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I know this place is full of ESLs, so signing this should be no problem for most of you.
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>>16238
youre clearly more mad by the way you got asshurt and accused me of projecting every reply
youre clearly more mad by the way you got asshurt and accused me of projecting every reply
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>youre clearly more mad by the way you got asshurt and accused me of projecting every reply
>IF I MAKE ONE MORE SHITTY SOYQUOTE I WILL FINALLY OWN DA AUTIST!!!!!!
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>IF I MAKE ONE MORE SHITTY SOYQUOTE I WILL FINALLY OWN DA AUTIST!!!!!!
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>lorna
ZARTYSISSIES........ 17 replies omitted.
ZARTYSISSIES........ 17 replies omitted.
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>chicken jockey
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What are the implications of Maya being a Joi AI in 2040s
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>>94913
That's because jannies are mindbroken by big cock (regardless of color)
That's because jannies are mindbroken by big cock (regardless of color)
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What are the chances of Rens being an actual chud?
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>>94933
Whats with the silence? Did a mosquito bite your balls little boy? Hmmm?
Whats with the silence? Did a mosquito bite your balls little boy? Hmmm?
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>I am the Great Maya Poo
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag 4 replies omitted.
>And I'm going to throw my coal at you!
>having friends, I wish
>but I'm just a stupid bitch
>I'm so big and fat and also a stupid fag 4 replies omitted.
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Maya blob is gemmier doe
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I’ve been in the studio massa discord server for about 3 years now, I LVOED the web series ongezellig. From the tape that’s set up outside maya’s room to mymy’s “Anime: Japanese Death Camps for the soul” I always loved this series' n' shiet. I even paid money so I could see Massa’s petje.af, I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint. One day I was sitting in one of the many vc streams massa does in his server when halfway through he was drawing stille willem. But something felt off, he sounded sad, he sounded like he had been crying for weeks. Regardless he pressed on with his drawing and soon after the stream was done, but for some reason he moved me to a different, private voice call. He joined soon after and said “Whassup” and began crying. He them said in dutch, “Ik ben gediagnosticeerd met een klinische depressie en worstel al een paar weken met deze ziekte, depressie ten top, ik heb mogelijk ook een seksueel overdraagbare aandoening opgelopen.” He then sighed, and DM’d me a zip file titled “Edpisode 2 deel 1-8” and left. When I saw this, I was ecstatic, I lost consciousness, and I coincidentally fell on my keyboard and moved my mouse enough and downloaded it. When I woke up, the episode finished downloading, and I opened the file. I saw all the deels were actually just compiled into one whole episode instead of what I presumed to be multiple video files. So as giddy as I was I opened the NEW second episode.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas- 20 replies omitted.
The episode starts with text flashing saying “This is a test and not a final product,” with the dutch television station for greater Amsterdam AT5 below it and then cuts to Mymy crying in her room with her Kapitein Koek parrot body pillow next to her. She looks at the camera with hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. She soon takes her nerf musket and puts it to the roof of her mouth, with it trembling in her hands. Before then after Coco opens the door with her board game that they usually play with at the end of every deel and says “Hoi Mymy” before a loud gunshot is heard as the screen cuts to black with what you’d presume to be coco screaming. But it didn’t sound voice acted, it sounded like an actual scream of terror like somebody just witnessed another person being murdered. The screen then fades back in as you can see Mymy talking with coco, as if everything was normal, but Mymy was visibly missing half her head with a visible exit wound. After they conversate which weirdly was in this backwards dutch, they both look to the camera, and Coco’s eyes started to bleed immensely and we were then taken back to the title screen with the “test” card. I could only presume that was the ending of deel 1, as deel 2 began. We see Mymy and Coco talking with each other in school with Vera the teacher drinking her classic alcoholic drink from the classic big green bottle with the classic bees on it in her classic mug with her classic purple hair and classic sweater, classic. Soon Mymy was called up to do a presentation. I thought they were done doing presentations in the first episode but i guess this might be for a different subject, Mymy as she was walking up the environment of the classroom started to look strange, like the paint was peeling off the walls, and everybody looked sick. When the camera finally shows her infront of the class Mymy begins to cry again. But THEN the classmates started to cry with her as multiple mymy’s began to crawl out of the classmates as they all had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. Stare at Mymy crying, the only people who weren’t like this were Maya and Coco. Under all this immense pressure Mymy took out a gun and killed her clones, at this point I didn’t what I am even viewing this never happened this was never par for the course of anyhting studio massa had made up until this point I begin to question happened to all of the silly jokes or references to dutch culture like the classic maps in the back of the classroom. Or even using dutch Microsoft Word to complete a geshidineis presentatie. I couldn’t take much more of this and I shut off my computer, but not before moving the files to a usb stick and smashing the stick into billions of little pieces, I advise others to do the same if you have been given this file.
