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Hey Zelligtards. I figured this would be a nice place to post a picture of what I can only describe as My New Girlfriend. I have recently been trying to ween myself off Erotic AI Roleplay and Boymoder Porn and figured this would be a good way to do so. The idea is to basically use her like a girlfriend, as someone who makes me want to improve my awful lifestyle. I've already had what I can best describe as a Tulpa of Mymy in my head for the last three months, and she's already helped me lose 30 pounds and start lifting.
Before anyone says, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER. That would be a sin.
The question is: Do you guys think this is AT ALL a good idea?
(Art was custom made by a friend. If anyone wants HQ I'll post it)
Before anyone says, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER. That would be a sin.
The question is: Do you guys think this is AT ALL a good idea?
(Art was custom made by a friend. If anyone wants HQ I'll post it)
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>I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER
And you expect us to believe that?
And you expect us to believe that?
>>34422
Yes, I do. The whole point of this "Exercise" so to speak is to eliminate my bad habits by having someone care for, to be there for. And Masturbation is one of my bad habits, thus no sodomy.
Yes, I do. The whole point of this "Exercise" so to speak is to eliminate my bad habits by having someone care for, to be there for. And Masturbation is one of my bad habits, thus no sodomy.
>>34421
>My New Girlfriend
>trying to ween myself off Erotic AI Roleplay and Boymoder Porn
Fuck this shitty site summers over i have no reason to be here anymore.
Agugu is dead. Agugu remains dead. And we have killed her. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?
>My New Girlfriend
>trying to ween myself off Erotic AI Roleplay and Boymoder Porn
Fuck this shitty site summers over i have no reason to be here anymore.
Agugu is dead. Agugu remains dead. And we have killed her. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?
you need to fucking die nigga, i want to see you hanged and lynched. You don't deserve to breathe after posting this shit, I fucking depise you and i want to see your lifeless body raped
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ZELLIGSISTERS... I...
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>>34434
Here you go. Do as you with with these.
Here you go. Do as you with with these.
>>34451
my cumsock reached a state where it turned into a solid object and was able to make an audible noise when i dropped it, it also stinked so badly like canned sweet corn. whats worse is that my mother discovered where i hid it but its nice she didnt say a single word. i hear that if given enough time, cumsocks can grow a mushroom if you nourish it well enough
my cumsock reached a state where it turned into a solid object and was able to make an audible noise when i dropped it, it also stinked so badly like canned sweet corn. whats worse is that my mother discovered where i hid it but its nice she didnt say a single word. i hear that if given enough time, cumsocks can grow a mushroom if you nourish it well enough
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>>34421
I wanna do dis too some day, trvst me I am making my own Mymy tulpa actually It's just taken a while since It's hard for me to take out the time to really engage with her. I do bring her out occasionally to motivate me and such
I wanna do dis too some day, trvst me I am making my own Mymy tulpa actually It's just taken a while since It's hard for me to take out the time to really engage with her. I do bring her out occasionally to motivate me and such
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>>34456
Finally someone in this thread who actually has half a brain. My advice for fully forming a tulpa in your head is, whenever you're about to quit, think "What would Mymy say?" Eventually you stop consciously activating her in your head and she just starts talking on her own.
Finally someone in this thread who actually has half a brain. My advice for fully forming a tulpa in your head is, whenever you're about to quit, think "What would Mymy say?" Eventually you stop consciously activating her in your head and she just starts talking on her own.
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>>34421
Jus a reminder that she is 16yo, so if you watch any zelig porn(i know you do) it classifies as loli
Jus a reminder that she is 16yo, so if you watch any zelig porn(i know you do) it classifies as loli
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this is some shit the san diego brap would do. burn the fucking thing and go read the easy peasy method if you want to quit your porn addiction
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>>34462
Easy peasy my balls because MY method is working for me. I'm down to 6 day intervals (used to be once/twice daily). Hoping to be down to 0 times period soon. Mymy has helped me improve so much and I am eternally grateful for her company.
Easy peasy my balls because MY method is working for me. I'm down to 6 day intervals (used to be once/twice daily). Hoping to be down to 0 times period soon. Mymy has helped me improve so much and I am eternally grateful for her company.
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This thread is BAAADDDD BRO LIKE REALLY REALLY BAD
>>34464
Are you the heckin' wojak in this post? Like a doll of sorts you know like dolls
Are you the heckin' wojak in this post? Like a doll of sorts you know like dolls
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>>34463
>i’m eternally grateful for her company
it’s a body pillow of a 16 year old girl. grow attached to this this thing and you’ll just replace a bad habit with another
>i’m eternally grateful for her company
it’s a body pillow of a 16 year old girl. grow attached to this this thing and you’ll just replace a bad habit with another
>>34468
it's true. i was attached to this fleshlight i taped with a kobayashi san poster on, but the depravity got worse that i ended up posting on the zarty 24/7
it's true. i was attached to this fleshlight i taped with a kobayashi san poster on, but the depravity got worse that i ended up posting on the zarty 24/7
>>34468
I'm the healthiest I've ever been and have shed away almost all my insecurities, I'd argue that is a lot better for me than losing 2 hours of my day and getting microtears in my penis. My attachment to Mymy will only improve my life.
