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>>21429
Yeah wtf. Especially considering that 1/8* of all soyteens use this site. Why the fuck are they fast on Youtube but post nothing here?
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'zellingtrannies... bow down to ME
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>'zelling
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>spend childhood and teenage years in complete isolation because schizo-Christian parents; dropped out of school because of them
>grow up with internet, become completely fucked in head as a result of the combination
>so much boredom’s and loneliness, no ability to focus anymore from emotional pain
>develop impulsive drug habit
>be a sociopathic tinder man-whore for two years in attempt to mooch off girlfriends and run away from parents until the China flu ruins that
>move back in with parents, complete mental trainwreck
>try to work jobs and make friends and become normie
>mocked and taken advantage of
>watch as tiny freckle turns into giant mole during time period
>isolated again
>become workaholic
>burnout, health fears, isolation lead up to worsening habits
>joyride parent’s car after heavy drinking one night
>speed into ditch; getting a concussion, totaling car and spending 3 nights in jail
>working as much as possible to pay legal expenses
>mole continues to grow, realize I’m developing cancer
>cannot afford any form of preventative measures due to legal expenses and overall high costs without insurance
>realize I will die from a preventable cancer because all my money is going to the government and my last days will be spent grinding like an enslaved pawn all alone
I may be a dumbass, but I won’t be a dumbass for very long.
>At least the sky was beautiful today
Skin cancer is easy as fuck to cure, just apply bandages of baking soda and water.
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>zelling.. le bad or something!
zooty zoot why can they not type zellig correctly
zooty zoot why can they not type zellig correctly
>>4494
Because they're fresh off of twitter/discord/reddit and are trying to fit in by hating on something they don't know anything about
Because they're fresh off of twitter/discord/reddit and are trying to fit in by hating on something they don't know anything about
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'zelling fans are all city slickers
someone inform these goofballs of the fact that the board has infinite pages
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MAYA IS BLACK
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What makes me kind of upset about Ongezellig is how lightheartedly these two bitches are portrayed as if they were completely innocent and totally not responsible for Maya's misery.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf. 100 replies omitted.
Imagine you are Maya for a second: you are an only child living a nice, quiet life in a first world country, until your fucking whore mother decides she wants those reddit virtue signaling good boy points and takes in TWO foreign invaders home (and from two completely different ethnicities, of course) who start hoarding all the attention and even going so far as to having your parents throwing the cat out, probably to a shelter so that the thing can get euthanized, assuming they didn't just let it out onto the streets to starve to death because Indonesians are savage monkeyniggers who have no consideration for animals (one quick youtube search confirms this fact).
These bitches just do not care about her sister's wellbeing at all; Mymy doesn't even hide her disdain toward her sister and openly mocks her and calls her out for being a freak. They share absolutely zero things in common and will completely disassociate the moment they stop living in the same household.
Coco is just your regular first world white european female, and as such she has got no blood in her body. There is not a single ounce of empathy in her body. She is so high up in her fart cloud she help herself but to feel pity towards the peasants under her. She puts on her all-too-common feigned concern voice to talk to the hobo next door.
There is no common ground to be had. All concern is feigned. There is absolutely nothing they could sit down and talk about because Maya has no personality; she did not have the time or the means to develop one. Whenever she is not sulking over her shit life she is caught up wasting her time away gooning or cpnsuming whatever FOTM goyslop allows her to self insert into someone else's more interesting (fictional) life. If you were to ask her, she probably does not even have a music taste at all, nor has read a book in years or watched anything barring her decadent oriental cartoons.
The reality is, that the girls are two years away from finishing high school. After graduation, which Maya will probably struggle to even achieve, her sisters will go to college, probably to take on a career path chosen out of personal preference, while Maya, pressured not to be left behind, or maybe pressured not to feel like an actual waste of oxygen, will probably take on art or some other useless shit females pick before quitting within the first semester when she meets her first hurdle. From then on starts her downward spiral into neetdom.
Eventually she will not be able to bear with herself anymore and will inevitably kill herself in the end, probably not a virgin though. Her family will probably be heartbroken, but only for like two weeks, because there is only so much you can mourn for someone whose life ended at 6.
Honestly if I was Maya I would just fucking kill them both and then mysečf. 100 replies omitted.
>>21375
instead of doxxing him we should accelerate the inevitable and make him troon out. why dox if you can literally kill?
instead of doxxing him we should accelerate the inevitable and make him troon out. why dox if you can literally kill?
>>21376
He is just a cringe retarded 14 year old child. I am unhappy and concerned with him but there is litteraly nothing you can do, he won't listen, others tried.
