/q/ - The Zarty

Zoll No.6742 R: 14 / V: 48

Should we count necrobumps as spam (rule 3) if they don't add anything to the threads themselves?

FIX THE FUCKING BOORU Zaryan No.6738 R: 2 / V: 49

IT'S GOES UP AND GOES DOWN EVERY FUCKING HOUR
ZOOT XOOT BOB KOOS FIX DI SHEEEEIT

Zaryan No.6739 R: 3 / V: 49

where the fuck are all the posts

Jartyclock No.6725 R: 12 / V: 46

Too many normie cord memes on the boards here recently
>Raaaagh
>1000 feet stare
>Peeb spam
>Tranime, homestuck, deltarune
>Dweller's subscribers who say PEAK
>Other SNCA
I don't want 'cord to take over this site
>But le jannycord
I don't care about janny trannies being corders, i don't want 'cord to be in the userbase

the 'ki's down Zaryan No.6723 R: 2 / V: 49

I'm trans btw

Zaryan No.6568 R: 13 / V: 48

Ban avatarfagging

hiiiiiiii soy No.6578 R: 3 / V: 46

so funny

Zaryan No.6450 R: 35 / V: 49

Why do we have 'p in our archives
>>>/chive/

soyzellig soy No.6580 R: 2 / V: 44

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why is the ziki down Zaryan No.6534 R: 12 / V: 46

I tried going to zelligwiki.ongezelligbooru.com and noticed it's down fuggen jardee
>arrow cause I don't look like that

Zaryan No.6468 R: 17 / V: 52

I haven't used the Zarty in months because I lost interest in Zellig but now I've regained interest. My problem is that it's hard to get back into the feel of posting, and that I'm out of the loop on everything.

How does one recover from this?

Zaryan No.6491 R: 7 / V: 50

why don't janjans let the zoyim delete their messages and posts. Are they retarded?

Koos No.6336 R: 46 / V: 55

Hoi Zaryans,
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As you know already Zoot formally stepped down as admin of the Zarty. The domain has been transferred and the server migrated successfully. I will be your nu admin.
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Bob will still be around don't worry about him. It is useful to have a co-admin, but instead of Bob and Zoot it will be Bob and me.
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Addressing the ddos of two days ago, the excessive downtime was due to GoDaddy being obsessed, even long after the ddos stopped. We are off of them now and we have systems in place to defend against attacks. In a way the timing was convenient since we had planned to migrate the server that day, I apologize for it taking long however we needed to insure everything was set up properly. If you notice any bugs or things that could be optimized, feel free to say so in /q/
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the Ziki is now hosted as a sub-domain of the booru, we moved it over a few weeks ago. It will undergo a revamp with account creation being open again.
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Zoot is a good man, he did amazing things for our community and I will forever be grateful for what he did, he took a step back many months ago and now fully passed on the torch. He will continue with OCgemerald once the software is ready for it. The Zarty will also eventually switch to that software when it is ready to work for imageboards too. Zoot will always be a gem.
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I am thankful I can continue the Zarty and look forward to all the gemmy times we will experience together.

Zaryan No.6489 R: 2 / V: 47

hello zarty nation
posting from xp

/v/ Schoolocaust game Zaryan No.6465 R: 6 / V: 122

Hi I would like to download the /v/ schoolocaust game. I believe it is a .swf file but I'm not sure how to download it as I have tried a few different methods to. Is it actionscript 2/3 of zoiets?

Zaryan No.6457 R: 4 / V: 44

Why is media approval so slow?

Zaryan No.6080 R: 26 / V: 48

Ban odessanbvll (aka soytanator) for hostile activity and rangeban cobsontalks

Midwest Chud No.6445 R: 4 / V: 45

What is the Zarty's favorite metal band?

schizorald I DIDN'T TAKE MY MEDS No.6426 R: 6 / V: 47

the official Ongezellig pediverse instance is preparing a raid, massad controls every single move, prepare for the worst

Zaryan No.5982 R: 34 / V: 48

Why did I got banned for being a tiny bit horny about Vera when she is a keyed hag???

