The Zarty

/qa/ already exists, it's robotniggerdom for oldfags like you

>>8564
/qa/ is full of SNCA and i would look like a faggot posting robot style threads there

>>8565
just do it wherever, ive been dropping bp troothnukes on random threads for 2 years now

dear diary, made friends with a real life maya today. she kinda smelled

Oh Lord, take away my friend's friends and his smelly real life maya. Thank you Lord, amen.

>>8563
>please add a board to jerk off with other mayacels
Drenthe is there to shit up though

>>8602
my trvecel powers... they're waning....

>>8601
nigga i wish

>>8601
>>8602
>>8605
>>8606
Gummy words by gemmy zaryans

>>8606
i want to date her so badly but i don't want to be a fakecel FUCK

>>8601
PLEASEPLEASEPLEQSEPLEQAEPLEASEPLEASRPLEASEPLEQSEPLEAS4PPEAEE

sunken cost fallacy. i don't deserve to be happy and be with someone. the road ahead is filled with filth, pissjugs, dirty dakimakura pillows, and sexual relief toys. each step hurts and i feel myself get disconnected more and more with communities the further i go in, but this life suits me just fine. from now on ill be more stone cold and make sure to reject every social interaction as much as possible, only exceptions would be ones where it's impossible to not be social like in group works and shit. imageboard forums don't count right? you're all just pixels in a screen afterall

>>8610
🥹

>>8608
she could fix my trucel heart doe

>>8610
>the road ahead is filled with filth, pissjugs, dirty dakimakura pillows, and sexual relief toys.
if you were truly stone cold you wouldn't need any of those things

>>8630
but going to the bathroom takes too long

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>>8632

bump i need muh board back

she was willing to play roblox with me. her internet was trash but from our interaction and her way with words ive learned she's a beaming light of whimsical positivity that i can't help but feel disgust over the thought of me having my stone cold heart melt away. she seems so damn easy to exploit due to her being a lonesome weirdo, it's so tempting but for the sake of my trvecel status i really couldn't give a shit. i didnt atleast, up until i saw her use soyprano as her fucking public profile picture...

and then everybody clapped

>>8722
treat xer well ofzo

>>8722
what are her interests? just wondering

>>8725
roblox, cry of fear, silent hill, SoL and CGDCT tranime, cats. those are the things ive gathered so far

>>8726
alright, thats nice, im ceasing my investigation now

>>8722
She's going to sperg out like all autistic foids do and leave you for BCC (Big Chad Cock)

>>8728
truer words. it's best for me to not get involved but im being pulled in like fish to a bait, man. i was one of the first to approach her and she's been clinging pretty close ever since especially during lunchbreak, ill just see what happens whilst attempting to avoid catching feelings for her as it'll just end badly for me since i have no experience in connecting with the opposite sex whatsoever

>>8729
is it an irl relationship? dont deny yourself it, you need the experience o algo

>>8730
IM TRVECEL NIGGA. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IN THIS BITCH. I NEED NO EXPERIENCE

>>8729
If she's this clingy now when she'll get bored, because she'll get bored, she'll try to leave. If you want to be serious you have to become Mr Doormat, it requires incredible patience for something that might not even be

>>8732
yeah that's the plan im going for, have her realize that she's talking to a brick wall that can't find anything to have a conversation on so that she'll eventually leave. im not planning of having to commit to a relationship with anyone EVER

>>8733
at least play along until she lets you hit doe

>>8734
this is exactly how orbiters are made, the only winning move is to not play at all

>>8735
i agree but if zaryan has an actual chance he should still go for it

Just rape her lmao, what's that shit of "playing along" bro that's not the way to do things

>Just rape her lmao, what's that shit of "playing along" bro that's not the way to do things

>>8737
bro...

my thread has became a mini r9k this is great

and then everybody plapped

>>8741
no one in this thread has ever plapped

guys this girl I'm talking to loves video games and anime and all the same stuff as me and she basically looks like a model and she's so funny and she's a shut in just like me but I'm somewhat of a wizard so I'm really nonchalant, anyway she goes to another school you wouldn't know her I met her at summercamp

>>8742
to be fair i did fuck your mom last night so

>>8743
Also I forgot to say she has a BWC

i give up on everything why should i do anything when ill die alone next to my dirty bodypillow because i cant do anything right

i got cucked by a 2d girl, it turns out the real life maya is attracted to tomoko kuroki geg

>>8858
snopes?

>>8858
BRVTAL

>>8858
it never began for zaryans

>>8858
No

>>8858
Koos, pin this post

>>8858
Mayacels...

>>8610
holy shit

>>8610
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