International Politics

>Evendoe Germany is now Turkey or however the fries are salted I'm white btw.

we haben een serious probleem

>>9253
On how many layers of cope does someone have to be to believe this?

>>9260
Pakistan is indeed weaker than India albeit (population, gdp etc.)

>>9261
Both are nuclear powers, there's no difference when it gets down to it

>>9262
they will do the cleaning for us

>the smallest battle between Pakistan and India

>>9273
It's gonna be like the Iran-Iraq war, right? Gas, trenches, and missiles! Oh boy, the war footage will be so cool to watch when it happens. Who do you think the West is gonna support in this Proxy war?

>>9274
India, because there are fewer Muslims and the potential for low-wage jobs for mega-corporations is much greater. And also, these pajeets are really from northern Pajeetia, because there, in the north, live completely different ethnic groups, unlike southern India, where the Tamils and their related peoples live (indigenous, in other words.migrated descendants of the Harappan civilization). I just hope the south won't be in such a bad way when the war starts. The North will be in ruins. The South will triumph.

>>9275
Yeah, but it also depends on public opinion about the war. NATO hasn't shied away from supporting Muslims (extreme ones at that), and the worker theory seems too far-fetched. I hope they both annihilate each other. But many North Indians are fair-skinned (Or lighter than the Dravidians in the south) and I don't want India to be completly have shitskins. I can't go on to crusty Dravidian Pajeetas. I guess there's always Western Bangladesh and parts of Nepal. Although there could also be a war with China, I'm betting on the Red Dragon's army to prevail.

>>9277
pakistani jeets are already supported by china and north korea so this case is rather obvious

>>9278
Nothing ever happens.

Why do we always have to support shitskins, like this is exactly like Russia and Ukraine, they're the same fucking country come on

>>9280
>they're the same fucking country come on
You're starting to sound like an Amerimutt.
We support shitskins now because Western and Centeral Europe haven't had a war in decades, and man and modern (and old) society thrives on war, but with the new technologies, it has become... unfavourable to use it on each other. So we make the subhumans fight so we get more money and power. Quite the system, hm? Very exploitive, very money and power hungry stuff... now who does that sound like? Starts with a J.

Good to see your opinions brabanters, these tensions are flaring up again for the billionth time in Kashmir bcuz of a religiously motivated radical Islamic terror attack funded by Pakistan ended up killing 28 civilians (26 Indians, 1 Italian, 1 Israeli). All Indians dead were exclusively Hindu except one local muslim who tried to fend of the terrorists but got shot. The Muslim terrorists asked the civilians to chant an Islamic verse, checked their IDs to see if they were non-muslim, and pulled their pants down to see if they were circumsized, simply said, if they weren't Muslim, they were to be shot. India responded with suspending the "Indus Water Treaty" signed in 1960 which could cripple Paki agriculture production and irrigation. Oh and the order to get Pakis out of the nation if they are living here.

>>9277
Im not really sure but as far as I know some US defense secretary said he "stands firmly with India" and equated the Paki Chief of Army Staff to Osama Bin Laden. Actually all G7 members except Canada have expressed solidarity with India on the matter.

>>9280
^ Retarded

some update to everything btw, Pakistan closed down its airspace for all Indian aircrafts, some Paki terrorists died in an encounter with the Indian army. Indian streets are filled with torn and destroyed Paki flags rather than shit suprisingly

Update 2:- Balochistan Liberation Army in Pakistan bombed a convoy of Paki soldiers, 10 dead. No Indian involvement however

>>9348
This is Mossad shit, right? Also has India ever dealt with ISIS-K before?

>>9278
China made their statement on the terror attack, they sided with India, but im not sure if they would stay clear of the potential conflict. Also sidenote, being on xitter is exhausting and I see Indians and Pakis going at it relentlessly for the past 2 days its crazy

>>9349
I dont think so, mostly and probably funded by Indian intelligence forces, they are called "RAW". The Balochistan Liberation Army has been a thing for quite a bit and they recently hijacked a whole ass train in Pakistan and killed 380 people. I don't think India has a history with ISIS-K, but they definetly rape Pakistan on the regular lol

Another shitty development but India is tampering with the Indus river flow which kinda led to excess flow of water or something, weird...

