Overboard

I'm writing a shiwi rewrite because it's outdated as shit here it is currently, I plan to have a section for splinters, what parts of of zarty history should I mention, preferably with links to those threads so I can archive them 48 replies omitted.

Hi my name is Chud Niggerslayerson1488 I am writing this with a log of raisin on some toilet paper. I woke up as I usually did in my concrete block apartment as I live in Europe, I had my coffe and cigarettes for breakfast and got ready for my shitty fast food job. But all my relatives had been killed by immigrants and I didn't have a car so I couldn't get a lift, and I didn't wanna take the bus since it's filled with curry-stinking jeets, pakis and violent arabic shitskins. So I phoned a knockoff uber, this would be the worst decision of my life... The uber knockoff was called "Unbothered Brapping Lesotho Ubers INC." I thought it was strange but I didn't have a choice as I was broke and I could only afford that one and walking wasn't a choice here as I would get BTFOd by niggers in my area. The uber was a filthy shitcoloured brown and stinky green braps exited the exhaust pipe, the "car" was covered in MAP flags, awards and various flags from south american, African and south east asian countries and it had some red lips. I thought that was strange to say the least but since I already paid I got in, and as I did I felt an immense amount of horror wash over me as I saw that all the insides were stained with cum and neo-vagina fluids, the driver was a fat african man he spoke in a garbled tongue but said something among the lines of "Ay mayne get yo cracka ass in da zeltycar already we ain' got no time to lose blod, mi wanna go home so mi can goon to Mymyabuse, scat and 'o on el 'cord with my true zellig fan sisters" I just told him to drive as I was getting tired of being in the car already and felt nauseous, as the fat nigger drove he whipped out his cum-stained phone from 2008 with discord and shortcuts to websites like zelligparty dot soy and jakparty dot soy being the only apps, he opened discord to a server named zelligzone which was filled to the brim with 'p, Mymyabuse, gore, BBC, yuri and other horros that were hard to see because of the niggers massive fat back. The niggers gaze was soley focused on the vile contents and stroked his tiny 'ecker with the other fat baby-like fist, the car sped past my work location and far into some apocalyptic town called "zeltyville" as the nigger reached his climax the car crashed, he died instantly hitting a brick wall his fat brown face smashing into the brickwall. I didn't know if I was lucky or unlucky to survive as I gazed out the window it was filled with obese brown men walking with their transgender girlfriends, I climbed out of the car window, I saw this apocalyptic nigger village it was far far away from any white civilization. Trying to find anyone that wasn't subhuman to help me get home proved a hard task but I tried anyways that's when a fat fucking nigger started grabbing me from behind and started speaking aroused ebonics "Yow white bwoy waah fi cum tuh mi gooncave? yu cyaah tek sum estrogen an dress up as Mymy an mi cyaah goon tuh yu as mi tie yu up an choke yu jus like mi favourite Mymyabuse gemmies an Wi cyaah goon tuh sum 'lita togedda an Maya gemmies" I didn't know what the fat fucking nigger tranny Jamaican said but I pulled out my illegally bought Chinese switchblade and stabbed him in the gut, slicing his fat nigger belly open bile, guts, fried chicken, water melon, gumbo and semen flooded out of his fat belly. As I ran from the scene all the niggers started shouting "GIT DI BABYLON DIS WHITE BWOY KILL AWON" and it wasn't long before some niggers handcuffed me, they had VR headsets playing 'p and gore videos 24/7 but still caught me somehow, I ws thrown in a jail shack, I'm stuck in this hut, they barely feed me. I am surely still stuck here when you read this, again this is being written with my own shit on some toilet paper as I'll send it out by carrier pidgeon as a cry for help... 37 replies omitted.

tomorrow, its mymys birthdays, hooray 14 replies omitted.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYMY!!
>It just became third of march here 4 replies omitted.

new 'eel 1 replies omitted.

mymy birthday acceleration thread 4 replies omitted.

is the "it's based and zelligpilled" meme really bannable here? 1 replies omitted.

