Question & Answer

here are two splinter slopjak templates i made

>>23475
Fill in the blanks first and then distort it

>>23474
why did you get banned tho

>>23477
Because of some argument i got into with Twotwofaggot in IRC. He started accusing me of being underaged with no proof to back up his claims whatsoever other than he THINKS I am. I am not underaged. He then began accusing me of using sites like the Swinny even though I have already debunked that. This was around 6~7 months ago, I think. I am still banned from the Sharty and IRC because of him clittyleaking at me and then banning me off the Sharty right after banning me off IRC.

>>23478
67😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

>>23479
SIX SEVEN MANGO MUSTARD DIDDYBLUDS BOUNCING WITH BABY OIL

>>23478
+=67=+

>>23481
--67--

>>23482
fail

>mfw your BVLL shoots strings into your girlfriend's mouth

froot is an unironic jartycuck btw

>>23486
check https://blog.soyjak.st/ and search up "jakparty.soy" and set the username to "Froot"

>>23486

>being froot

>>23487
Or well
search up "jarty" and set the member to "Froot"

>>23488
OHH NOO NUFROOTISTCACAS ARE WE LITERALLY JARTYCUCKS GEG

>mfw he won't eat the bugs

>bump = good karma

>tfw trump will outlaw walkable bbcs

'Son on da /qa/

>>23478
Hello idkchud

>>23496
I'm not idkchud, I don't even use the Swinny while he does.

its okay!!! chud!!!

>>23478

>>23499
liar liar pants on fire

>>23499
or well at least he was formerly able to

[Verse 1]
Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire

[Chorus]
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

[Verse 2]
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild

[Chorus]
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

[Outro]
And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire
The ring of fire, the ring of fire, the ring of fire

Im also the creator of nu-babybot
https://norwegian.win/qa2/index.html

>>23503
I AM ATTEMPTING TO ADVERTISE THAT SITE. I AM JUST TRYING TO SHOW OFF MY BOT

>>23504
*I AM NOT
sorry for all caps and misspelling

>>23504
Here it is in action

Here's a (somewhat) fixed version from the one from the Sharty 'ki:
https://pastebin.com/Q8tSx7AH

>>23507
Hey, Zaryan!

You're a fucking asshole!

>>23508
Bonzisperg

>>23509
Wow! Nice art!

>>23509
i heard that "bonzisperg" is a synonym for "aryan"

>>23499
Hey, twotwofive!

>>23499
You're a fucking asshole!

Falling for it

>>23514
Before you ask
there is no 'p, i just compressed it into 2.13 MB by using https://www.compress2go.com/

>>23509
Aryan

>>23516

Can someone give me a basic plot summary of the gigaverse?

>>23519
guga

>>23507
it doesnt randomize your text btw, it just writes "Wow! Very nice art!" even when modified to SOMEWHAT work with Vichan because the nigger who leaked the script is a fucking asshole

bonziGOD

>>23561
no

>>23562
Yes

>>23514
OOOOYYYY

the slonny is opening thursday

>>23609

>>23610
California raisins

>>23603
wtf slonyy is not a real imageboard

>>23650
It is doe

>>23651
this video scared me.

>>23652
Are you also gonna say that it EPI'd you?

>>23651
is that BMT noises used in the background? genuinely terrifying

>>23658
No that's just antiswarthy screeching

Socioeconomic implications of this?

>>23664
we are all done for

new giga lore just dropped

>>23683
coal

>>23683
margerald

>>23658
0:10 - 0:14 — beginning of failed possession of Nophono

0:05 - 0:07 — Adrian in the middle of the possession, having bizarre effects be cast upon him

0:14 - 0:20 — skibidi nigdrian

0:01 - 0:04 — Adrian (now pejoratively called Nigdrian) sitting on the toilet after the failed posession (Nophono failed to control his body, but a permanent side effect of this is that adrians black now)

>>23664
weird ai giga 'o is a little funny

the garty is opening friday

Fuck that im not spamming the catty
im not risking getting banned here again

>mfw you kill all other fruitjaks by using your big femboy booty to squish all the blackphobes amd transphobes

>HOLY FAVCI! ARE THOSE MEDS PILLS THAT TASTE EXACTLY LIKE BBC SEMEN AND FIGHT SCHIZOPHRENIA?

>>23754
>OMAGAWD! EVEN MADE BY VALID TRANS YESMAP YESZOO SISA PASTULES! THANK YOV DR FAVCI

>Wrong, go fuck yourself

>I really hope this is someone who cracked the tripcode because the same IP that has been posting as kuz edited 25 pages on the wiki to bbc copypasta garbage

>nigger

>It works fine for me. Do you want to explain the difficulties you're having or would you rather complain vaguely?

>This is NOT your personal viral advertising space you mentally ill genetic dead ends.