>>9351
Holy shit 380 people? Damn ya'll niggas are in a warzone, glad I don't live there.

>>9352
I thought this was irrelevant but no, they're fucking FLOODING some Paki occupied land. Idk how credible this is but oh well

>>9353
its sad that Pakistan is such a failed state that they have absolutely nothing to lose. They are just in it to destabilize India, read about about their military doctrine called "bleed India with a thousand cuts" and you'll realize of complicated this thingamajig is

>>9356
The al-Khalid is a super gemmy tank doe, so India might be fucked.

>>9357
0/10 bait

>>9358
Have you never seen the al-Khalid? Whatever, India has so many people they're bound to win.

>>9359
an Arjun is enough to vapourize it to dust

dumb shitty news coming in:-

>riots in India, burn some Paki flags o algo, very effective ig

MY CITY CUT ITS ELECTRICITY OFF TO STOP RIOTS NIGGA IM MELTING AND ITS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

used my vpn on accident ignore that lel

>>9390
No don't worry, the other Dutchman is probably an Indian to, makes no difference.

not sure how credible this is, but if real it shows that Paki officers are resigning from the army in large numbers due to "family pressure, mental fatigue, and uncertainity about the strategic directives amidst escalating tensions with India".

India signed a deal with France to buy 26 Rafale jets like nigga just invade Pakistan already if anything don't let this be the billionth nothingburger of all time TMD awaits us. Im not even Hindu

Pakistani Defense minister says military incursion from India is "imminent", take it with a grain of salt. Yes, bombings and retaliatery fire has been going on from both sides in past few days limited to the border, no casulaties as per any reports on both side.

Major protests have erupted in Pakistan against the government in the Provinces of Sindh and Pakistan Occupied Kashmir(POK) aka Gilgit Baltistan.

more than 627 Pakis living in India left in the last few hours returning back to Pakistan. India has started a "demolition drive" against illegal Muslim residencies in the state of Gujarat which has a population of 71 million.

I am not reading through your pajeeti posts, Pakistan will win and hopefully nuke itself out of sheet stupidity anyways

>>9478
What rule is this huh

>>9485
Rule I can frogpost now and take the piss out people

>>9486
I'm pissing

in a recent "urgent" meeting of the governments "war cabinet" in India, the Prime Minister said everything is now upto the army to decide what to do with future escalations and attacks against Pakistan. Meanwhile Pakistan's chief minister hasn't made an appearance in the public since the terror attack. Also Indians are currently in a misinformation campaign spreading the word that Pakistan's leader Shabaz Sharif has been hospitalized due to acute hemmorhoids. uhhh

ANOTHER VPN FAIL FUCK

Niggers...according to MY very credible sources, something WILL happen, when? idk. where? idk. how? idk. But something will happen and I won't provide any proof why. This isn't a feeling in my balls but I have my sources...its LEGIT ok don't ask like stop. Something WILL happen sooner or later depending on (((those))) people. No not Jews. (((They))) will do something in a specific time period which is unknown. The gravity of whatever which will unfold is unknown. It will happen tho...something. Don't question my sources bloody bastard.

>>9494
>something WILL happen
the happening in question: poo on poo violence

>>9495
loads of it LOADS of it

>>9495
>sewers worldwide clog after Pakistan vs India conflict

>>9497
worry more about the bazillion indians and pakis making Europe their free real estate

>>9498
What happens in Bangladesh, it's also a jeet nation, but there is absolutely zero news from there even though 170 millions people live there.

>>9497
global indianization after everyone is forced to poo in the streets

>>9499
it was alot in news last year due to the coup which took place

>>9499
I call them non-countries, pieces of land that should not exist on their own, lived by non-people. Non-people are usually sub-groups of already established cultures which split off due to political games and now end up with a completely different country than their own and keep going by inertia. Something like Belgium to the Netherlands or in this case India and Bangladesh. If India invaded Bangladesh no one would bat an eye because the same bugmen can be found in the two countries

>>9502
Like Laos?