A few days afterwards, Massa was doing another stream and I asked him about what that was all about with the fucked up deel. I asked him “Why do ya gotta do a nigga like this, with an episode like this?” Massa soon responded like. “What? What? Are you on about, have you taken your meds today? I don’t know what you’re talking about.” I insist to looking at our Dms where most of the time before we’d talk about the plot of ongezellig and how much I loved his work, but the file wasn't there. Massa soon after blocked which wasn’t like him, I felt pretty bad. Then I get a text from my BTICH ex-girlfriend, I was hoping it was her pastrami mud flaps on camera but it was instead her rotting corpse with hyper-realistic blood, and in the corner was mimi, her eyes glowing red. It was something of nightmares out of a creepypasta, maybe something that would be read by MrCreepypasta. Even /co/ losers wouldn’t dream of thinking something of this magnitude up. I look at the massa discord server and realize that ALL of the profiles became Mymy profiles my head started to spin. I hear knocking outside my door I yell “OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?” It soon becomes pounding as I hear a female screaming in dutch. I start to scramble for the kitchen to grab something to defend myself before running back to my room. I tell you not to download this video if it is sent you, I will never trust Studio Mas- 20 replies omitted.
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>bumping a one and a half year old thread
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>>94777
NIGMAYA WNBAG
NIGMAYA WNBAG
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>I loved the show so much, my ex-girlfriend for my 23rd birthday dressed up as one of the characters, she even put on orange body paint.
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i hate myself, and i feel like it's a mistake that i was born.
i have no redeeming qualities and i'm terrible at the only two things i do, which are: drawing and playing video games.
i'm Shit nobody cares about, i find it hard to believe that my disappearance or demise would leave a lasting impression on anyone or anything.
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i have no redeeming qualities and i'm terrible at the only two things i do, which are: drawing and playing video games.
i'm Shit nobody cares about, i find it hard to believe that my disappearance or demise would leave a lasting impression on anyone or anything.
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>>15986
oh ok...
>>15987
i'm a mayafaggot myself but i don't think like this and i think coco has good intentions but just doesn't understand how fucked up maya really is.
i was thinking of drawing maya and mymy as a duo, since they're both weird maybe they can make eachother happy.
this would help maya the most though.
oh ok...
>>15987
i'm a mayafaggot myself but i don't think like this and i think coco has good intentions but just doesn't understand how fucked up maya really is.
i was thinking of drawing maya and mymy as a duo, since they're both weird maybe they can make eachother happy.
this would help maya the most though.
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i love you buddy, hope you're doing great, wherever you are. never forget, i trvly care for (YOU) or something like that
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i look like this.
