International Politics

Last time when I had a reddit account, I was hyped with adventure time's upcoming projects. I decided to go on a subreddit centered around it. First post which my eyes have saw was an literal naked princes bubblegum in her 13 years old version. It was there for a lot of time, maybe years even. It was pinned and didn't look like it was about be banned. I was shocked and didn't know what to do at first. I decided to report that post to subreddit admins. Their their answer was:"you won't spoil our vibe, homophobe and fascist pig ". It had a lot of linguistic mistakes like fascist written with z. "For your racist and hateful behavior, we sentence you to 10 years in a penal colony in Lesotho o algo !", after I've read that my phone started to hear and some random ads with suspicious,pink pills bricked my phone. I decided to give my phone for a repair. After I returned to take it back, service guy showed up wearing girls' clothes. I was confused and didn't know what to do. he was shouting very loud "TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMANS RIGHTS O ALGO TURN TO CHRIST CHRISTPILLED GEM". Then he went on a chair, put a rope over his neck and his pants. He hanged himself while masturbating in front off me. it was a literal nightmare for me, I told him to take the rope off his neck and to not do anything stupid. His last words were "SPADESON TALKS VQN, ZARYANS LO..ACKKKKK". After I called the police they have taken me to the police station where they interrogated me. Never visit any adventure time subreddit