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Probably like wet, greasy and funny (in weird way)

Probably like wet, greasy and funny (in a good way)

>>33699
Like shit
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Would you be friends with Maya?

>>33706
She wouldn't want to be friends with anyone

Would (You) want to be friends with Maya?

>>33708
Yes

>>33701
>probably like wet, greasy and funny(in a good way)

>>33706
Yes i'd love to be friends with maya she's SISA

>>33701
wet, greasy, and funny what

>>33714
funny cause it smells like pepernoten

I like her because she's me. (You) and (Me) are nothing alike, mayafag. Learn your place, mayafag: (You) are nothing compared to us trve MayaDEITIES. (You) will never be a true MayaGOD. (You) aren't asocial. (You) aren't a bed rotting loser. (You) aren't sad. (You) don't cut Maya into your thigh. (You) aren't a shitskin mutt. (You) aren't fugly. (You) don't praise and worship Maya like we do. Instead, (You) want to date her. (You) don't know that Maya's empire is not of the physical realm. (You) will never be a real MayaDEITY. Sacrifice (You)r life for Maya. Do it now.

>>33715
it probably smells like piss
>>33716
>I like her because she's me
mayatrannies...

>>33716
TSMT she's literally me

>>33717
I put her in some warm water.

>>33711
tsmt...

>>33716
Yes I'm none of those things

>>>33716 (You)
>Yes I'm none of those things

>>33716
You are a smelly shitskin and you are not cute. Just end your life now. No one will ever love you, even abominations like you, cuz irl you are all terrible.

I know and I will.

>>33724
MAYA SISA

>MAYA SISA

>>33722
It's the second time you're cocoquoting me geg

>>33726
All Mayas are SISAs

>>33716
You may do blood sacrifices, yet fail to acknowledge that semen is a much more potent source of spiritual energy than blood is. There is a reason that every spiritual practice strictly contains its use. Just mentioning.

>>33729

>>33729
I'm not a zelligpedo, doe.

>>33727
It's an inferiority paradox for trve MayaDEITIES. (We) recognize that we are inferior to Cococels and Mymyfags in the physical realm, yet superior to them spiritually as Maya is not merely a cartoon girl to be praised, she is an angel that demands (Our) worship and sacrifice.

>>33729
Implying?

>>33733
That they are fools or larps for not fully committing.

>>33729
mayaclitties can now jerk off AND praise satan at the same time, which they probably consider great news

>>33735
crowley says this and does this

>>33732
>mayafaggots are absolutely weak
>they brag about it with coping about le higher spirit
>they are literally cultists who worship Maya like a goddess which demands sacrifice (direct quoting)
This is getting really bad

>>33737
christcucks can’t imagine worshipping another made up being

>>33737

>>33738
Maya is a demon, a pajeet hindu deity I mean

>>33739
It's just getting worse

>>33740
Maya is a fucking being of divine light and love, a shitskin mutt with green aryan eyes who sees through all the clitty leak and is worthy of our worship because of how beautiful she is
It’s aryan to want to worship a brownoid(christcucks do this everyday)

>>33736
He was an std infested freak who practiced homosexual sex

>>33699
Cheesy

>>33706
Yes

Threads like these show why mayacucks need to be oppressed as women ought to be for society to function.

>>33732
mayanist corruption grows stronger, they MUST be stopped

>>33752
MayaDEITIES can't replace (You), don't worry (because (Our) lifespans are short).

>>33736
crowley is under satanic influence and the name itself has satanic connotations. not a good day for mayacucks

>>33753
Marge but ive been alive for 483 years

>>33722
Coco if she stopped hanging out with that tranny loving nigger

>>33743
different crowley, talking about the namefag xitterclucka

>>33757
>there are 2 satanic faggot crowleys

>>33758
what a great day for having a dedicated cocofrog folder

>>33753
omgsisa its our deity Maya

Maya is so SISA

>>33753
OMG MAYA

>>33761

>>33758
I do NOT worship satan

>>33766
>doesn't even try to deny the other claim

>>33767
I'm stealing these and making a new cocofrog folder

>>33768
MAYACUCKS GET LAUGHED AT BY THEIR OWN FOLDERS

>>33769
maya is amazing and you are now my personal cocofrog folder person, pls send more cocofrogs

>>33770
>mayafails develop parasocial relations with posters on an anonymous forum

>>33771
*mayaDEITIES

Maya is cute but she will never be real, we need to succumb to this and stay 'cels

>>33773
>she isn't real
Yes she is, that's why I'm inventing a machine to see her

>>33774
Let me use it

>>33773
maya is real, in my HEART.

>>33776
I'll send you the blueprint in your messages

>>33774
whats this machine supposed to be?

>>33780
Stardream from Kirby: Planet Robobot

>>33780
Puts you in the zelligverse

>>33782
yo can I have it?

>>33780
i meant machete, sorry typo

>this thread

>we are legion for we are ma-ACKKKK

>>33784
gek!

>>33779
Very good
>>33785
Nein this thread is hecking based or something

>>33785
this thread is goated