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>Boohoo nigga
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don't look like this man, there's no reason to look like that, you're le heckin awesome, especially if you are who i think you are
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It's my favourite series
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>>16053
i had fallout tale of two wastelands with 400 mods like 1 month ago but i uninstalled it to play red dead 2, red dead 1 and doom eternal [gigachad]
i had fallout tale of two wastelands with 400 mods like 1 month ago but i uninstalled it to play red dead 2, red dead 1 and doom eternal [gigachad]
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Zaryans, there is a missed chuddy reference in 'zellig. During the island scene, when maya kicks coco, i always wondered why she says "get typhus." like typhus is such a specific thing to say, why would she pick this insult in particular. well if you watched the holocaust section of Europa the last battle, you would know that holocaust was a lie and the main thing that caused the deaths in the concentration camps, as shown in the red cross reportings, was typhus. there was a typhus outbreak in europe at the time that caused 271k people to die in concentration camps
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>>94769
amerimutts don't know that languages other than english and spanish exist
amerimutts don't know that languages other than english and spanish exist
>>94767
there is no point in learning small nation languages that not even their native speakers want to use, learn something different instead
there is no point in learning small nation languages that not even their native speakers want to use, learn something different instead
>>94823
they may know about russian or chinese and these three languages (english, russian, and chinese) are the only ones worth learning anyway, all the other countries don't matter (and you are NOT going to learn hebrew chud)
they may know about russian or chinese and these three languages (english, russian, and chinese) are the only ones worth learning anyway, all the other countries don't matter (and you are NOT going to learn hebrew chud)
>>94828
Fuck russian. Overcomplicated nigger language (Russia is still cool albeit)
>>94823
How retarded do you think americans are? Well, while lots of Americans are retarded and can't point out the Netherlands on a map- God man my country is filled with braindead chinkslop consuming negros with no class or knowledge, and pseudo-intellectual libshits who are just as niggardly and retarded as everyone else. I fucking hate America.
Fuck russian. Overcomplicated nigger language (Russia is still cool albeit)
>>94823
How retarded do you think americans are? Well, while lots of Americans are retarded and can't point out the Netherlands on a map- God man my country is filled with braindead chinkslop consuming negros with no class or knowledge, and pseudo-intellectual libshits who are just as niggardly and retarded as everyone else. I fucking hate America.
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>>82739
The silver lining is that everyone has a bit of mongolian in them
The silver lining is that everyone has a bit of mongolian in them
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>>82764
Mongolia fucking won
Mongolia fucking won
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>Go to mcdonalds
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE 20 replies omitted.
>Decide what to eat
>Receive check from kiosk
>Air siren
>Sorry we currently can't accept
>IT'S RIGHT BEFORE 11 PM, RIGHT BEFORE IT CLOSES
IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE, SOMEONE IS HUNGRY, YOU FUCKER, YOU NIGGER, YOUR MOM IS A WHORE 20 replies omitted.
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>>94692
Delete useless threads, there's probably actual SNCA premium sitting around from 2 years ago
Delete useless threads, there's probably actual SNCA premium sitting around from 2 years ago
>>94687
nusoiclucks don't know how to encode their shit, it's honestly embarrassing at this point...
nusoiclucks don't know how to encode their shit, it's honestly embarrassing at this point...
I can barely eat a double cheeseburger there without being full
I'm happy about that but enjoy mcdonalds
I'm happy about that but enjoy mcdonalds
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Oh that's unfortunate...
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how was i not aware of this shit? and i thought this nigga was like gemmy or something. zarty we need to do something about this, we need to at least make it so nuzaryans or people as such won't get tricked into watching this niggers stuff or something. or did i miss something and some crazy action has happened?
>>16133
it's the nigga who made that one video of mymy in that random literal who game where xhe like drank da joos or something that's all i remember, looking back i guess it did had some signs already...
it's the nigga who made that one video of mymy in that random literal who game where xhe like drank da joos or something that's all i remember, looking back i guess it did had some signs already...
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So I've recently thinking about if it would be cool and possible to get a couple fans to meet up irl somewhere cool in the Netherlands this summer like the Efteling theme park or the place where Massa did his latest video at. I'm thinking we get a group of like 50 ppl,we customize and buy shirts that say "Onngezellig irl" or something and just and hangout with each other. I also like the idea of it being like a chill wholesome meet up so no like banners of Nazi Mymy or Coco with a blacksun in the background, just the basic Ongezellig material that we all loved in the first place. Gimme some feedback on this idea and how it can be improved, or if I'm just a Zetard for thinking it.
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>>94574
i dont even think that there are 50 active zaryans anymore
i dont even think that there are 50 active zaryans anymore
>>94759
Zaryans never die... The sun will rise and we will try again
Zaryans never die... The sun will rise and we will try again
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Forsen watched Deel 1+2 on stream.