He is just a cringe retarded 14 year old child. I am unhappy and concerned with him but there is litteraly nothing you can do, he won't listen, others tried.
>>21377
it's the fate he choose, also i dont't think anything of worth would be lost if he acked himself
it's the fate he choose, also i dont't think anything of worth would be lost if he acked himself
>>21378
Tbh no idea why the community around him got so big, for me he always was just the "Justin Y of this community", got kinda annoying tbh, not that I hate him I just do not think his vids are good, havent watched him that much in the first place.
'Cord was kinda gemmy but got coaly really quickly. I dont think a young child like him should be even running a discord, especially when he is ready to do a face reveal because someone asked him to do it as a joke. He is painfully unfunny sometimes but you really cant get mad, he is a child. Why he even matters, I d just rather leave my spicca alone. Tragic how he will probably troon out or ACK from stress but nothing we can do.
Tbh no idea why the community around him got so big, for me he always was just the "Justin Y of this community", got kinda annoying tbh, not that I hate him I just do not think his vids are good, havent watched him that much in the first place.
'Cord was kinda gemmy but got coaly really quickly. I dont think a young child like him should be even running a discord, especially when he is ready to do a face reveal because someone asked him to do it as a joke. He is painfully unfunny sometimes but you really cant get mad, he is a child. Why he even matters, I d just rather leave my spicca alone. Tragic how he will probably troon out or ACK from stress but nothing we can do.
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soyboys get raped
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how do u lucid dream? ive been trying for a while
>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
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>Dream jou-
done that
>Wake back to be-
i keep sleeping through my alarms, or i cant go back to sleep 17 replies omitted.
>>21214
ive had around 3 so far
the only word i can use to describe it is shallow
like i feel like one nudge away from waking up, and the sensations were really mild
maybe its just a me problem
ive had around 3 so far
the only word i can use to describe it is shallow
like i feel like one nudge away from waking up, and the sensations were really mild
maybe its just a me problem
For me, if I got aware of being in a dream, it would kill the charm of the dream. How does it differ from just using your imagination without sleeping?
>>21260
It's for us niggas that can't rotate an apple in the head n shiet
It's for us niggas that can't rotate an apple in the head n shiet
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zootdzki zoot kocham cie zoocki ziut chcem mieć z tobą 15 dzieci i żyć w górach z tobą
Wierna fanka <3 5 replies omitted.
Wierna fanka <3 5 replies omitted.
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Do you believe in souls?
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>>21140
Argument from incredulity is not a valid argument thoughever
Argument from incredulity is not a valid argument thoughever
>>21153
>An unnatural death results from an external cause, typically including homicides, suicides, accidents, medical errors, alcohol intoxications and drug overdoses.
>An unnatural death results from an external cause, typically including homicides, suicides, accidents, medical errors, alcohol intoxications and drug overdoses.
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irl zellig reference
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If maya is meant to have no friends then why sid Massa draw her with a friend
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something
>I can't find le image but it's the one where she's with one of the background characters playing uno or something
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this is non-canon and was drawn as a gift for her voice actor, robin barten
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https://youtu.be/Aq1lkc4qfFk
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>>14350
mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy
mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy
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>>20889
>mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy
>mymy abuse dislikers when they actually sit down for once and imagine how amusing it would be to snatch the innocence away from a girl like mymy
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why are nordic women so unable to resist BBC?
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4chan /bant/ is being GEKOLONISEERD by /biz/ after mods force everyone on /biz/ to send in their emails to post, any Zaryan opinions? It has been a lesser known 'zellig homeland since /qa/ shutdown
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>>1965
Just checked /bant/ for zellig threads. Seems like literal AIDS. Not worth any zaryan investment.
Just checked /bant/ for zellig threads. Seems like literal AIDS. Not worth any zaryan investment.
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>>1966
It's true, it's hard to believe after the closure mods banned /qa/ posters that were making the place gemmier
It's true, it's hard to believe after the closure mods banned /qa/ posters that were making the place gemmier
Also ZOOT ban all Serbians, Russians, Americans, Canadians, Portugese, Australians, Poles, Irish, Germans, Italians, Argentinians, Hungarians, British, Indonesians and Dutch. Just to be sure that we don't have any traitors.
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This selling TikTok account killed themself
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One of our own 43 replies omitted.
>>21037
im waiting for soyzellig dot party group suicide event on june 24th
im waiting for soyzellig dot party group suicide event on june 24th
>>21053
being mistaken for a 'cord troon is a sign to stop posting coal
being mistaken for a 'cord troon is a sign to stop posting coal
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>we're le trad and based even doe our previous pm was a literal closeted tranny lesbian
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we're le trad and based even doe our previous pm was a literal closeted tranny lesbian
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>we're le trad and based even doe all we invented for a whole time of our being it's srbosjek.
