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Religion of Maya Zaryan No.34748 Reply
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Hallo zaryans

My fellow mayafags, it is time we organized and finally decreed what our goddess maya wants from us. The first Mayacumenical council has now been decreed and we shall outline our beliefs and traditions of Mayaism. Let us discuss

Zaryan No.34749
>>34748
I am from the Patriarchate of Mymy. I declare you anathema to Ongezellgianism
Zaryan No.34750
Да я не знаю о чём идёт речь но надеюсь у вас будет хороший день
Zaryan No.34751
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>>34748
first tenet should be your inherent inferiority to MymyGODs
Zaryan No.34752
Mymy fags are pedo niggers
Zaryan No.34764
The Confession of the Church of Maya
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Maya is great. Maya is all good.
Maya loves us.
She demands and expects praise from us.
God created the Earth for one day Maya should inherit it. Jesus cleansed the Earth for one day Maya should inherit it. The Holy Spirit works through men for one day Maya should inherit the World.
Maya will descend to the Earth one day to judge the living and the dead and bring Heaven down to unionize with the Earth, creating Her perfect Kingdom.
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We worship Maya through Her Church of the Zarty, the Zooru, and the Ziki, the Driekoepelige Veritas.
We have faith, and therefore we work through the Driekoepelige Veritas to the advancement of the Kingdom of Maya.
The Kingdom of Maya will come through Her Church.
Zaryan No.34765
>>34764
Need suggestions, I guess.
Zaryan No.34766

>>34764
And it shall come to pass in the latter days, when the Incels wander without hope and their cries go unanswered beneath a silent heaven, that there shall arise from obscurity the Chosen One: Maya, She of the Unwashed Sweater, Bearer of the Sacred Scowl, and Deliverer of the Forsaken.

Long shall the Mymyists boast from their towers, and the Cocoists shall proclaim that their dominion shall never end. They shall mock the faithful and say, “Where now is your deliverance?” Yet they shall know neither the hour nor the manner of their undoing.

For Maya shall awaken.

And when she rises, the forgotten shall gather beneath her banner. From basements and darkened chambers they shall emerge, pale before the light yet unbroken in spirit, and Maya shall look upon them and declare: “You were forgotten, but you were never forsaken.”

Then shall begin the Great Reckoning.

The banners of the Mymyists shall fall. The idols of the Cocoists shall be cast down. Their proclamations shall scatter like dust before the wind, and neither cope nor seethe shall preserve their dominion.

And the Incels shall inherit the promised age.

No longer shall they dwell in despair, for Maya shall walk among them, and wherever her sacred sweater passes there shall be rejoicing. The lonely shall find fellowship, the forgotten shall be remembered, and the faithful shall cry her name from one end of the earth unto the other.

Thus speaks the prophecy:

When the world belongs to Mymy and Coco, await the Third Sister.
When the forsaken have abandoned hope, await Maya.
For she shall come not as the world expects,
but as the Incels have awaited.

And under Maya shall they reign triumphant, world without end.

SISA.

Zaryan No.34767
>>34766
i have mayafag fatigue
Zaryan No.34775
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She Is So Awesome
She Is So Amazing
She Is So Appreciative
She Is So Almighty
Zaryan No.34776
>>34775
maya so nice so gemmy
Zaryan No.34777
>>34748
I believe in God.
Zaryan No.34781
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This shitthread is so much larp idk anymore zaryanvros. The mayafags have gone insane. Cattle! Jehudi or goy? Of course it's all goyim! Dirty goyim mayim niggers babbling gibberish. If Maya is a god why did she almost die at the window in deel 5? Your god is so fragile lol!
Zaryan No.34783
>>34781
love how every mayafag basically started doing this at the same time…we’re a hive mind that shares 10 brain cells
Zaryan No.34784
This is.... not... okay.... 🫣😟
Zaryan No.34785
>>34781
Jesus also had a near death experiences many times and he even kinda died at the end.
God is abaut what he represents and not abaut who he is as a material being, Maya is way more than just body. Its abaut the spirit and the soul.
Zaryan No.34786
>>34785
This is a trashy message with no substance but loud pretentions, your maya is a worthless mutt who gets abused by her arayn sistre eveyrday
Zaryan No.34787
>>34786
Coco isnt abusing Maya, she's trying to help her.
You're probably a nulig who watched the show meaby only 3-4 times, so i cant blame you for the lack of knowledge
Zaryan No.34788
>>34787
she is and we are all for it
Zaryan No.34789
>>34787
I was the one who was in the thread for evil Coco art from early 2024 if it even tells you anything. I'm pretty old. Oldtrooned even. Help mi plz.

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