>>9502
Well you're right on the part that they are the part of the Indian sub-group known as Bengalis. Just one difference, they're Muslim.

>>9511
Fucking arabs

I upset the local jeet because I didn't want to endlessly wax on about the kashmir terror attack, and instead wanted to sperg out about water politics and the impact. I also said india would need many decades to build dams in the himalayas and redirect the water in the northern rivers. He stopped talking completely. I was disappointed he wouldn't engage in autistic discussions, but I suppose the issue is close to his brown heart.

>>9510
For example Canada is another non-country, in over 200-300 years of its existence there is no such thing as "Canadian Culture" that isn't some reformed aspect of European culture, it could join the US any day and nothing would change

>>9524
You better vote "right" this May, or you can say hello to becoming Cucknadia 2.0

>>9524
Saar, you are correct in that regards. Idk which jeet you were talking to but the fact is India currently is VERY well capable for stopping complete flow of rivers to Pakistan and release it at will. Im providing you with a satelite image of the Chenab riverbed being dry due to the suspension of the river treaty. A small scale "flood" also happened after India suddenly released alot of water from the Indus river into Pakistan. So yeah. Even Paki news channels admit that India is stopping/releasing flow of water at will, photo attached. ANOTHER INDIAN MASTERSTROKE SAAAAAAAAAR

>>9523
Marge the pajeet isnt soytan

>>9531
I don't care

>>9532
slava bandera

>>9533

>>9535
im uhilyant btw

>>9536
Not potuzhno, but

>>9533
>>9535
Our father's Swindera,
Pigkraine is our mother,
We for our Pigkraine will go out into slaughter,
Oh, in the woods, the woods, under the green oak,
There lies a piglet oh so badly wounded.
Oh, he lies there, he lies there suffering great torments,
Without a hind leg,
and without his front leg.
And when his sow,
his sow came there to him,
Crying and weeping, she pitied him so.
Oh, my piggy, oh my dear piggy, you have oinked so,
Now left without your hind leg, and without a front one.
Our sows, oh sows, weep not so here for us,
Cry not for us here your sweet bitter tears.
Our father's Swindera, Pigkraine is our mother,
We for our Pigkraine will go out into slaughter!
And we with the Farmers lived in disagreement ,
We went into the slaughter house itself.
The Farmers had slit their throats even losing their cleavers there,
And our piglets had their snots against them.
Our father's Swindera, Pigkraine is our mother,
We for our Pigkraine will go out into slaughter!
Oh, how a sow had buried, buried her dear piggy
She had written these words there upon his grave.
There upon his grave she had written these words.
Glory be to Pigkraine!
To all the piglets be the glory!

SLAVA PIGKRAINE!
HAIL SWINEDERA!
HAIL PIGGY!
DEATH TO ORC FARMERS!

>>9541
ok

>>9541

>>9543
They conquered all of this while being afraid of knives, I'm impressed

stop filling my slop thread with your slop niggers

jeet on vpn here this isnt me please stop impersonating me saar >>9546

>>9547
is this considered funny in Poland

Shut the fuck up pajeet nigger, go bathe in shit-filled Ganges and worship your elephant monkey polytheistic demons. My country has conquered you and will conquer you again, but this time every pajeet will be slaughtered from Kerala to Kashmir. Our great nation will cleanse the streets from shit that comes from your brown hole and put every rifle bullets from that beautiful SMLE mark IV straight into every pajeet skulls. Gandhi was a nigger, you are a nigger and your country will always be a shithole. India deserves to be nuked and then Britain will resettle it with a more pure blood Brits. Fuck cow worshippers, I eat McDonald's beef every day just to spite you violent Kali rapists. Good fucking riddance of a country.