Timestamps: 00:32:33 and 1:27:12
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2497317164
>>94570
despite despising anime, Joshua Moon surprisingly likes WataMote. if he likes WataMote despite it being a revolting coomer anime made by emotionally stunted chinky people, i imagine he'll like Ongezellig even more.
despite despising anime, Joshua Moon surprisingly likes WataMote. if he likes WataMote despite it being a revolting coomer anime made by emotionally stunted chinky people, i imagine he'll like Ongezellig even more.
>>94599
He has definitely heard of Ongezellig since one of his favourite threads to lurk in is the soy one, but I doubt he took time out of his NEET lifestyle to watch it
He has definitely heard of Ongezellig since one of his favourite threads to lurk in is the soy one, but I doubt he took time out of his NEET lifestyle to watch it
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The website has 138k posts now, we gotta reach 200k before the site turns 2 years old or else we will be remembered as deader than jarty
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>>94551
they best keep the fucking VPN blocking off then or its over
they best keep the fucking VPN blocking off then or its over
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There should be more zelligjaks
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Which zellig character has skibidi rizz?
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>>94562
what did i do to you nigga? there's no need to be as leaky about nothing...
what did i do to you nigga? there's no need to be as leaky about nothing...
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This is how Kiki views the world
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Does anybody here play the game "eve online"? I know it's a bit of a Jewish game for niggers but I just think it would be cool to go kill some fleets filled with faggots with like-minded individuals
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I used to play something similar to this but on the 'blox back in the day, game called "galaxy". Like one of those massively multiplayer space games or something... I would probably pick up a game like it again if I had the time for it; I wish i could just rot
>>15998
Sure man just either add me on steam or download the launcher and after creating your character write your name here
>>16034
Same I tried galaxy but it's a completely different game, a similar one to eve that's still on the 'blox is called starscape, but the community is slowly dying cuz inactive dev
Sure man just either add me on steam or download the launcher and after creating your character write your name here
>>16034
Same I tried galaxy but it's a completely different game, a similar one to eve that's still on the 'blox is called starscape, but the community is slowly dying cuz inactive dev
>>16039
Is this like heckin' StarCraft? The game I would shit people on for playing at le heckerino competitive level?
Is this like heckin' StarCraft? The game I would shit people on for playing at le heckerino competitive level?
>>16042
Not really, I can't really come up with a comparison game tbh.
Many MMO's that come from eve's period like WOW tend to be build more around predertmined progress and quest line while in eve it's more about getting out there and finding your own fun (joining a faction, getting into wars, join fleets). It is true that in the beginning it can be a bit overwhelming and that the spaceship controls are a bit lame but imo it's a fun game that is built around players interacting
Not really, I can't really come up with a comparison game tbh.
Many MMO's that come from eve's period like WOW tend to be build more around predertmined progress and quest line while in eve it's more about getting out there and finding your own fun (joining a faction, getting into wars, join fleets). It is true that in the beginning it can be a bit overwhelming and that the spaceship controls are a bit lame but imo it's a fun game that is built around players interacting
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(She brought you a plate full of fried chicken with a side of Vegetables)
<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
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<Here you go mista. Don't forget about your veggies!
(She winks blushing a little. You devour the chicken. Your manly hands grabbing the chicken one by one. All the eating makes you hot and you take of the top button on your shirt. She drinks in you masculine physique until you finish the chicken and notice her hot gaze. You smile and compliment the chicken. Maya snaps out of her dreamy gaze and takes the last carrot on the plate.)
<Don't forget the veggies mista. Open up!
(You nip the Carrot of her hand, your lips touching her finger for a split second. Maya gasps and pulls her hand back. For what feels like a eternity the two of you stand there. The Carrot still in your mouth. Maya took your plate and started to clean the dishes)
<Glad you enjoyed it mista. Thanks for the smoke alarm battery.
