/q/ - The Zarty

made up schizo fearmongering thread #999 mario No.650 R: 2 / V: 53

SATAN IS COMING AND HE WILL RAPE US ALL

Zaryan No.648 R: 2 / V: 50

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SECURITY BREACH ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Zaryan No.595 R: 4 / V: 50

>this janny

A Formal Apology Zaryan No.602 R: 6 / V: 60

Dear Zoot,

I would like to apologize if my ad on 4chan causes havoc on your website. First of all, I do not intend to cause chaos in Zarty. I simply wanted to promote it to people whom I considered to have close cultural relations with Zarty. I did it in good faith with no bad intentions. However, after seeing you don't dislike it, I decided to take it down myself. I also give you statistics from the ad. I hope you will accept my apology

Zaryan No.582 R: 3 / V: 51

>the zarty

Zaryan No.571 R: 1 / V: 48

Attention Zaryans, the 'cord invites are 'p servers.

Zaryan No.568 R: 2 / V: 53

dead splinter

Zaryan No.567 R: 1 / V: 54

>putting ads on the 'cucks
KEEEEERK

Zaryan No.563 R: 3 / V: 52

test, edited!

Zaryan No.561 R: 3 / V: 53

Bruh what is this goofy ahh ohio site that was linked on some undertale art twitter💀💀💀

swarthy thursday on da zarty Zaryan No.558 R: 3 / V: 53

which one redirects to blacked???

Zaryan No.552 R: 4 / V: 52

zoor fix the text at the top please

Zaryan No.288 R: 8 / V: 57

zoooooooooooooooooooot add 404 page

Zaryan No.529 R: 6 / V: 59

I want to move the quick reply box. However this is not possible. This is a feature I would like to be implemented.

Zellig will never be sharty culture. Chud No.539 R: 5 / V: 52

Zellig will never be and never has been sharty culture. Zelligtroons MUST DIE!

Zaryan No.526 R: 3 / V: 52

>ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE SOY'RU IS DOWN FIX THIS EVENDOE YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT ALSO CHANGE MY DIAPER ZOOTY ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

poom No.476 R: 7 / V: 57

ZOOOOT
what would you think of a soyzellig.party happenings page on the soyjak.wiki? i regularly check the wiki, and the zarty for happenings

kill nojak kill nojak No.66 R: 10 / V: 54

kill nojak

Zaryan No.502 R: 2 / V: 54

Zoot is my cat cute

Zaryan No.496 R: 3 / V: 58

>just found out zoot made many gemmy song covers
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT COVER THIS SONG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
https://wiki.soyjak.party/Songs#Ongezellig,2023(Parody_of_Holland,_1945_by_Neutral_Milk_Hotel)

Zaryan No.494 R: 3 / V: 69 zoooooooooooot make banned posts visible on the execution list i wanna see the posts that got the frogcacas banned so i can laugh at them (don't make the 'p visible tho like in the 'sharty 'nishment list)

What is this Imageboard? Anonymous No.481 R: 12 / V: 55

I just saw this AltChan on the 'wiki,but like why does this IM exist in the first place?

Zaryan No.420 R: 26 / V: 58

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WHY DO YOU HAVE ‘CORDTROONS AS MODS

ShadowMario No.469 R: 7 / V: 62

Why is z'ru down?

poom No.453 R: 2 / V: 55

xoot. will you ever run advertisements on the zarty? like the sharty?

Zellig tranny why so gay ERENYEAGERFAN9000 No.415 R: 3 / V: 56

Zelligtrannys, is this really how jewish and spammy you are? That you would be pround to put jew shit and tranny propoganda on you site first vist? This is travesty. Kill all zellig

ShadowMario No.400 R: 3 / V: 55

Will we ever get Kolyma theme?
I need it to breathe or SAMTHING

Frog kill count Zaryan No.403 R: 6 / V: 55

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOT
HOW MANY FROGTARDS HAVE YOU BANNED
I WANT IT

TOP SECRET FILES COLLECTION Download Links Zaryan No.417 R: 2 / V: 54

TOP SECRET FILES COLLECTION Download Links

https://archive.org/details/top-secret-files-collection

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/zm5xqpgzh2hdu/TOP_SECRET_FILES_COLLECTION

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/104ninfe4eCEqksUkadwzz8DJiYFq6PT_?usp=sharing

Zaryan No.298 R: 6 / V: 57

Zoot, can you please make a search bar? Thanks in advance.