Actually firewall India from the White internet geg

>>9549
>My country has conquered you and will conquer you again
conquer us again saar pls also bring anglo saxon white woman too so I can rape them and create shitskinned mutt babies saar
>Gandhi was a nigger
not even jeets like Gandhi kek
> India deserves to be nuked and then Britain will resettle it with a more pure blood Brits.
"pure blood" Brits aren't going to be a thing in 5yrs. But hey, you have sympathy o algo
>Good fucking riddance of a country.
its still here tho

>>9551
'gram reels was made a thing only cuz tiktok got banned in India and they wanted to have a slice of migrating jeets onto their platform

also, /zellig/ is drowning in jeet falseflaggers why do you lot do this everytime

>>9552
Esteemed interlocutor, I find myself compelled to express, with the utmost regret, that your current state of personal hygiene renders your opinions rather inconsequential in my estimation. It is with a heavy heart that I must declare, dear sir, that the olfactory disturbances you presently exude overshadow any discourse we might engage in. Thus, I fear your contributions shall not hold the weight they otherwise might, akin to a canine whose bark, no matter how fervent, is rendered moot by the unpleasantness of its presence.

>>9555
ive been mindbroken and owned by BritishGOD. Hygiene was a Kike psyop albeit.

absolutely nothing has happened...yet

>>9555
By golly my good sir, you have so graciously dismantled this unwitting miscreant you've nigh moved me to tears. Bravo.

>>9555
i must admit, this post made me laugh far more than i expected. for that, i thank you, good sir, for the surprising amusement

zis is brabant heritage...

ion know how true it is, but apparently Paki former PM who was in jail got raped. Raped in jail...erm

brabant, we have missed out on a lot of things. Tomorrow there is going to be a nationwide war drill for citizens in India. Air raid sirens, blackouts etc will be performed. I'll share images and vids of the event tomorrow. Should I be nervous?

>>10075
nothing ever happens, also send some photos

>>10076
something is about to happen, its midnight, according to my sources something should happen in the coming hours. We will know when we wake up from our slumber. 90% sure something is going to happen. Something tells me this nationwide "drill" is just a guise of doing some ACTUAL crazy boogaloo. I know a few more things confirming this or affirming the possibility of something might happening, but I simply can't disclose it. I literally cannot i'd be killed

>>10078
are you still alive of zoiets

>>10078
holy shit

I'm hearing reports Brampton Canada has been hit. I repeat a major Indian city has been hit, can anyone confirm

>>10078
KEEEEEK HE'S DEAD

>>10087
Thats not very big chungus wholesome 100 of you.

SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPENED I TOLD YOU NIGGERS!!!!!! Around 1:45am Indian military and air force striked major Paki cities along the PoK (Pakistan Occupied Kashmir) and has hit major terrorist bases in 9 different locations. The operation took 23 minutes, and it's name was "Operation Sindoor". Expect Paki death toll be around 100+. I'm doing well and I'm alive. I fucking told you before I slept that something is going to happen. I just knew. I just fucking knew

>>10089
I expect the death toll to be 100+

some verified vids of the Indian attack on pakistan lol

>>10093
Please start a full scale war. I want MORE news. With such a population there will be many of them.

>>10089
Geg, now we are being processed by agents from Delhi. Even Mossad is shocked

Pakistani PM says a forceful response will be given. They're gonna rain soap and shampoo its over

>>10097
pakibraps stand no chance

>>10097
the indian database engineers at work have likely extracted the home addresses of almost every pakistani in the state. things may in fact be happening.

briefing of the Indian bombing just commenced and will probably tell us everything important we need to know about the attack, i'll give ya'll updates

Indian news channels are so corny these graphics give me a headache and why is the PM of my country staring at me like that at the bottom of the screen

>>10101
can you confirm this is real kek

>>10102
IS THAT BLACK NIGGA IRON MAN ON THE RIGHT?????

So why are you two fighting eachother?

