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Hi zaryans im 18 now and i got kicked out Zaryan No.30551
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i got kicked out of my house and am currently homeless who lives in las vegas nevada and wants to house me. i have 100 dollars in cash i can give to you
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Zaryan No.30552
Really?
Zaryan No.30553
>>30552
yeah im not joking
im currently at a public library on this site
i tested positive for weed and my nigger mom is kicking me out until i test negative
which is like 2 weeks
Zaryan No.30554
>>30553
this isnt a joke post btw. i genuinely need somewhere to live. im a woman and i can cook and clean and i also have 100 dollars
Zaryan No.30555
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bro got caught with reefer
Zaryan No.30556
>>30555
i dont know what that means
No sphere No.30557
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Saghed haaa I awyour ftead jilewss2l
Zaryan No.30558
what should i do
Zaryan No.30559
>>30558
Do you have any family that isn't your mother
Zaryan No.30560
Basically ask anyone you ACTUALLY know, be it your grandpa or aunt or whatever the fuck, even a friend would understand
Zaryan No.30561
>>30559
dad said hes happy and i deserve it
grandma says no
mom says no
brother says no
i have no friends because everyone hates me
so im just homeless
Zaryan No.30562
>>30560
i asked my one friend but he hasnt replied i think hes busy
Zaryan No.30563
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nasty ass homeless hoe
Zaryan No.30564
>>30561
your parents are right btw, you smoke niggerweed, you should taste nigger life
find a shelter for the homeless nearby, spend some time with those people and you will never want to look at drugs again
Zaryan No.30565
>>30561
How long can you stay at the public library? Might be worth a shot to ask every contact and in the meantime ask help at the reception and see if anyone has some good in their hearts to help you. I am also not sure how legal this thing is, in Europe you can't be kicked out into the streets without a place to actually live in
Zaryan No.30566
>>30565
i can stay for 7 more hours
i dont have a phone or computer my mom took all of them, im using the library computer
Zaryan No.30567
>>30564
Oh yeah definitely drugs are prime goyslop, nothing good ever comes out of them, still I don't like you being on the streets
Zaryan No.30568
>>30564
i dont have a phone or anything just the library computer
Zaryan No.30569
>>30563
been homless for one hour btw
Zaryan No.30570
>>30566
Do you know any phone numbers from the few friends you probably have, even if you just met them once. Otherwise ask a kind soul and see if they help you
Zaryan No.30571
And when I mean a kind soul I mean like an old lady
Zaryan No.30572
>>30570
i literally have no irl friends geg i asked one on instagram but he hasnt rplied yet, assuming hes at work
Zaryan No.30573
>>30572
Then wait for that, but do ask around, because when those 7 hours are up you'll be forced to seek shelter in the cement hell of Las Vegas downtown, or worse, be forced into the sewers
Zaryan No.30574
>>30573
im in a nice area rn
Zaryan No.30575
>>30574
Two weeks outside are two weeks, now go search for someone who is available to either point you to a place where you can sleep or to someone who can house you out of their own kindness
Zaryan No.30576
>>30575
i dont want to ask any strangers at this library. theyre using these computers too so theyre probably not in the means to house a complete stranger
Zaryan No.30577
>>30576
Try to search for someone older, female possibly, not asking is not worth the 5 seconds of shame that you experience by actually asking
znca literally who nobody No.30578
just buy a new house
Zaryan No.30579
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>just buy a new house
Zaryan No.30580
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>just buy a new house
Zaryan No.30581
I heard the Vazquez family has an empty room, might be nearby, perhaps they could take you in.
Zaryan No.30582
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I am sure she'll make it
Zaryan No.30583
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Walk into oncoming traffic that way the hospital will be forced to take you in bitch
Zaryan No.30584
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isn't it sweet, thoughever. a zaryan foidlet is in dire straits and xer first refuge is /zellig/. ain't that a gemmyrald!
Zaryan No.30585
>>30583
Kill yourself tranny
>>30584
Live yourself
Zaryan No.30586
>>30584
>a zaryan foidlet
neuron activation, we all wonder who that might be
Zaryan No.30587
>>30583
boog please stop existing
Zaryan No.30588
>>30586
im currently asking my friend right now to get me an uber
Zaryan No.30589
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>>30584
Deep down we're wholesome chunguses too
Zaryan No.30590
>>30589
it would be more wholesome if one of you housed me
Zaryan No.30591
>>30588
Is this OP? Wouldn't it be better for your friend to house you?
Zaryan No.30592
>>30590
We're not big enough to have every poster in every city on Earth
Zaryan No.30593
>>30591
yes its op
i dont have any friends im a loser no one likes me
im a very cute girl doey
Zaryan No.30594
>>30593
Then force that totally not your friend that just called you a cab to please house you, it seems the easiest thing to do, otherwise find a homeless shelter
Zaryan No.30595
>>30593
>i dont have any friends im a loser no one likes me
>im a very cute girl
does not compute
Zaryan No.30596
>>30595
okay i have a few friends but theyre all from high school and they cant house me cause theyre all like 17/18
my mom can get me to a homeless shelter
Zaryan No.30597
>>30596
>okay i have a few friends
why do foids just lie for no reason
Zaryan No.30598
>>30581
kek
Zaryan No.30599
>>30597
im not lying im just saying that having "friends" is pretty much useless since im not close with any of them enough for them to fucking house me
Zaryan No.30600
>>30596
>They're like 18
Ask the ones who are 18, trust me you have way more opportunities to easily coast off what would be something life ruining for some
Zaryan No.30601
>>30599
Then ask them, the worst that could happen is that they tell you no
Zaryan No.30602
>>30600
havent replied yet
Zaryan No.30603
>>30601
>worst they can say is no
yes and then ill be sleeping on the streets you retarded nigger
Zaryan No.30604
>>30551
this glows. You are definitely a glowie mk ultra nigger
Zaryan No.30605
>>30603
and if you don't ask them you will sleep on what exactly?
