Overboard

Hello, fellow zaryans!

I would first like to wish you all a happy new year! I hope that God grants you everything that you may need in the upcoming months.

Secondly, I would wish to share my satisfaction with the zarty. Even if the site could still see some improvements, I am happy that i have managed to provide a good enoug place for zelligposters to hang around and share their thoughts and ideas. I hope that in the next year, we will be able to grow as a community and see some more outstanding gemeralds!

Altough I did not give you any preasents for christmas or new year's eve, I still have OC that I will love to share with you when I am done with them.

TL;DR Thanks for using the zarty, keep making gemmy OC and God bless you!

you might want to make sure GET-6444s a gemmy one

ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ADD /ohio/ NOWWWWWWWWWWW

https://youtu.be/fs1tdoQCY3w 1 replies omitted.

Hello Foenkie

-from lardonthejartex

>10k views on 1M day

Kill all Soybooru Approvers

999,825 views

oh my fauci it might hit 1 mil by the end of the year 1 replies omitted.

Zoot what are you gonna do about the cytube faggot namefags like joel, feralteen, kleki, baritone, blackhawk etc 28 replies omitted.

when is zoot gonna make /numetal/?

Zaryans? Our response? 11 replies omitted.

You will never be a real pirate. You have no treasure map, no peg peg leg. You have no doubloons. You are a crowing man twisted by tavern tales and folk fables into a crude mockery of of seas perfection. All the respect you get is two faced and half-hearted. Behind your back landlubbers mock you. Your crewmen are ashamed and disgusted of you. Your mateys laugh at your sophisticated appearance on lower decks. Merchants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds better than Caribbean spices. Even privateers who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a merchant. Your standardized royal ship yard bow structure is a dead giveaway, and even if you get a rum smuggler to deck with you he'll turn sails and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your perfumed powdered wig. You will never be feared. You wrench out a fake grimace every morning looking in the framed mirror from France while drinking salon tea from fine China, and tell yourself it's going to be fine. But deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like the Kraken's tentacle, ready to drag you to the Davy Jone's Locker. Eventually, it'll be too much to bear. You'll buy a plank, put it overboard, slowly goose step across it and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bo'sun and first lieutenant will find you missing from your lodge at four bells, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to serve under you, and the unbearable shame and disappointment that follows suit. They'll send a short letter to the royal admiralty with your letter of marquee attached, and every royal navy cadet for the rest of eternity will know a king's man had served on that ship. Your body will be eaten by Poseidon's creatures and go back to the sand, and all that will remain of your legacy is is a short footnote of your portrait hanging in the back hall of the admiralty. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>IT'A DA ZELLIG WHO'S KILLING THE SHARTY
<but not da frogs, ponies, boykissers, anthros, furries, TADCfags, Omorifags, blogposters, countrywars, penis color wars fags, tranime, speech bubbling, gore, porn, DNB, dead nigger corpses posting, doxxing literal whos, the jarty, QAfe, commiepedotroons, and literal demoralization posters 11 replies omitted.

<You took me out of the Netherlands to live here?

GEEEEEEEEG

Is he the first aryan spic?

why does joel sometimes call himself "warlock"

Do you believe sorcery/witches still exists? 1 replies omitted.

Happy christmas zaryans!
or christmas eve if ur american or something

Merry Christmas everyone! 5 replies omitted.

Spin.

WHY ARE YOU DRAWFAGS NOT POSTING YOUR ART ON THE SHARTY /qa/? I CAN'T SEE IT ON THE LOG OR THE DRAW THREAD 2 replies omitted.

Nigga

>biblically accurate angels
>soul vs soulless
>nintendo is the only developer making games not movies
>vtube
>immersive sims
>sport
>gameplay loop
>____: a critique
>the rise and fall of ____
>a good ____ but a bad ____
>anime
>K-POP
>y'all
>manga
>eceleb "drama"
>racing games
>so bad it's good
>board culture
>LGBT
>IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>music
>worker's rights
>story in a game is like story in a porn movie... It's not that important
>trust the science
>biblical references are bad
>just let people enjoy things
>lesbians are based
>sus
>trans rights
>CGI
>prostitution should be legalized
>its called being a decent human being
>fact checking
>edgy
>board games
>popular bad - not popular good
>drugs should be legal
>male manipulator
>tv show
>stan
>a fucking pandemic
>it's almost as if
>depression
>international laws
>fashion
>"WAR IS BAD"
>antibullying laws
>true communism just hasn't been tried yet
>Pewdiepie said nigger, he is based
>Black Lives Matter
>maybe, just maybe
>sexual assault
>toys
>gacha
>educate yourself
>shithead
>folk
>rape is bad even though women love it
>slice of life
>they/them
>chud
>equality
>you can't just criticize what you don't like
>harem
>twitter
>likable characters
>waifu
>pirating indie games is immoral
>its fun with friends
>abortion is not a murder
>japanese
>you don't shout fire in a crowded theater
>/tv/ is a bad board
>racism outside /b/ not allowed
>christianity/mormonism/scientology is just like a cult
>only aggressive niggers are bad
>tomboys
>nobody:
>who hurt you
>asmr
>femboy
>if you hate something, that means you actually like it
>old good - new bad
>I don't really care about politics, it makes me unhappy
>it's not rocket science
>discord
>wow, just wow
>filtered
>reporting soijak spammers isnt reddit
>it's ok to watch cartoons as an adult
>jumpscares = bad
>Yakuza
>John Wick
>literally me
>mental illness
>trope threads
>comfy
>toxic masculinity
>reject modernity
>vote with your wallet
>it's ok to cry to movies

10000 posts!

I love the Zarty! 2 replies omitted.

You niggers, don't antagonize the sharty, stop trying to feed the dramaqueen shit about falseflag offsiters N°200 on some 'cord server unrelated to us.
Also tf is up with the recent PPH drop and rise on NAZ?
>

someone clue me in on the drama

I apologies for the inconvenience. For some reason, the php files got corrupted. I tried to reinstall and it looks like it workded! Although a lot of images are missing...
Still, I have downloaded the folder before doing the reinstalation, so eventually me with the help of my mods/jannies can put upt a downloadable archcive!

BTW I recommend for you to follow this channel (if you have telegram), in case something similar happens.
https://t.me/soyzelligpartynews

<'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. 1 replies omitted.

this is what i look like (im trans btw if that matters)

Better than the jartee

oldest zellig thead on the y https://soyjak.party/mtv/thread/25.html 7 replies omitted.

<It's time to kick belgium ass and chew stroopwafels, and I'm all outta stroopwafels... 3 replies omitted.

I drunk bleach once it wasn't yummy

come back to qa already

cytube

<1488 more centuries of range-bans, Shitty filters and tech updates, shitty updates on my FNAF rip-off, or however the twitter and discord immigrants become the new kings over my /soy/ slaves
>NOOOOOOOOO, we gotta ban everyone who doesn't like tranime and Loli gooning or some vodka
<Oh yeah, some meirda... o algo... We gotta allow 1488 more Pedophiles to post while we ban all the natives for saying a single bad thing about me and lock them up in range-ban prison 1 replies omitted.

Beary win