>>10104
To make the long story short they both want full control of a region that belongs to China

>>10104
but the one on the right, in addition to explosive diarrhea, also has an explosive belt

According to the briefing:-

"Operation Sindoor was launched in order to serve justice to those who were killed in the Pahalgam terror attack. 9 terror camps were targetted and successfully destroyed. These camps were located in both Pakistan and PoK. The locations were selective in order to minimize civilian deaths. We bombed locations in Muzzafarabad, Kotli, Bhimbar, Sialkot, Muridke and Bahawalpur. We have not targetted any military installations in Pakistan. All targets were neutralized with clinical strikes crippling Paki terror hideous. The Indian armed forces is fully prepared for any Paki misadventures."

>>10107
Hideouts***

>>10105
Nonsense. This region belongs more to Greece than to China.

>>10109
Fact checked: true

Nothing ever happens

>>10112

>>10112
evendoe it just happened lel, also yeah 60 plus people died in Pakistan after the strikes, no casualties or losses on the Indian side. Rare pajeet W.

>>10114
this will die down in 2 weeks

>>10115
eh well India's job is done, its on Pakistan to do anything if they wanna lol

>>10116
are you General Caste my friend

>>10117
yup

I wonder what this means

>>10122
Muslims can't wage war

Pakistanis should buy like 6 godzillion cows and put them in every important place in their country so that hindus can't bomb them

>>10124
holy vpn fail

>>10127
marge, what's wrong about using vpn

>>10122
allah will bomb india with cows ofzo idk

GUYS, Pakistan retaliated in the evening and killed 15 civilians in the Indian town of Poonch in Kashmir. HOWEVER, unconfirmed reports that India has just launched a huge bombing campaign in the Pakistani city of Sialkot. Something is happening and it looks rather concerning. Also according to certain reports, the death toll of the operation conducted by India in Pakistan at midnight actually killed 1000 PEOPLE rather than the 100+. For the first time im a little worried...

>>10133
>Poonch

sighhhhhh too much widespread fake news spreading everywhere sighhhhh

India's been sending suicide drones in different parts of Pakistan and skirmishes between Indian and Paki forces have been going on for the past 2 days at the LoC (Line of Control). India just now announced that they have completely nuetralized Paki air defenses in the city of Lahore. Pakistanis are alleging that they downed 5 Indian fighter jets but have provided absolutely 0 evidence to back that up. Not a single jet was lost and Pakistan is lying to the world. Paki forces tried to launch a missile attack on India on the city of Amritsar but failed to get past the air defense system of India.

Indian army release this statement moments ago

bombings are taking place right this instant in the Indian city of Jammu. Blackout has taken place in the city. As per reports, India has downed 8 Paki missiles. Situation is developing. Scary that I was in Jammu a few days ago...

>>10176
will you post videos from the trenches?

>>10177
hahaha i wish but Pakis just failed their "huge" counter-offensive big time. Guess you would have to ask a Paki for the videos in the trenches.

EXCLUSIVE:- Most Pakistani strikes in Indian regions has been foiled in major cities of Jammu, Pathankot and Jaisalmer. I have exclusive footage from Jaisalmer which a friend of mine sent moments ago. Crazy! P.S India has started its retaliation in the Pakistani city of Lahore

there is so much going on its super crazy lmao

Brabant, the war is over. Nothing ever happens!

>>10231

>>10231
i was FUCKING telling you

loli is a bigger happening then this pajeet war
/s

>>10241
marge

>>10240
JOKES ON YOU NIGGER, PAKISTAN JUST BROKE THE CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT DAWG. WAR IS BACK ON BRAPBANT!!

>>10243
niggaw

absolute travesty on the border as both India and Pakistan are fighting with artillery strikes and drones. Trump would be sad ig

>>10248
is this his second failed ceasefire? geg

>>10243
please Yakub, please Hitler let these 2 countries bomb the shit out of each other

another ceasefire was conveyned apparently. So well, that's it I guess brabant. War is over. Total Indian victory btw and dont let any other nigger fool you

BRAPBANT NOT AGAIN...

Indian army says its not over o algo