(She says awkwardly not looking at you with a dry forced laugh. You don't know what to say and say good bye and thanks for the meal. You slowly walk towards the door. As you were about to hold the door nob, Maya hugs you from behind. You can here her panting with a mix of a slight whimper. Her chest pressed against your shoulder. You feel her warmth and desperate breeding. She looks at you with bedroom eyes filled with small sparkles from her pent up tears. She whispers to your ear in a shaking voice)
<Oh Honey child I thinks I need my white savior tonight.
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>>94444
Nigger Maya is what would happen if Ravi was a surinamese nigger instead of being a surinamese pajeet
Nigger Maya is what would happen if Ravi was a surinamese nigger instead of being a surinamese pajeet
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>Getting a 30 minute ban on the Sharty
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>>16009
i got a perma ban for posting this picture for like 1 week now
i got a perma ban for posting this picture for like 1 week now
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I had fun today
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>I'm the "uh we're animals lol" poster, if anything.
>>94510
I just wanted to say that was the real life meaning, not "le having fun" (hedonism), and I meant that it was stupid to assume that people have some special meaning of life, different from all other living organisms, and that the fact we are "the crown of creation" doesn't imply the mentioned assumption.
I just wanted to say that was the real life meaning, not "le having fun" (hedonism), and I meant that it was stupid to assume that people have some special meaning of life, different from all other living organisms, and that the fact we are "the crown of creation" doesn't imply the mentioned assumption.
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nigga all i said was that having fun in life is amazing, and then this shit happens holy shit you niggas are nuts, well i guess it did imply that life was PURELY only about fun, but well it isn't nigga. this is some preddit smugjak ass bullshit nigga, having and making your own family is just as important o algo, especially for you zaryans, you zaryans have to continue the race that's just a fact. anyway if this comes off as mean or some other shit i'm sorry, i love all of you. i just looked at the dark sky, there were so many stars, there was one star i was constantly coming back to look though, life is so amazing. how can people think of ending it? it's sad really...
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Happy Amerimonth my fellow AmeriGODS
>>16040
does anyone have the first video but it cuts to an islamic nasheed
does anyone have the first video but it cuts to an islamic nasheed
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Why did Massa copy Dora?
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>>94458
fixed it
fixed it
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i love yuo all
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>>11130
not sure but i think you're that buddy that was obsessively leaking over me self inserting as 'jaks (which is keyed, aryan and 'arty culture btw) but either way i hope it gets better man, we've all been there but it always gets better, remember nothing ever happens. that means NOTHING ever happens, just because it seems like something has happened e.g. "it's over" it means something is about to just get started, it all balances out in the end, resulting in a pefrect even nothing ever happens buddy :)
not sure but i think you're that buddy that was obsessively leaking over me self inserting as 'jaks (which is keyed, aryan and 'arty culture btw) but either way i hope it gets better man, we've all been there but it always gets better, remember nothing ever happens. that means NOTHING ever happens, just because it seems like something has happened e.g. "it's over" it means something is about to just get started, it all balances out in the end, resulting in a pefrect even nothing ever happens buddy :)
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Post screenshots about /co/ coomerpost or something like that.
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/ 531 replies omitted.
>inb4 Moved to >>>/qa/ 531 replies omitted.
>>94383
3 people look like this and they won't get to see this if you don't post it on /co/
3 people look like this and they won't get to see this if you don't post it on /co/
>>94389
Next time they make a thread, I would also have to compress it until it's <4 MB. I am also quite sure that whoever needs to see it already did
Next time they make a thread, I would also have to compress it until it's <4 MB. I am also quite sure that whoever needs to see it already did
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mymy art I made for pixelplanet.fun as I saw you niggas use autoconverts a lot.
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>>94304
ppf colors are limited nigga
ppf colors are limited nigga
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margestonemerald
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is the sharty down? i havent seen anyone else mentioning it but when i go to the url it appears that it just doesnt exist, am i just retarded and typing it wrong or what
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>>15957
i checked the log on every board and went on multiple different splinter sites and i havent seen a single person saying this
i checked the log on every board and went on multiple different splinter sites and i havent seen a single person saying this
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Need image where Trumps appoints Coco for Boer refuge
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