Zaryan No.341 R: 4 / V: 50

ZOOT! VERA IS MY LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER! BAN ALL VERAPOSTERS BECAUSE I CAN'T BLOCK THEM LIKE I CAN ON TWITTER!

Zaryan No.324 R: 6 / V: 63

zooty zoot add a /tech/ board for AI stuff or something so i can learn to do it too

Zaryan No.293 R: 5 / V: 55

>this is what the ban screen looks like
zoooooooooot add zellig images to the ban screen
also yes I'm ban evading but only because I wanted to see what the ban screen looked like so it can be made to look gemmier

Zaryan No.195 R: 4 / V: 56

sorry if it sounds like a dumb idea but what if instead of using 3rd party sites like der 'cord or skype to voice call we could be the first ib to implement a public voice call feature

Zaryan No.393 R: 6 / V: 53

What if we added a tranime containment board

Thank you mods. Zaryan No.329 R: 8 / V: 50

I really like that this site has a no graphic image rule, my only major issue with the main 'arty was the random chance i'd see nikocado's rear end. Plus the no sexual rule means you have to have actual discussion instead of "Meaningless caption with lust provoking image"
Thank you mods, i greatly appreciate you.

Zaryan No.305 R: 6 / V: 54 Please make it so stuff doesn't autoplay on the front page.

IT'S UP Booruyan No.350 R: 43 / V: 61

New 'toss
zelligbooru.party

I HATE HCAPTCHA Zaryan No.312 R: 8 / V: 60

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT THE CAPTCHA IS GASLIGHTING ME AND I FEEL LIKE IM HELPING TRAIN A RETARDED AI

Ceo of Cognent is forcing customers to censor websites /dev/null No.319 R: 4 / V: 52

Polish companies have been the predominant source of our recent uptime. However, Cogent's CEO seems directly invested in shutting us down. I have had multiple run ins with Cogent and this is their most aggressive.

Usually the Tier 1 ISPs have censored the Kiwi Farms by simply refusing to broadcast my IP addresses. However, since Liz Fong-Jones has been successful in censoring the Internet this way, I no longer even try using my IPs.

This time, Cogent has directly instructed a customer of theirs to stop providing us - by name, through the customer's own IP addresses - networking infrastructure.

No company has done this until now. This is the most invasive, direct actioning from any ISP thus far.

If you are in the industry you need to make it absolutely clear to Cogent that you intend to move your business elsewhere.

Just to confirm, Cogent's CEO is directly forcing two of their customers to drop us, not just one. Unelected and unaccountable censorship from someone who is effectively immune to a lawsuit.

AN INTERESTING NOTE:
Cognet is an ISRAELI company operating out of Poland.
We are literally unironically being censored by Jews.

HOW IT GOES:
Big rich guy calls your company.
He isn't even your company's big rich guy.
"Stop giving these guys your business"
"Why?"
"I'm rich and I say so"
—Your Internet service dies without warning.
They never tell you WHY.
They never respond to questions.
There is no appealing their decision.
You can't vote them out.
You would need to have elon musk money to sue them.

NÖOK No.301 R: 4 / V: 54

Idea for a new MayaLight theme using this colour pallet

Anonymous No.48 R: 22 / V: 58

Please implement a more traditional captcha and get rid of google. Thank you sir.

Zaryan No.280 R: 3 / V: 52

Hi all, it’s safe to say zoot was taken to the ER & is in the late stages of dementia. I’m not sure what happens next, but he is radio silent…

Zaryan No.268 R: 5 / V: 51

ZOOT USE POWCAPTCHA PLEASE IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT

Zoot No.251 R: 3 / V: 52

hCaptcha is now enabled! I got help from an experianced chud. You can thank him for dealing with my problem.

Zaryan No.262 R: 3 / V: 55 ZOOOOOOOOOT will u ever add mp4 compatability or something

Zaryan No.256 R: 2 / V: 47

So this, is all the frogs can muster? Pathetic.