Zaryan No.6424 R: 2 / V: 49

Updates on mutt hours DDoS?

Zaryan No.6392 R: 22 / V: 54

Why did my reply saying the new admin is zute get deleted

Zaryan No.6405 R: 2 / V: 44

Disable the captcha for board search, it's annoying and besides fucking no one is going to scrape this site

Zaryan No.5974 R: 7 / V: 45

The entire site looks like it's shifting towards the other boards

zaryan Zaryan No.6395 R: 1 / V: 43

who is zaryan and why is he everywhere

I just realized Zoot is leaving in a week's time Zaryan No.6236 R: 4 / V: 48

If my memory is right ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOT is leaving on the 20th, ZOOOOOT no I just joined this site went Booob became admin. ZOOOOOT don't leave.

Zaryan No.6374 R: 3 / V: 44

On a scale from 1 to 10, how dead is this website? I had to quit using the sharty because I was tired to seeing 'cado all the time.

BOOOOOOOOOOOB FIX HTTP VERSION OF DER SITE Zaryan No.6327 R: 2 / V: 48

Title when I write soyzellig.party I get send to http://soyzellig.party with Apache shit, instead of https://soyzellig.party

Someone is vandalizing the wiki Zaryan No.6310 R: 11 / V: 49

BOOOOOOOOB someone vandalizing the wiki
zelligtoiletwon has vandalized our shiet cuh. ban him KING.

test thread because I want one Zaryan No.6227 R: 4 / V: 50

test

Zaryan No.6240 R: 3 / V: 46

This is MakeZellig and I'm here to remind you that you still have a chance to ask a question before I close the Q+A and create the video. I'm thinking of releasing the video on Sept. 21 to celebrate Maya's birthday, so be sure to ask me some questions as soon as possible.

Zaryan No.6103 R: 35 / V: 53

The site has been extremely brimstoney since last week, with lots of NAZ in /zellig/, sharty-tier forced crying chudquoting by unironic trannies, and even soylita posting, but worst of all revenant namefag drama coming back all at once. This all started after the reintroduction of the namefield. It is NOT a coincidence.

ZOOOOOOOOOOT Zaryan No.6209 R: 1 / V: 48

Why is it that on the rules list it doesn't mention Tor links are a bannable offense. I just got banned for doing also sorry won't happen again.

PPD update Zaryan No.1804 R: 50 / V: 60

7 weeks of relatively stable growth.

Maya maya No.6200 R: 8 / V: 56

Maya

birthday Zaryan No.6191 R: 3 / V: 47

It was my birthday 1 day ago

Zaryan No.6167 R: 13 / V: 58

as a mayafag I finally understand how annoying the mayacvddle spam was because holy shit the verapoopoos are shitting up le site
Not saying to ban everything I don't like but idk just saying ofzo.

Zaryan No.6164 R: 4 / V: 46

what does this say about the future of the zarty?

Holy shit Zaryan No.5302 R: 14 / V: 50

Editing the wiki alone is so fucking hard, you people better get your ass up and start editing too.

i have an idea No.6152 R: 5 / V: 48

My fellow zaryans, I propose that we invade a dogshit
""subreddit"" on R*ddit called r/femcelgrippysockjail. They appear to be very vulnerable and they aren't the stereotypical "thanks for the gold kind stranger" predditors. We will spam 'zellig images and such and humiliate xem, the zarty shall prevail.

Zaryan No.6138 R: 4 / V: 45

Kill the namefield or restrict it to >>>/drenthe/
Nametrannies ARE insufferable

Zaryan No.6128 R: 2 / V: 48

Cordson singlehandedly revived the Zarty

Zaryan No.6063 R: 5 / V: 49

>gets banned on the zarty
>turn on VPN
>still banned
>clear cache and cookies
>still banned
>install new browser and use new VPN
>still banned
>install anti fingerprinting extensions
>still banned
>install even more anti fingerprinting
>unbanned
Why does the zarty have hardware tracking?