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i wanna shoot people in real life
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>>4388
If that happened we should lock the place until it’s died down so that we won’t be overrun by normalGODs and libtards
If that happened we should lock the place until it’s died down so that we won’t be overrun by normalGODs and libtards
>>4389
Yeah but you still wouldn't be able to get rid of em completely, plus we would have anti zelligs, and the community wouldn't come back together completely and blah blah it'd be a mess. Let's try to stay low profile, at least for now..
Yeah but you still wouldn't be able to get rid of em completely, plus we would have anti zelligs, and the community wouldn't come back together completely and blah blah it'd be a mess. Let's try to stay low profile, at least for now..
>>4409
Maybe then do it if the zarty is about to die? It would be awesome to go down with a bomb like this
Maybe then do it if the zarty is about to die? It would be awesome to go down with a bomb like this
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Shieeeeeeeeeeeet can't a zaryan post at least a single BASED Basil on the sharty?
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days are flying by me bros, I don't even realize it and a whole week goes by without me having done anything
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>>20925
I know what it's like, if it helps, do new things, as small as going on a different walk or buying a new video game, if you can make it bigger, go places, do stuff. If you don't you'll be 60 years old and asking yourself "What happened???". Also I read in the thread about distractions and yeah, those are really important to drop. I don't usually bring my phone around with me. It's not what you have to do but it's an option for getting rid of distractions.
I know what it's like, if it helps, do new things, as small as going on a different walk or buying a new video game, if you can make it bigger, go places, do stuff. If you don't you'll be 60 years old and asking yourself "What happened???". Also I read in the thread about distractions and yeah, those are really important to drop. I don't usually bring my phone around with me. It's not what you have to do but it's an option for getting rid of distractions.
think about the thing you fear the most, or that causes the strongest shock/hesitation etc. that's what you should be doing. even if the fear is just of task switching and having to adopt a different mindset, focus on that, get used to task switching.
if you always look for the thing that evokes fear then you will always be expanding your mind and moving into new territory, you will never be lost.
if you always look for the thing that evokes fear then you will always be expanding your mind and moving into new territory, you will never be lost.
>>20925
You need to normiemaxx. Go to college, get a job, go to every school/work event, volunteer for some public holiday work like setting up Christmas decorations, etc.
Eventually time will start feeling like it means something.
You need to normiemaxx. Go to college, get a job, go to every school/work event, volunteer for some public holiday work like setting up Christmas decorations, etc.
Eventually time will start feeling like it means something.
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What languages are you learnings/know at the moment?
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>if you know english you shouldn't bother with anything else, it's a waste of time
>>6970
English is my native language and I understand German at the A1 level.
English is my native language and I understand German at the A1 level.
I know english and spanish. im learning dutch rn, for obvious reasons, and some german. i was into russian until i found out that the grammar changes for russian nouns 12 gorillion times or something.
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>>4370
He had a chance by ponder to extreme autism patients and schizophrenics but he unfortunately grew to hate the growing non dutch audience and subsequently got cancer of out spite
He had a chance by ponder to extreme autism patients and schizophrenics but he unfortunately grew to hate the growing non dutch audience and subsequently got cancer of out spite
>>4370
ongezellig was a passion project rather than money making slop
ongezellig was a passion project rather than money making slop
>>4379
even doe Massa abandoned it because he didn't get a phone call from Disney to serialize his cartoon
even doe Massa abandoned it because he didn't get a phone call from Disney to serialize his cartoon
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Discuss 'blox games or something
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>>4378
BLEED
BLEED
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Is this real
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>I can fix that
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Are our days counted? The novelty has worn off and there is only so much you can say about a show with one (1) episode. I give it a year before 99% of you move onto something else and this board dies out.
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>>16446
yup we need this without a doubt if we want to protect our cvltvre especially from all the BBC and Yurifags which think this has become their home recently, CLEAR THEM OUT ZARYANS
yup we need this without a doubt if we want to protect our cvltvre especially from all the BBC and Yurifags which think this has become their home recently, CLEAR THEM OUT ZARYANS
>>16446
no eventually we'll find something new and itll be gemmy as hell
no eventually we'll find something new and itll be gemmy as hell
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we need drawgods to make a version of this where Trump is Mymy telling Maya that "x is down the hall and to the left" or something.
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Okay, so, be it, I will take pity on you
>Maya: h-hey, Mymy, can you say where is...
<Mymy: Goon cave? Oh, yeah, it's down the hall and to the left...
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