Zaryan No.30606
>>30604
schizo ITT
no ive literally been on this site for a year now some of you have recognized my posting style
Zaryan No.30607
>>30605
worst case scenario is my mom can order me an uber to go to a shelter
Zaryan No.30608
>>30607
unless she finds out you asked your friends for help, right?
Zaryan No.30609
>>30607
>kicked out of house
>will still pay for an uber for you
is this consistent?
Zaryan No.30610
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>Cute girl from Soy Vegas here!
>Any beautiful chuddies willingly to house a foid in need?
Zaryan No.30611
>>30606
how should I believe you? Just days after the san diego shooting, a WOMAN starts posting saying they have 100 dollars and would like to stay in a fellow zaryans home. Keep in mind that the majority of posters here are male. Check and mate you moloch worshipping glownigger
Zaryan No.30612
>>30611
nulig...
Zaryan No.30613
youre probably trying to spike peoples drinks as well, fucking faggot
Zaryan No.30614
Go stay at a Shelter and STAY OFF THE WEED. Las Vegas may be the last place on earth where you want to pick up a degenerate lifestyle. See if you can pick up menial employment, but considering you pissing positive on a test resulted in your banishment, that's out of the question. Regardless, find something to keep you occupied.
Zaryan No.30615
>>30611
To be fair there's Lidly, anyways it doesn't hurt us to provide advice and suggestions over what to do, even if the timing is both comical and suspicious
Zaryan No.30616
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>>30593
The Zelty Community Center is open 7/24 op, come on in!
Zaryan No.30617
I am the smartest person in this thread
Zaryan No.30618
>>30616
stop posting this weird chud
Zaryan No.30619
>>30607
Then go there, it seems you have things figured out to an extent
Zaryan No.30620
>>30615
its vivian geg
Zaryan No.30621
>i got kicked out of my house and am currently homeless who lives in las vegas nevada and wants to house me. i have 100 dollars in cash i can give to you
Zaryan No.30622
>>30620
Oh it's fucking Vivian, ok then OP is legit
Zaryan No.30623
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>>30551
sisa... please live with me my queen... maybe cosplay maya too so we can cvddle tqgether...
Zaryan No.30624
>>30622
yeah
im currently getting an uber to my friends house rn
Zaryan No.30625
>>30620
finally got it award
Zaryan No.30626
>>30624
See you in two weeks then and don't smoke weed
Zaryan No.30627
>>30626
logging off now, cab will be here any minute
Zaryan No.30628
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Zaryan No.30629
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>>30627
>the cab in question:
Zaryan No.30630
>>30629
kek, 'apeson is driving the cab
Zaryan No.30631
>>30630
The library gave me a free ipad
Zaryan No.30632
>>30631
>nooooooooo I can't talk to people and literally no one likes me
>gets free ipads
you're going to be alright
Zaryan No.30633
>>30631
did you beg and cry for it or something?
Zaryan No.30634
>>30633
No they offered it to me geeeeeg
Zaryan No.30635
>woman
>Now 18
>Geeeeeeeeeeeg
Welcome back vivian
Zaryan No.30636
>>30635
Hi
Zaryan No.30637
Hopefully you learn a thing or two about what is like to be a lone adult in the world without anything to do or anywhere to go and finally fix your life
Try to find some easy job like working as assistant on some market or whatever
Zaryan No.30638
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>>30637
she's a foid, she literally cannot lose. unless she gets into harder drugs, a betabuxx oofy doofy will scoop her off the street and grant her a middle class lifestyle.
Zaryan No.30639
>>30572
This is what happens to Maya after the pilot btw
Zaryan No.30640
>>30639
lidly is the good ending maya where shes gezellig and vivian is the bad ending maya where she whores out on the internet and takes drugs and goons with hairbrushes and gets kicked out eventually
Zaryan No.30641
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>>30639
>Turning Vivian's struggle at a normie life into character development for Maya to continue ongezellig
Zaryan No.30642
>>30640
It's crazy, funny and sad how we know all of this + the grooming incident without having asked anything, she can't help but tell everyone here loudly
Zaryan No.30643
>>30640
Why do we know all these things
Zaryan No.30644
>>30642
>>30643
i dont, marge me in
Zaryan No.30645
>>30641
Hey thats my idea, don’t beat me to it
Zaryan No.30646
>>30643
It's the show, free entertainment from our gegbvlls, enjoy zaryan!
Zaryan No.30647
>>30644
Zellig wiki is down anyway
Zaryan No.30648
>>30640
Hi guys im high as shit at a dudes house
Zaryan No.30649
>>30648
Baited everybaldi award
Zaryan No.30650
>>30648
typical
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