Wplace Zaryan No.6065 R: 1 / V: 46

Furry transgots griefed our Zaryan Mymy Wplace doodle at Phillip Island Australia

Zaryan No.6055 R: 2 / V: 45

Zoot the website is so slow sometimes
Quit fucking using https://mzunguhosting.ml for its servers

Zoot add .mov support Zaryan No.6053 R: 1 / V: 48

and make it like der shardee where it's like a squigly thingy so you can't get a preview of the video, I wanna post something for April Fools
video unrelated

Zaryan No.6035 R: 11 / V: 47

this place has grown so much more beautiful ever since there's no agugu slop on the 'log. thank you <3

Zaryan No.6046 R: 5 / V: 43

I was looking at the boards and saw checks what do they mean?

ZOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT can we have an IRC and sheeiiitt it'll be gemmy o algo Zaryan No.6006 R: 8 / V: 52

Because I said so, also rate my art

Petition to ban Huwabag from Zarty Zaryan No.5890 R: 45 / V: 51

Huwabag is a drawfag known for HELLA LOT OF SHIT
He still uses the Zarty
He is a brown shitskin pedophile gooner and the fact that he uses our website ruins our reputation
Ban him before it's too late

Wplace.live Zaryan No.5939 R: 9 / V: 50

So there's this shitty pixelplanet ripof (wplace) that has been going viral over deltatroon xitter. Can we just swipe their shitty 201X game from the site o algo just because. It doesn't make any sense to me to still being keen on a poorly coded indie game (extremely troon coded btw)

Zaryan No.5918 R: 6 / V: 49

Hi I am trans and I found this site from that one twitter post, what do ya'll do here

Zaryan No.6000 R: 8 / V: 61

TOTAL HAGWAFFEN VICTORY

Zaryan No.4558 R: 11 / V: 50

I GOT BANNED IN SHARTY =

Zaryan No.5967 R: 7 / V: 49

do you think we should 'oxx the predditors

Zaryan No.4515 R: 7 / V: 50

I love BBC

Zaryan No.5961 R: 4 / V: 44

>8 pph even nearing mutt hours
The zarty will rise again

Zaryan No.5338 R: 11 / V: 46

Ban Agugu for being under 18. This site is for ages 18 and up only. No babies allowed here.

Zaryan No.5885 R: 3 / V: 48

>half of the new posts are unapproved images

Zaryan No.5831 R: 7 / V: 48

I can't even lie, soyzellig.partg is a thrembillion times better than the sharty even if it has a low pph. Better to have low pph than niggerbrimstone

Zoot, do this on /Brabant/ Zaryan No.5846 R: 4 / V: 48

Turn the US flag into the flag of New Amsterdam
Turn the Indonesian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company
Turn the Brazilian flag into the flag of Dutch Brazil
Turn the Belgian flag into the the flag of the Netherlands
Turn the Australian flag into the flag of new Holland
Turn the Luxembourgish flag into the flag of the the Netherlands
Turn the Indian flag into the flag of the Dutch east India company

please give me zempass i'm a good goy Zaryan No.5756 R: 19 / V: 52

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob or zoooooooooooooot or however can make it happen, please give me like a zempass or something like that, as a vpnbro being essentially locked out of posting on the site almost daily for many hours as of lately kind of sucks, i'm glad to see the site trying to go the right directions and trying to prevent bad actors, but i think that those that are actually safe should be given a chance or something idk but like please make it happen, i have a huge post history, well you can see it anyway, but yeah i'd appreciate it, or at least please let me know or something. i'm not even asking to be able to bypass image pending approval system thing, but just being able to post at all rather than seeing the scary

>vpns are not allowed

would be nice you know.

Zaryan No.5837 R: 5 / V: 48

how do I get gooder at drawing? I want to start drawmaxxing so I can make gemmy fanart. Please post guides similar to the ones i have.

Zaryan No.5753 R: 22 / V: 53

We are experimenting with image approval. The intention is for it to be enabled during low pph hours (mutt hours), when not many people are on.