TOTAL ZELLIG VICTORY Zaryan No.252 R: 2 / V: 49

zelligsisters...

we won

Zoot No.249 R: 1 / V: 47

There's an archive now (it's a board until I set up Hayden)

>>>/chive/

Zaryan No.226 R: 10 / V: 53

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
GIVE US THEMES FOR EVERY 'LIG GIRL
and make a vera one because she counts faggot

Zaryan No.218 R: 4 / V: 50 zoot is tech illiterate lol
https://community.godaddy.com/s/question/0D58W0000BpITQASQ4/why-does-my-site-not-work-after-forwarding-my-domain-and-how-to-fix-this
https://web.archive.org/web/20231008124616/https://community.godaddy.com/s/question/0D58W0000BpITQASQ4/why-does-my-site-not-work-after-forwarding-my-domain-and-how-to-fix-this

Zaryan No.222 R: 4 / V: 43

Zoot why the images I posted got deleted ?
it’s totally sfw

misha No.214 R: 3 / V: 48

testerald

Zaryan No.216 R: 2 / V: 45 zoooooor the captcha doesn't work in the quick reply window half the time

Zaryan No.131 R: 8 / V: 51

Just came from the 'lanet, this place looks gemmy
also ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT add the feature that lets me see the replies to a post after the posts' post number like on 4cuck and the 'farty

test No.202 R: 4 / V: 47

testing something really quick

Zaryan No.198 R: 2 / V: 47

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR THERE IS 'P IN /ZELLIG/

Zaryan No.191 R: 2 / V: 49

whats your email? i would like to talk about making a splinter that will be active

Chud No.189 R: 2 / V: 50 <ORANGE
ADD ORANGE ARROWS NOW

Zaryan No.170 R: 4 / V: 49

add a overboard, archive, NAZ containment board and a booru

Zoot No.188 R: 1 / V: 52

you can upload mp3 and wav (for now they will pop up in a separate window)
mp4 is still not supported, so use webm instead.
you can also upload zip and txt files
changed the max file size to 50mb. if it gets cancerous, I will turn it down to 25mb

In other words, you can upload AI covers

Zaryan No.185 R: 2 / V: 49 the captcha doesn't work on the window most times, no idea why, it just loads until you reload the whole page

Zaryan No.184 R: 2 / V: 48

zoooooooot what is your favourite soyjak variant

Zaryan No.180 R: 3 / V: 50

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR make it so I can move the quick reply window please

Chud No.172 R: 6 / V: 58

just so you know, zoot, >>>/zellig/553 was Red
he hates zellig because he thinks it's 'p, he avatarfags as soylita (actual 'p, the irony) and deleted ongezellig threads on the sharty's /qa/ when he was a 'ty admin
he was so lazy he didn't even bother changing the "soylita neutral.png" filename
leak his ip and kill him

Anonymous No.74 R: 7 / V: 52 no one on this site has been in love with a real woman

Zaryan No.147 R: 7 / V: 54

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR KILL THE 'LITA POSTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Zaryan No.132 R: 4 / V: 49

Zaryans, did we just win?
https://wiki.soyjaks.party/Soyzellig.party

Zaryan No.160 R: 2 / V: 53

zoot has added lots of zelliged features to the 'zarty and is attentive to user feedback, I like him

Zaryan No.158 R: 4 / V: 53 ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR I CAN'T POST IMAGES ON /zellig/
>>346 is the thread itself
also thanks for adding (you)s and drag and drop (even doe I can't see (you)s, trying clipboardimageing in this thread THOUGH

Anonymous No.27 R: 13 / V: 53

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LET ME PASTE IMAGES FROM CLIPBOARD AND TO DRAG AND DORP NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

Chud No.153 R: 3 / V: 48

add /voc/ - Bideogames, Automobiles & Ongezellig/Cute

MarioMan7890 No.146 R: 1 / V: 51

hi zooty zoot

Zaryan No.142 R: 2 / V: 53

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LET ME POST MORE THAN ONE PICTURE ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zaryan No.140 R: 2 / V: 48 red text
--blue text--
>green text
<orange text
glow text

Zaryan No.107 R: 8 / V: 59

>soyzellig.party/zellig/qa

Zaryan No.120 R: 5 / V: 55

ZOOOOOOOOT DELETE THE ZELLIG PORN ON THE 'RU

Can't set up hCaptcha Zoot No.119 R: 1 / V: 47

For some reason, I can't set up hCaptcha. I have re-enabled reCaptcha.

