What should i take for an ancestry test since 23andme intentionally puts bullshit in their ancestry tests¡

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Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 15:24:33 No.11733

What should i take for an ancestry test since 23andme intentionally puts bullshit in their ancestry tests¡

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 15:32:56 No.11734

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>>11733
look in the mirror if your skin color is darker than the attached image then you're a nigger and if its lighter then you're White

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 15:39:40 No.11735

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>>11734
i oscillate between skin color so theres pics of me that have white skin (like in your pic or lighter) and dark brown hair but there are also pics of me that look like i am completely brown. i also have 2 sisters who look white but i don't and this really confuses me and i have issues looking at myself in the mirror becuase i don't know who i am and i hate my life so this isn't enough for me

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 15:52:21 No.11736

>>11735
dont worry about it to much
genetically Latinos might as well be white since they are descended from a mix of Spaniards and native americans who were already basically white so youre fine

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 16:13:36 No.11737

>>11736
I still need closure on my genetics though

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 16:19:47 No.11738

>>11737
Just never go outside. Then you'll look like a huwhite conquistador o algo.

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 16:38:50 No.11741

>>11738
I already do this though

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 16:41:39 No.11743

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>>11733
you guys remember when a guy gived to 23andme the saliva of his pet lizard and the resoult came out as 51% ashkenazi jewish

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 16:44:39 No.11744

>>11743
yeah lol

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 16:47:14 No.11745

>>11743
Holy geg
>>11744
We don't say lol here, compadre.

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 16:59:55 No.11746

>>11743
That's keyed

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:02:59 No.11747

>>11743
this proves that jews are lizard people

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:07:04 No.11749

>>11736
native americans were asian

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:11:04 No.11750

>>11749
yeah but asians are only second to white people and they were pretty keyed

Zaryan 08/04/25 (Mon) 17:31:41 No.11753

>>11750
Alaska Natives are keyed because lots of them converted to orthodoxy and my brother who was stationed in Alaska for the Army said they like to get drunker than shit. Alaska is Hyperborea because there are no niggers there just don't go to Anchorage.

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 07:38:48 No.11880

>>11734
exactly my skin color award

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 10:19:06 No.11886

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>>11753
>these based chinks are literally hyperborean or something

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 12:54:07 No.11887

Pretty sure like all of these ancestry companies are owned by jews btw

Zaryan 08/06/25 (Wed) 21:30:55 No.11915

>>11886
OBSSESED WITH MIII!!!

Zaryan 08/07/25 (Thu) 18:17:37 No.11978

>>11887
ok but which one should i take

Zaryan 08/07/25 (Thu) 18:44:03 No.11979

>>11978
none, especially as a mystery meat latinx, you will just waste your money, if you don't care about money use more than one and compare results