Zaryan No.5812 R: 15 / V: 48

Re-ban demoralizers and clear streetshitters that only bump shit like old demoralposts, it was done in the past and worked wonders. And no you're not "heckin' above things" if you let these people run around, 4brap did this exact thing and look where they are now. Many people don't like us now and as such it's natural that they would come here to do this, just ban demoralization, easy as that

Zaryan No.5797 R: 6 / V: 48

This place is slowly turning into swinny, I don't like it.

Zaryan No.5783 R: 5 / V: 50

change this BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NIGGERPLIER No.73 R: 16 / V: 56

1 pph site that's going to last 3 days

The Zarty post group suicide event Zaryan No.5716 R: 5 / V: 49

June 26th

Does this mark the first year? The second? I can't tell, I don't keep track of years. Just the date. That damn date.

Those who knew of the group suicide event all assumed the website would die right after. They were wrong. We were wrong. What actually transpired has turned out to be much worse. The real zaryans all died on June 24th, the only ones left on the site are newfags and cowards. I am one of those cowards. I couldn't do it, I couldn't pull the trigger. And being a living witness to the decline of my home is punishment for my cowardice. Like the wandering jew, I am forever cursed to watch and mourn the degradation of that which I once loved. I envy the dead.

It's a new mass of people, and I consider them people only by the most pedantic of technicalities, a new administration, a new "culture"... And the new is just a mockery of the old. A parody of the once sophisticated, turned into banal. I don't know what the afterlife is like, I just hope it blinds you to what's going on down here. For their sake.

I thought death would be tragic. Now I realize it would've been release, but I have already chosen my fate.

Zaryan No.5719 R: 17 / V: 54

zootbob, make a new board for niceposting where everyone is nice to eachother and being rude is not allowed

Zaryan No.5706 R: 9 / V: 48

fuck i just made a stupid report, i misread a post thinking the poster admitted to being underage (16) but i'm actually retarded and xe was talking about mymy, fuck my stupid chud life, may zoot and bob forgive me for my wrong doing. THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS FULLY READ THE STUFF YOU ARE ABOUT TO REPORT FIRST!!! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE ZARYANS AS I DID

Zaryan No.5691 R: 12 / V: 46

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge what is this supposed to mean? is goonhitler banned or is this some weird joke?

Zaryan No.5684 R: 7 / V: 50

You could have simply cucked, you know, Zute, the spiteful faggot instead of locking the thread

Zaryan No.5674 R: 6 / V: 50

‎‎

Zaryan No.5520 R: 49 / V: 50

make it so that the jannies username that banned a user appears in the ban list. this should be a absolute minimum for any healthy imageboard

Zaryan No.5546 R: 2 / V: 52

Put the schlog on the top bar

Splinters stick together

Zaryan No.5500 R: 1 / V: 49

add a unique ip counter to threads and to the pph page

Froggies Zaryan No.5492 R: 6 / V: 54

Why are innocent froggies banned? The Zarty is really starting to fall off.

Zaryan No.5477 R: 15 / V: 50

Zoot;

There was IP-cloaking for a while. Why have you disabled IP-cloaking?
There are 7 mods, right, why are you allowing so many random people access to everyone's IP's?

I have used a myriad of different imageboards since 2012 and I have never seen an imageboard have this many Mods, with full access to everything. This has literally never been done before. This is not the correct way of administrating a site. Normally there would be one Admin, maybe one or two mods, and the rest would be janitors with limited access to user information, because you simply can not trust that many people with user data.
Yet, for some reason, instead of just making them janitors with ban permission, you felt the need to make them all Moderators. Why? Your mods were shown to be publicly mocking posters with their IP and posting histories before, you said you warned them, but who can say they aren't using it for nefarious purposes? All it takes is one power-tripping Moderator to do this, and we all know you hired random discord friends as moderators, and failed in your judgement with the pedophile NOOK before.

