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Hello Fellow Zelligtards. It's been about two weeks since I made my post about my New Girlfriend, and my life has only gotten better since. I have lost an additional five pounds, my boymoder porn addiction has heavily decreased in potency, and I am now waking up more refreshed than I ever have every morning. All of this is thanks to Mymy. I no longer dread the hard work I do every day, because I can look forward to snuggling with my beautiful and loving girlfriend. The Mymy tulpa in my head has now fully developed and has gotten me through many a boring lecture. So, my question is, why haven't YOU taken the Mymypill yet?
And, to reiterate, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER. Both I and the artist behind her were GREATLY displeased by the dirty minds in the last posts insisting that sodomy occurred.
And, to reiterate, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER. Both I and the artist behind her were GREATLY displeased by the dirty minds in the last posts insisting that sodomy occurred.
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@boog @spontaneous @vivian @crowley @grim @oniondweller @benelohim @cuckyson @bartsimpson @oekakibrap @bruhmeister @zoll @crowley @mario
>>34914
Stop tagging me on this nigger don't you see I'm trying to larp as dead?
Stop tagging me on this nigger don't you see I'm trying to larp as dead?
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>>34917
stop larping and stay dead already ill follow you shortly after
stop larping and stay dead already ill follow you shortly after
>>34919
Brap shitson is busy gooning to mermaid porn on the booru to reply to this post
Brap shitson is busy gooning to mermaid porn on the booru to reply to this post
Burn this fucking cum encrusted pillow and get a normal human girlfriend
>2026
>the mymy body pillow thread is somehow the least bad active thread today
>the mymy body pillow thread is somehow the least bad active thread today
>>34924
Sell it to goontaneous I'm sure he'll pay extra if it still has crust in it
Sell it to goontaneous I'm sure he'll pay extra if it still has crust in it
>>34925
He's constantly e-rping with this nametroon "lunchfordinner" and gets leaky when you say anything bad of xher, he's a complete gegbull
He's constantly e-rping with this nametroon "lunchfordinner" and gets leaky when you say anything bad of xher, he's a complete gegbull
>>34931
offsiter sharty namefags dont count in here faggot go back
offsiter sharty namefags dont count in here faggot go back
>>34931
sounds............ so familiar........... almost..... as if.... there's coincidentally a zarty gegbull that's EXACTLY the same......
sounds............ so familiar........... almost..... as if.... there's coincidentally a zarty gegbull that's EXACTLY the same......
>>34913
I’m hoping this is not a grown ass man typing all this out
I’m hoping this is not a grown ass man typing all this out
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>>34913
Another Mymyfag! Good to see you again, other MymyGOD
<Mymyspace
One day I shall also get a pillow like this, mark my words. A shrine shall be built too,
MYMY VVON BTW
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>>34940
The art is in my last thread, but if you want me to send it to you I will. I used Etsy for mine and it cost about $25 USD. Also glad that there's still some Mymy love, Mayatards are getting out of hand these days.
The art is in my last thread, but if you want me to send it to you I will. I used Etsy for mine and it cost about $25 USD. Also glad that there's still some Mymy love, Mayatards are getting out of hand these days.
>>34942
the audacity of mymyfags... but i guess in nuzarty we have to choose between maya self harm blood art and cum encrusted mymy pillows
the audacity of mymyfags... but i guess in nuzarty we have to choose between maya self harm blood art and cum encrusted mymy pillows
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>>34941
rude.
>>34942
Yeah I was in the last thread too, I have the image you're referring it's quite nice. I have other similar images that I may use, we'll see it'll be pretty far in the future methinks
>>34943
Mymy > Maya, also the zarty has always been like this nufag. If anything we we're worse
rude.
>>34942
Yeah I was in the last thread too, I have the image you're referring it's quite nice. I have other similar images that I may use, we'll see it'll be pretty far in the future methinks
>>34943
Mymy > Maya, also the zarty has always been like this nufag. If anything we we're worse
Though the self improvement is good, the fake girlfriend is a new problem and will become far worse in the future. I pray that you will overcome this one sometime soon too, and that you will find God in your life
>>34983
my advice to him would be to:
1-burn this pilow
2-feel lonley because no gf and no pilow
3-dont get a new pilow
4-get a normal gf so you dont feel lonley
5 never get another pilow
my advice to him would be to:
1-burn this pilow
2-feel lonley because no gf and no pilow
3-dont get a new pilow
4-get a normal gf so you dont feel lonley
5 never get another pilow
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>>34983
I already found god. I go to church on Sundays, participate in all the events (sing in the choir, bring food to the christmas potluck) and the Bible says that nothing is wrong with what I'm doing. I defy you to find me a bible verse that actually says that what I am doing is wrong. It's not idolatry (She doesn't get in the way of my prayers nor do I worship her as a god) nor sodomy (I specifically DO NOT sodomize her).