>GO SHOOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL IF YOU ARE THIS FUCKING FIRM IN YOUR BELIEF YOU HAVE THAT THE ONLY WAY TO EVER MAKE IT IN LIFE IS TO GET PEOPLE AS RILED UP AS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY, BY YOUR STANDARDS, YOU'LL BE HEAVEN'S DIVINE GRACE BY SHOOTING A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHILDREN. THEN YOU WOULD GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEOPLE GIVING YOU "LE EBIN REACTIONS", AND IT COULD GET EVEN YOU KILLED AS WELL

>go to >>>/drenthe/ for Sharty tier threads

>post per big black cock (PPBBC)

>THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR

>CALMING JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA BBC DEMOCRAT COMICS? HELL YEAH GODSPEED BLACK EMPEROR

>no arrow so you look like that

>oh im a jartycuck, how could you tell?

i just made a stealthjak thread on 4chin /mlp/ go find it

>>23785
ZARYAAANNNZZZ come here

>>23785
Nobody's noticed yet

>>23787
https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/42912314/applejack-thread

>>23787
YOU'RE BAITING ME

>>23787
FUCK someone noticed
im gonna try something out on /a/ now

>>23790
make it lain with an embedded cobson

>>23791
geg good idea

>>23792
i had a friend who liked lain and thats like of the cuckime girls i know

>>23791
Find cob

>>23794
Deployed: https://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/284862299

>>23795
samefag NOW

>>23794
this is like finding a mogus in storetoss

rip Soy "gay nigger" Kuznetsov

>>23794
>>23795
We should definitely do this more

>>24100
GET

Im back

>>24237
im suznetsov btw

Moderators are blue mice

>programming an irl barney error with c/c++ and then masquerading it as a fake barney error and then advertising it to autists so their computers get assraped

>>24258
Thats aryan

>>24258
A

>>24258
nigger

>>24238
im op btw

>>24444
hi op

>>24238

>>24238
hi me

THE DAHHY IS OPENING FRIDY

>>24535
Itoddler

>>24542
iGODdler, actually nuzaryan

>>24543
who the fuck is nuz

>>24542
You forgot the laughing tranime girl image

>>24548
fail kek

>>24549
Aaa

Im making another stealthjak thread in /a/, wish me luck.
The image has an embedded babyjak that you can view at https://incoherency.co.uk/image-steganography/

>>24858
Its out…
https://boards.4chan.org/a/thread/285270497

>>24858
I hid it a little bit too well…

>>24859
Someone responded

>>24861
what's stopping me from snitching? i so badly want to

>>24862
then eat a dick faggot, snitches get snitches

>>24858
I can't see it even with the unhide tool

>>24858
i think you just like that troonime because you hid it too well

Im shutting down the glarty in 50

>Im shutting down the glarty in 50

>>25309
Giga

>>25308
49

Hey. Suznetsov here. AMA

>>25432
Literal who

https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Suznetsov
Absolute larp post prooferino

>>25434
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>>25435
A

>>25435
Why were you banned

>>25435
>Suznetsov
You posted pedo humour on Shroom and they found it out with the fact that your IP matched
Also you use Churro, a dnb splinter owned by a russian pedophile who e-dated underage girl and leaked her nudes

>>25504
soicucks try not to be retarded challenge

>>25504
Can snopes PLEASE tell me what is real and what isn't on this

>>25506
All of this is real, Suz is a retarded nigger faggot

mymy burp mp4 ahh thread

>churro poster
>ironic pedophilia
Janny I require your cum chalice right now

>>25508
even though maya burp mp4 are gooder

>>25504
giggers just can't stop losing

>>25510
post it

>>25508
the people are waking up to the fact that there are ipad babies among us

>>25514
WAKE TF UP

WAKE TF UP: you sleep
make it make sense

>this whole thread

>>25517
you are on the prowl for opportunities to post this video but its understandable because it makes me and only me laugh and probably you

>>25517
>>25518
e-dating in progress

zpva is a soymy king yet the gangsters and thugs tell me to cast him away. I say NO
I stand with zpva

>>25519
my heart is only held for one

>>25520
>>25521
Stop posting this awful animal

>>25524
Ohhh no zpva helpp

>>25504
>pedo humor
That was one of my attentionwhoring attempts. I deleted it immediately because I realized it was dumb as fuck.
>churro
I don't use the Churro anymore after I found out what Woot did.
>gigger pfp
I picked it because the GIF was funny.
>"gooting to 'p"
I was supposed to embed a jartycuck slopjak via Catbox on the Shroom, but the embed failed apparently.

>>25532
Pedo baiting will never be a gem and will always be site killing brimstone

>>25532
nobody gaf faggot

>>25532
A

>>25512

>>25546
kek

Suznetsov here i got unbanned

susnetsov here im 12 years old and my dog did a backflip and dad ate my brussel sprouts

>>25550
Kill yourself obesssed faggot

>>25550
Only shroomuck jannies misspell the z

>>25548
FUCK YOU ZARTY JANNY TRANNIES HOW MANY FUCKING 'CORDERS ARE YOU GONNA LET INTO THIS SHIT. THIS IS ZARTY NOT FUCKING SHEMMY.

>>25555
Jannies beware of nametroons PLEASE they are the coal killing the soysphere

>>25555

>>25550
so true

>Jannies beware of nametroons PLEASE they are the coal killing the soysphere
this message was sent 4 years ago but it only just arrived because he uses internet explorer if only soot saw this sooner

>>25603
May Soot save us

i got falsely banned for "csam"
I dont see b b ghast posting on this site so i believe they falsely banned him too

>>26909
*anymore

>>26909

>>26909
true?

>>27100
Yes, dont believe their lies

>>26909
good

unbanned again now