Please bring back IP-cloaking, or reduce the number of Moderators, or limit Moderators' access to user info. With this current system you are paving the ground for a future disaster. One or two of the current moderators are absolutely abusing the power you have given to them for their personal discord vandettas, it will be too late when you realise it.

Zaryan No.5469 R: 4 / V: 50

Zoot, I demand an answer. on /q/, to defend not deleting >>>/zellig/6727 , you said:

>>>/q/5434
>Why make drama out of this image? Back then nobody had a problem with it
>It doesn't have a camel toe, it doesn't have nipples

regarding your answer, then can you explain why another 1 year old thread with simply mymy with her feet on table deleted, then?

-Case 1:
A thread that was forgotten for 1 year gets necrobumped. The OP image is mymy with her feet on the table. The year-old thread gets deleted, the reason given being "he must have bumped this thread to be an annoying faggot, let's delete it."
-Case 2:
A thread that was forgotten for 1 year gets necrobumped. The OP image is zelligs dressed as whores, their panties and bras visible, with clear sexual undertones. The year-old thread doesn't get deleted, with the reason given being "it was a different time"

Don't you see the discrepancy between these two situations?
Why was the one with mymy feet deleted, but the other one stays?

Zaryan No.5472 R: 3 / V: 48

What the Marge has happened in the past few days? I've been busy with school and now I'm hearing about Zute, threads being locked/deleted, and ZPVA leaving.

What the marge happened here?

Zaryan No.5422

R: 32 / V: 56

Zoot, you have to get rid of the obvious nushitgooner known as Zute or make him fall in line
>but why are you making this post are (You) not afraid he'll seethe in the thread
Better, so he'll show how much of a retard he is
Letting the /co/cuck around was already bad enough, every previous problem that was with the zooru was either because of Zute incompetence/unwillingness to do things (2 months to fix a booru which multiple people use? And on top of that now you keep pulling this shit?)
This is not the first time Zute "allows" certain posts to stay up, remember when Zoot had to intervene?
The zooru is one of the good ideas that we collectively agreed upon, it's currently the biggest Ongezellig Booru, and it's run by a total retard, who DEFINITELY looks at IPs all days and logs them and willingly allows people and/or certain rule-breaking posts to stay up
>but that post is still heckin' there
That post was met with resistance even when it was originally posted, it was regarded as bait/goonbait/etc. and that was one situation. Why should we NOW let that post stay on the zooru? For which purpose? Archiving? Are we archiving goonslop now? I'll expect the right choice to be made

Zaryan No.5433 R: 8 / V: 50

'p on the log once more

Zaryan No.5428 R: 3 / V: 48

The zarty will outlive the party

Zaryan No.5418 R: 4 / V: 47

'P on the log for over 2 hours. Zoor it's time to open applications for mutt hours.

ban racebaiting unironically Zaryan No.5155 R: 52 / V: 63

they are 16 y/o teens and saying that they are built for x flavored cock is making me leak like crazy

Zaryan No.5393

R: 8 / V: 53

Hi, Yotsuba here! What a wonderful place you have here? Can I crash in for a while? What is this "Ongezellig" stuff? I hope all of you are welcoming of me! :3

Controversial opinion Zaryan No.5352 R: 19 / V: 51

I don't think we should post cosplay photos of underage people on this site (in other words, almost all of them)

Zaryan No.5347 R: 3 / V: 49

Zoot, is it true that the great reset is coming? infinite pages started to fill up the server? Will you delete every thread or what?

Zaryan No.5296 R: 9 / V: 51

What do you use to make OC? I have a short attention spam. I need a guide too

Zaryan No.5343 R: 2 / V: 52

I'm bored.

Zaryan No.5315 R: 19 / V: 61

shittycucks want to raid again
Zoot leak xheir IPs when this happens, will be gemmy

Zaryan No.4350 R: 23 / V: 54

Going up to the mountains this weekend for spring break. Gonna take 3 grams of shrooms on a mountain and smoke weed with my college friend. Hoping I'll have some kind of cool awakening or at least a fun experience. Would zarty be interested in hearing about my experience when I'm done?