I already found god. I go to church on Sundays, participate in all the events (sing in the choir, bring food to the christmas potluck) and the Bible says that nothing is wrong with what I'm doing. I defy you to find me a bible verse that actually says that what I am doing is wrong. It's not idolatry (She doesn't get in the way of my prayers nor do I worship her as a god) nor sodomy (I specifically DO NOT sodomize her).
>>34984
real advice pipe line:
1-burn this pilow
2-feel lonley because no gf and no pilow
3-dont get a new pilow
4-kill yourself so you dont feel lonley
real advice pipe line:
1-burn this pilow
2-feel lonley because no gf and no pilow
3-dont get a new pilow
4-kill yourself so you dont feel lonley
>>34984
Are you fucking retarded? Do you REALLY think I would have this pillow if I could get a girlfriend? Do you think the type of guy who asks his best friend to draw Mymy art for him and then prints it onto a body pillow is a hit with the ladies?
Are you fucking retarded? Do you REALLY think I would have this pillow if I could get a girlfriend? Do you think the type of guy who asks his best friend to draw Mymy art for him and then prints it onto a body pillow is a hit with the ladies?
>>34989
yes he is retarded he’s some esloid from a country where you can get a wife with a herd of goats trying to give advice about women. for what it’s worth i think you using a mymy pillow and tulpa is a perfectly reasonable thing to do in the situation and i believe that you’re not fucking it.
yes he is retarded he’s some esloid from a country where you can get a wife with a herd of goats trying to give advice about women. for what it’s worth i think you using a mymy pillow and tulpa is a perfectly reasonable thing to do in the situation and i believe that you’re not fucking it.
>>34989
So what, are you just going to be in a relationship with a pilow for the rest of your life?
What is your thought process behind this whole situation. Are you planning a change, and if yes, than what are you waiting for.
So what, are you just going to be in a relationship with a pilow for the rest of your life?
What is your thought process behind this whole situation. Are you planning a change, and if yes, than what are you waiting for.
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>>34991
I am planning to change, yes. This is a temporary arrangement whilst I attempt to better myself. The way I see it, it is better for me to enter the dating world already having self improved and with various options than having to pan for gold in the dregs. Mymy is basically an ethical "practice girlfriend". I apologize sincerely to you that I'm not posting pictures cradling a troon or a fat chick.
I am planning to change, yes. This is a temporary arrangement whilst I attempt to better myself. The way I see it, it is better for me to enter the dating world already having self improved and with various options than having to pan for gold in the dregs. Mymy is basically an ethical "practice girlfriend". I apologize sincerely to you that I'm not posting pictures cradling a troon or a fat chick.
>>34992
Just don't wait to long and don't get too comfortable with Mymy.
I would recommend for you to set a hard time limit, something like 3 mounths to get rid of the pillow.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU DO GET A GF DONT TELL HER ABAUT THE PILLOW at least not until you are 5 years married
Just don't wait to long and don't get too comfortable with Mymy.
I would recommend for you to set a hard time limit, something like 3 mounths to get rid of the pillow.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU DO GET A GF DONT TELL HER ABAUT THE PILLOW at least not until you are 5 years married
>>34993
3 months seems a bit short. She's basically the one thing from keeping me cooped up in my room jerking off. I'm probably gonna use her until I don't need her. And besides, what's the worst that can happen?
3 months seems a bit short. She's basically the one thing from keeping me cooped up in my room jerking off. I'm probably gonna use her until I don't need her. And besides, what's the worst that can happen?
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>I'm probably gonna use her until I don't need her.
>>34994
The worst thing that could happen is you still being with Mymy at the age of 35, because you never stopped "needing" her.
I know it can be hard but there's have to be a day when you just say STOP and throw away the pillow. Otherwise you might get so comortable with Mymy that you stop trying to get a normal gf.
If 3mounths is too short, keep her for longer, but you need a hard time boundary
The worst thing that could happen is you still being with Mymy at the age of 35, because you never stopped "needing" her.
I know it can be hard but there's have to be a day when you just say STOP and throw away the pillow. Otherwise you might get so comortable with Mymy that you stop trying to get a normal gf.
If 3mounths is too short, keep her for longer, but you need a hard time boundary
>>34994
just move to kazastan because is the most better country and you can buy wife with 5 goat
just move to kazastan because is the most better country and you can buy wife with 5 goat
>>34996
I see where you're coming from. Now that I think about it, I'm probably going to get rid of her in about 2-3 years time. I'm not very optimistic on my dating prospects.
