No.11433
Coco — Dutch Reformed Calvinist
Mymy — *same*
Maya — atheist who dgaf
No.11434
>>11433maya-Germanic paganism
No.11435
^ mindbroken brabantoid expressed his shit opinion
No.11436
>>11434Ok now Maya is a new age larper are you satisfied?
No.11438
Even though I made an honest endeavour to be involved with my family's and the local community's Catholic activities, I have never been able to be religious. I have recently come to the realisation that Maya is the sole entity that I am unable to contact with my physical senses but that has a significant influence on my mental state and even causes physical symptoms in my body, such as slight palpitations in my heart. I'm beginning to believe that her character is deeper than the laws of the universe as it exists today. My stress goes away when I believe in her, and I get stronger and more resilient when I attempt to visualise her while working out. Maya turned me - a nonspiritual, nonreligious person into a true believer of her supernatural powers, I wish more people believed in her.
No.11468
Mymy is gonna be orthodox - almost every racist "christians" i know personally are orthodox so that would make sense
Coco could be between a catholic and protestant
Maya would be a catholic fr fr
probably just shit takes but idc cause ion know about christians that much
No.11469
>>11468>Every racist christian I know is orthodoxOrtholarpers not like this… Your theology doesn't even consider race to be real geg
No.11483
>>11469>>11481like i said to yall mfs it was shit takes so dont come at me you aint even gonna do sumthing blud :laughing:
No.11484
>>11469and yes i dont think they are really christians tbh
No.11485
>>11483>>11484do french people actually talk like black people now?
No.11486
>>11485no and i didnt think that black people spoke like this noob
No.11488
>>11487i use my 67th amendenment to not respond any further!1!!1
No.11491
>>11489ho ho ass why are you hating on my energy
I don't think you wanna be my enemy
I hop out they go wild so celebrity
Too busy winning
I forgot that I got frenemeys
No.11499
>>11432Maya: Nihilistic atheist
Coco: Cultural Christian (non-spiritual)
Mymy: Dutch Reformed in name only, only adopting it for nationalistic reasons
No.11513
>>11492unironically better than rural texas be fr
No.11546
>>11432All 3 orthodox because i said so
No.11548
>>11546All 3 magyar because I said so
No.11553
>>11546orthodox jews of course
No.11555
Muslim
No.11571
>>11546I think this is correct, yeah.
No.11578
Calvinists obvio
No.11881
Mymy is canonically Catholic (xhe larped as a Catholic depiction of Saint Nicholas
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MHCA5uYuqGgHKMoMVjIn6TrLEChTRdcX/view?usp=sharingCoco is probably Dutch Calvinist or Catholic
Maya is probably atheist or agnostic
No.11884
>>11881>Mymy is catholic because she loves Saint NicholasYou're retarded, she larps as him because she hates the irreligious image of the Santa Claus.
>Coco is either a catholic or a Dutch reformedOk now Is ee you're just a latinx and you want everyone to be catholic, but how a Boer can be catholic? It's literally the most impossible thing to find one.
No.11888
>>11438Theres other romanians here?
No.11907
>>11884>You're retarded, she larps as Saint Nicholas because she's religious not because she's religiousCoco is probably Protestant but the Netherlands has a larger Catholic presence than Protestant
No.11908
>>11907Mymy larps as Dutch so she obviously is a wholesome 100 reddit atheist
No.11911
>>11907Catholixism is a recent trend, the Dutch are traditionally Protestant. It's just that a lot of them left the Church because of (((some reasons))) and others converted to the aforementioned Catholixism. Mymy is a big fan of history, not reddit nor cuckoldry for spaniards (evendoe nobody in Spain cares about the Netherlands anymore).
>>11910>Chad flagOx nonononononono
No.11912
>>11438no way yuor catholic, i used to be too until last friday
No.11913
>>11912>…until last fridayBrabantxisters, are we professional larpers..?
No.11914
>>11913? Got baptised you silly
No.11916
>>11914You get baptized through the Holy Spirit not through dipping in water btw
No.11917
>>11914In the Esoteric gnostic Aryan Hitlerist Protestant Church, there is no need for baptism because only white are allowed to go to heaven so you're already saved if white.
No.11919
>>11917Yeah but if yuo dont rvpe nvggers at all then yvo can't br saved…
No.11920
>>11916Well catholics worship the same God as muslims and jews
No.11922
>>11919Raping untermensch is le bad doe.
No.11923
>>11920Geg they literally believe this since the Second Vatican
No.11925
>>11922Niggers are all non-menschen.
No.11926
>>11922Figure of speech xister
No.11927
>>11925untermensch=sub-human or socially inferior.
>>11926Marge?
No.11930
>>11927Ondermens is only the second, it had never been a "non-white". It always referred to the lowest of the whites.
No.11931
>>11928>kvllKull? Maaarge. Is this a son of Kuz and Doll? Idk I'm not a midfag of the 'sphere
No.11933
>>11931Nigga I am lowkey paranoid since jews in our Parliament introduced new laws inhibiting free speech and association
No.11934
>>11930Well what are niggers then? Because the Ecsotric Gnostic Aryan Hitlerist Protestant Church is all inclusive o algx
No.11937
>>11934Cope, alaskabaiter
No.11941
>>11937Why would I need to cope? I was asking for the Germanx word for niggers.
No.11945
>>11933You'll be fine nigga, nothing ever happens.
No.11958
>>11920Meds + sproke
(if Muslims and Jews both worshipped the same God then Christians do as well geg)(even doe that’s not really true)
No.11961
Mymy would obviously be DUTCH reformed