I will try to enable it when i learn how.

For now, I have enabled local time. I'm also working on an archive, in order to better store our gems.

Zaryan No.111 R: 3 / V: 54

flood test

Zaryan No.110 R: 3 / V: 55

>That file already exists!

Added some stuff Zoot No.100 R: 3 / V: 54

managed to add some changes to the config.

1.We are now zaryans by default

2.You can upload 4 images on a thread (could increase it to more)

Added two new styles (dark and futaba)
Theres a working menu

I will work on adding custom styles and doing other stuff to the config. You can suggest custom css files.

Zaryan No.99 R: 1 / V: 61 tst

Anonymous No.97

R: 2 / V: 55

thread mover test

Zoot No.83

R: 1 / V: 56

ATTENTION ALL ZARTY USERS

FROGS ARE ENEMY NUMBER ONE
THEY ARE MORE DANGEROUS THEN EVEN THE JEWS (3-11-2023 UPDTAE: OLD TOSS, THE JEWS ARE BAD IN THE LONG RUN)

IF YOU SEE A FROG, REPORT HIM TO THE SS WAFFEL HEADQUARTERS

WE WILL BE WORKING ON SETTING UP AN ARCHIVE, SINCE THIS IS THE SECCOND TIME A JANNY GOES BERSERK!

WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIANCE!

GOD BLESS

misha No.81 R: 1 / V: 55

ZOOOOOT SOME TRANNY SABOTAGED THE WEBSITE

Question Anonymous No.72 R: 3 / V: 66 How much does it cost to keep this site running for a single day who funds this

Anonymous No.79 R: 1 / V: 61

Zoooooooot check your email

aryan No.64 R: 1 / V: 60

>zoot

hanging dutchman No.63 R: 1 / V: 67

>Ongzellig

Anthony Soot No.62 R: 1 / V: 61

soot site.

DeShawn No.61 R: 1 / V: 62

>muh nigguhs own dis mufuggin side

Adolf Hitler No.59 R: 1 / V: 60

...

Anonymous No.47 R: 2 / V: 59

when am i getting hired?

Chud No.37 R: 4 / V: 58

add a zellig theme the yotsuba b theme is le hurting my eyes

Board menu on top Zoot No.40 R: 6 / V: 64

Alright, I added a simple menu on the main pages.

>ib4 the menu doesn't show up when in reply/janny mode

I know, I will implement it there too.

Anonymous No.6 R: 7 / V: 62 Froot deleted the thread on /qa/, it’s over zelligbros….

NOTICE Zuz No.28 R: 1 / V: 59

You WILL report prohibited content!
You WILL contribute to the safety of soyzellig!!

misha No.23 R: 1 / V: 57

some retarded janny wiped the entire board of /qa/, and it's a frognigger.

DA RULES Zoot No.2

R: 1 / V: 59

1.NO PORN

-posting porn will result in a ban
-content with a visible bulge, cameltoe or nipples will get deleted (continuing to post such content will result in a ban)
-if the content does not have the above mentioned characteristics, but still has a sexual/pornographic connotation, it will be spoilered/deleted depending on the context

-Text with sexual content in it (rape, hornyposts ect.) will be left to moderator discretion and will be ignored or deleted, depending on the context.

2.NO GORE

-Real life gore will result in deleteion
-continuing to post gore will lead to a ban
-Cartoon gore maye or may not be deleted/spoilered depending on the content in the imagery/context.

3.FOLLOW THE THEMES OF THE BOARDS

-/q/ is a board for suggestions/complaints about the zarty, zelligbooru and youtube channels.
-/zellig/ is for IAZ and soft NAZ + anything that is connected to the zarty community
-/qa/ is mainly for anything that is connected to the sharty, but random content is also tolerated

-any thread that does not follow the theme of a board has the potential to be moved or deleted

4.NO SPAM

-spam will result in a ban

5.NO FROGS

-frogs are permabanned, due to their aggresion towards the zarty

If you have suggestions/complaints about the rules, post your ideas on this board.

These rules will eventually be made into a seperate page.

God bless.