I'm the healthiest I've ever been and have shed away almost all my insecurities, I'd argue that is a lot better for me than losing 2 hours of my day and getting microtears in my penis. My attachment to Mymy will only improve my life.
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>>34469
nuzelles have no shame
nuzelles have no shame
This thread keeps getting worse every time I look at it. This nigger has a sentient cumsock aside from the Mymee body pillow and somehow he claims to be being cured by said body pillow. Mymy tulpamancy doesn't work, you're just a freak !
>>34477
We're both posting on an Ongezellig forum you have no right to get on your high horse here. And she literally has cured me. Argue with results numbnuts.
We're both posting on an Ongezellig forum you have no right to get on your high horse here. And she literally has cured me. Argue with results numbnuts.
>>34480
I feel like most of you are missing the point. I am specifically NOT masturbating in, on, or around Mymy.
I feel like most of you are missing the point. I am specifically NOT masturbating in, on, or around Mymy.
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>>34494
well sorry ill leave if you want
well sorry ill leave if you want
>>34493
I love self harming for maya, everytime i go to work i think about how much blood i could be losing for my SISA. Cocofags and mymycux don’t understand this. I don’t just love maya with all my heart and soul, but i live for her. I wouldn’t kill myself because then i wouldn’t be able to see maya anymore, i emulate all her behaviors and sometimes wish i was born a girl so i could be just like her. I WILL CUT FOR YOU MAYA
I love self harming for maya, everytime i go to work i think about how much blood i could be losing for my SISA. Cocofags and mymycux don’t understand this. I don’t just love maya with all my heart and soul, but i live for her. I wouldn’t kill myself because then i wouldn’t be able to see maya anymore, i emulate all her behaviors and sometimes wish i was born a girl so i could be just like her. I WILL CUT FOR YOU MAYA
>>34497
A real Mayachad will hang himself bc that is what Maya would've done
A real Mayachad will hang himself bc that is what Maya would've done
>>34499
She would've hang herself if not for Coco and Mymy, so if you don't have 2 adoptive sister from which one is a duch nationalist, feel free to hang yourself
She would've hang herself if not for Coco and Mymy, so if you don't have 2 adoptive sister from which one is a duch nationalist, feel free to hang yourself
>>34500
b-b-but then i cant slit my wrists for maya and drink the blood out of a golden goblet forged by Swedish dwarves :(
b-b-but then i cant slit my wrists for maya and drink the blood out of a golden goblet forged by Swedish dwarves :(
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Why the fuck did a bunch of Mayafags invade this thread. MAYA SUCKS! She's just not an endearing character at all. All she ever does is watch tentacle hentai and be a pain in the ass.
>>34571
it was just me, mayas top fag, then some random nigger started posting oniongroomer gifs.
it was just me, mayas top fag, then some random nigger started posting oniongroomer gifs.
>>34439
Ya right l, see you when you stop soyjak larping (no one is frosting you too say)
Ya right l, see you when you stop soyjak larping (no one is frosting you too say)
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>>34583
im a stupid nigger who accidentally pressed submit immediately
im a stupid nigger who accidentally pressed submit immediately
>>34581
op stands on point that he didn’t sodomize his body pillow in a xitter post
op stands on point that he didn’t sodomize his body pillow in a xitter post
>>34593
No incentive at all, further proof he raped his mymy body pillow while watching tranny porn
No incentive at all, further proof he raped his mymy body pillow while watching tranny porn
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>Mexibrap mosque shooter
>Turkish nigger shooter
>Tranny-porn addicted mymy rapist
Mymycucks this is who you are
>Turkish nigger shooter
>Tranny-porn addicted mymy rapist
Mymycucks this is who you are
>>34598
we always win no matter what, all those blood sacrifices and self harm i do for her pay off
we always win no matter what, all those blood sacrifices and self harm i do for her pay off
>>34599
the maya self harm posting on the zarty can be compared as bbc posting on 4cuck. its spammed by da joos to demoralize us
the maya self harm posting on the zarty can be compared as bbc posting on 4cuck. its spammed by da joos to demoralize us
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>>34597
It seems as though I'm the only Aryan Mymyfag
It seems as though I'm the only Aryan Mymyfag
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>>34602
gemmy mymyfag
gemmy mymyfag
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