of a “race/country” that has nothing to do with their ideals
>Fucking loser 22 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.134088
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>>134086
TRVE!! I like Coco, but Mymy is the most keyed and has fully redeemed her Oriental ethnicity with her devotion to Europe and it's people (specifically the Dutch although it's safe to assume that she thinks highly of other Europeans except for the B*lgs). So Mymy is honorary-Aryan and a trve race realist
Zaryan No.134100
>>134088
sisasisasisasisasisasisa
Zaryan No.134102
>>134100
Inb4 someone sneeds at this
Zaryan No.134104
ev&oe Massa said Mymy isn't racist, what now media literati?

Zaryan No.133993 Last Page
When the month old TikTok immigrant speaks I LISTEN and LEARN 11 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.134043
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>>134040
The Zaryan Kollective strikes again
Zaryan No.134045
>>134043
It really is that easy
Zaryan No.134072
>>134043
larp larp larp sahur
Zaryan No.134092
>>134015
>buck breaking maya
isn't that just 'p

Maya in the disabled characters wiki now appears in the first google results Zaryan No.134024 Last Page
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OH NONONONONO DISABLEDSISSIES WHAT IS THIS? 4 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.134075
>>134073
I care
Zaryan No.134076
It's not fun to mock disabled peopel. How dare you fucking chud! What if you were disabled???
Zaryan No.134080
>>134024
Autism Denial Disorder is no laughing matter.
Zaryan No.134089
>>134076
Yeah man we can't make fun of people who use /co/, that's insensitive to today's society

Zaryan No.134025 Last Page
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Hello ongezelligs. I found this site from youtube after watching the episodes made by Studio Massa.

What is it that you do on here? The Schoolocaust joke made by Mymy Schoppenboer was pretty funny haha. Are jokes like that common in this site?

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Zaryan No.134057
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>>134047
CIAfriends should investigate our agugu gems, it is very vital to understanding soyzellig.com
Zaryan No.134058
>>134057
aguguzellig.com sends its regards
Zaryan No.134070
>>134057
they should definitely study g.webp in detail, and then connected to it
'g.webm
Zaryan No.134071
they also should study sure.webp (very rare)

Zaryan No.133713 Last Page
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ongezellig_(Animated_Series)
Guess what Zaryans!
Don't worry this made the jannies sneed like nothing before! 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.133722
>>133718
When I made the thread it was already deleted, man this thing really made us unlikeable towards the normies
Zaryan No.133723
>>133722
>unlikeable towards the normies
That's good doe
Zaryan No.133724
>>133723
Not complaining about that, it's just funny it keeps on happening, the world wants this series for chudcels only
Zaryan No.134049
>>133724
maybe it would be better that way, ongezellig should be for us only

We need to animate our own zellig episodes or something. Zaryan No.133751 Last Page
File: 1784507104593.png (9.41 MB, 3737x4096, ClipboardImage.png)
  • Anyone can add a frame
  • Only hand drawn
  • No rules just add a frame
  • Anyone can improve existing frames
  • We need our top IQ soldiers to invent a good script thats not just edgy

First ever community made animation film. Get to work NOW!!

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Zaryan No.133965
>>133949
Maya gets dragged to a running in the 60s rehearsal. Yfke offers her some weed to deal with her anxiety. Maya enjoys the experience, but becomes even more non-productive than before. She kicks the habit with help, but is saddened at the realization that she may have to chose between being a social outcast and a junkie going forward.
Zaryan No.133966
maya eats a barrel of gunpowder and swallows a match and then explodes
Zaryan No.133967
mymy puts dynamite in mayas cereal and it explodes in her face and she's covered in black soot and her hairs all messed up and she chases mymy but mymy paints a door on the wall and goes through it but when maya tries to go through it she hits her face on the wall
Zaryan No.133968
>>133965
This but it's fent so she gets George Floyded

Cheng Dawei Zaryan No.133931 Last Page
Een presentatie die Ik een jaar geleden heb gemaakt. 1 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.133934
>>133932
no this belongs here for a reason ofzo
Zaryan No.133936
We've unlocked NAZ padding strategy
Zaryan No.133937
>>133936
lock it back up and throw away the key
Zaryan No.133943
>>133937
You're right, before we get to see unironic tranime with like 1 frame of Ongezellig in it

Mayamails animation collab Zaryan No.66986 Last Page
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since Zoot refuses to do a Mayamail animation collab, I'm making a thread for us to do it ourselves, how are we going to coordinate this Zaryans? 121 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.129445
upstein
Zaryan No.129446
>>129445
Gummy bump
Zaryan No.131726
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>mayamails
Zaryan No.133852
Bumo for relevancy, come on niggers

Zaryan No.133729 Last Page
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>cocofrog
>soymy
Why doesn't Maya get anything iconic? Very sad. 6 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.133748
sub5 mayacel trying to variantmaxx
Zaryan No.133750
>>133748
Shut up
Zaryan No.133820
Because Maya is perfect the way she is
Zaryan No.133821
>>133748
Gem

Zaryan No.61594 Last Page
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IM GONNA PUKE 13 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.61647
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Zaryan No.61837
>>61646
Gnosticism is coal by definition though
Zaryan No.61851
>>61837
Even though its not gnosticism but panpsychism (collective will ... that manifests in all of us)
Zaryan No.133759
>>61594
gem oldschool thread

Zaryan No.48522 Last Page
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>hello, ongezellig fetish artist
<yes hello >i would like to commission the girls… burning a pride flag! MWHAHAHAHAHA
<WHAT HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT YOU >ohh relax it's just a prank, a silly gag of mine
<phew alright… i thought you were one of those sharty people… now… what do you want
>i would like a picture of coco and a black man together….
<alright i can do that >and immidiately on the second panel her shooting the NIGGER in the head! MWHAHAHAHHAHA
<WHAT YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU DEAD WHERE YOU STAND 9 replies omitted.
Zaryan No.48532
>>>48531
Run out of 'jaks so he has to say >fail award
Zaryan No.48533
>>48531
bonus points for a self-referential post
Zaryan No.48601
>>48522
Gem
Zaryan No.133757
>>48522
gem
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