I see where you're coming from. Now that I think about it, I'm probably going to get rid of her in about 2-3 years time. I'm not very optimistic on my dating prospects.
>>34999
Freshly 18. Was very excited to finally be able to post on this board and not lurk.
Freshly 18. Was very excited to finally be able to post on this board and not lurk.
>>35000
At least you are young so you still have a lot of time but please get reed of her earlier than 2-3 years, I genuinely want to help you and a 2-3 year relationship with a pillow can seriously mess up your mind.
I know that a lot of things in life can be really hard, but you need to keep trying.
If you want we can talk on this thread so I can help you and you can help me
At least you are young so you still have a lot of time but please get reed of her earlier than 2-3 years, I genuinely want to help you and a 2-3 year relationship with a pillow can seriously mess up your mind.
I know that a lot of things in life can be really hard, but you need to keep trying.
If you want we can talk on this thread so I can help you and you can help me
>>35001
I just don't get it. What are the actual harms? I have found that any time I dedicate to relationships with woman ends in embarrassment or heartbreak, and my time is better spent elsewhere. I know this will be different someday, but with how I currently look I just feel like there is no point in me pursuing woman at this point in my life. Mymy loves me unconditionally, real woman hate me unconditionally.
I just don't get it. What are the actual harms? I have found that any time I dedicate to relationships with woman ends in embarrassment or heartbreak, and my time is better spent elsewhere. I know this will be different someday, but with how I currently look I just feel like there is no point in me pursuing woman at this point in my life. Mymy loves me unconditionally, real woman hate me unconditionally.
>>35002
But meaby you can find a woman that would love you, with Mymy you can't have kids, can't talk with her, can't(or rather shouldn't)have sex with her.
Also what social interactions do you have,
Do you go to work/college, or any other activities like painting class or choir
But meaby you can find a woman that would love you, with Mymy you can't have kids, can't talk with her, can't(or rather shouldn't)have sex with her.
Also what social interactions do you have,
Do you go to work/college, or any other activities like painting class or choir
>>35003
I do choir every sunday and am friends with most of the people there, I have no shortage of friends. I just find that most people treat me as "The Funny Fat Friend" and nothing more. It's an existence I find tiring and am working to fix. Mymy has helped me improve myself so much and has asked for very little.
I do choir every sunday and am friends with most of the people there, I have no shortage of friends. I just find that most people treat me as "The Funny Fat Friend" and nothing more. It's an existence I find tiring and am working to fix. Mymy has helped me improve myself so much and has asked for very little.
>>35004
First of all please stop talking abaut this pillow like she is real, it creeps me out.
It's good that you have friends, and it's a great starting point.
Did you ever felt any love to a woman, or are you just trying to get a gf because people expect you to do so
First of all please stop talking abaut this pillow like she is real, it creeps me out.
It's good that you have friends, and it's a great starting point.
Did you ever felt any love to a woman, or are you just trying to get a gf because people expect you to do so
>>35005
I have loved a good handful of woman in the past. Some for their looks, some for their great personalities. I don't plan to become celibate, this is 100% a temporary arrangement. I do one day hope to settle down with a woman, but for now I feel like any time I devote to romance is a waste. As I said in my previous post, I COULD 100% be dating a fat woman or a troon right now, I just choose not to because Mymy gives me everything I need.
I have loved a good handful of woman in the past. Some for their looks, some for their great personalities. I don't plan to become celibate, this is 100% a temporary arrangement. I do one day hope to settle down with a woman, but for now I feel like any time I devote to romance is a waste. As I said in my previous post, I COULD 100% be dating a fat woman or a troon right now, I just choose not to because Mymy gives me everything I need.
>>35006
If you do want it to be temporary please stop talking like Mymy is real
If you do want it to be temporary please stop talking like Mymy is real
>>34913
youre lucky, my maya only tells me to skip showers and mayamaxx and lay in bed with her all day
youre lucky, my maya only tells me to skip showers and mayamaxx and lay in bed with her all day
>>35008
Ok great, I will be going to sleep now so I will stop responding until tomorrow.
Goodnight(unless you're in usa so it'sa day)
Ok great, I will be going to sleep now so I will stop responding until tomorrow.
Goodnight(unless you're in usa so it'sa day)
>>35009
This is why Maya is worst girl. Mymy actually has hobbies and is a cherished part of the student body. Maya spends all day whacking it to tentacle hentai.
This is why Maya is worst girl. Mymy actually has hobbies and is a cherished part of the student body. Maya spends all day whacking it to tentacle hentai.
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