>ay no wey cuban and venezuelan diasporARYANS don't want to illegalize being white, straight and male nor they want 60 million haitians on our country or something

Real nigga hours here in Japsterdam, who is up? 11 replies omitted.

Can you guys post this video on the site? It's really funny
https://youtube.com/shorts/OOOCPw2GH1M?si=sRgt7IYvaw5Dk6cV

nigga

Green energy is the cheapest and only way for Europe to be competitive in production. Ukraine needs to join the EU. "Right" parties like the AFD, FdI, RN or MAGA are not right and destroy the west. Prove me wrong 2 replies omitted.

genially curious

he's basically the top guy that leftists cite, who would be the right wing version of that? 17 replies omitted.

Why are zelliggers so confident on being wrong all the time? They're literally just making shit up in their head. Mymy would still be obsessed with The Netherlands because it's funny, that's it. This alteration of what Massa intended when he wrote this is the coal that's killing 'zellig 18 replies omitted.

Can someone post the chuddy Stille Willem song? That one about niggers and that had Mymy, Maya, Coco and Vera's AI voices at the end? 12 replies omitted.

I haven't seen 'liggers be mayafags. Mymy, Kikey, Yana? Plenty. Coco? Just ESLing around. Thoughts?
>nu' lidly

The source code to Minecraft console editions have been leaked by a 4chuck /g/ooner.
https://github.com/smartcmd/MinecraftConsoles
We should make a new zelligcraft with this of zoiets. 1 replies omitted.

This is my first time making soyjak gif rate it 3 replies omitted.

doesn't matter what you use. Wax, hash, bongs, pipes... as long as you smoke that ganja! 8 replies omitted.

If Chadmeini loses, iran would become progressivehell (doe they already are but know they would be open about it) their oppofiction is just center left niggers, unlike aryan cuban opposition kjjj
https://x.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/2027716380905070878 39 replies omitted.

Great video summarizing the dating landscape

what do zaryans think of quotey quoot 2 replies omitted.

>Zaryans are K-z's chosen posters
>Don't show the soyim what's written on the Zalmud
>You can't make fun of a certain tribe of posters but they can do it back, who are they?
>They promote open borders for other imageboard but not for their own, who are they?
>Cool it down with the antizelligtism, soyim.
>Stop noticing soyim.
>He has double imageboardship but says he is a 'jakker when he needs to shill NAS somewhere else, who is it?
>How come Zaryans are only 2% of the entire population of the soysphere but own 95% of the gems?
>Oy zey! You should let the frogposters on your 'board! It's the only way that the Sharty will survive!
>My fellow soyteens
>My fellow 'jakkers
>Frogposting doesn't happen on the Sharty, but it should and this is why you deserve it and why it's a good thing
>Actually Froot banned 6 ongezillion zelligposters during the /qa/cause
>No, you can't check the archives, that's a bannable offense
>Oy zey, look at this new website I have made: it's called gekoloniseerd.com!
>To make something zosher, simply wash it with glistening zems and it will kill any remaining soyim particle
>When the Zaryan zins too much, he may take a reelcattle and project all of his zins onto him, then beat him to death to be free of zin
>Remember the Zellig-Soy Cultural Values soyim!
>You need to send 55 billions gems to Soyzellig, after all, we're your greatest ally.
>You need to let the Redditors in and allow them to enact Redditia Law!
>And there it is....Antizelligtism in the open.. this is just like another zelligcaust 13 replies omitted.

24 hour MPA please.

the Video uploading isn't working on https://ongezelligbooru.com/ for some reason, it seems to be a ffprobe error

Chuds are beating up antifaniggers in the streets and displaying their flag as trophy and you're blackpilling?

who do you think is the worst us president, and why?
<Reddit
For me it's either Bush or Clinton

This is my first time making mymy now rate my shitty sketch 62 replies omitted.

what direction and where do (you) think each of them will end up in life? 33 replies omitted.