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Zaryan No.11432
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what Christian denomination would each of the ongezellig girls be?
Zaryan No.11433
Coco — Dutch Reformed Calvinist
Mymy — same
Maya — atheist who dgaf
Zaryan No.11434
>>11433
maya-Germanic paganism
Zaryan No.11435
^ mindbroken brabantoid expressed his shit opinion
Zaryan No.11436
>>11434
Ok now Maya is a new age larper are you satisfied?
Zaryan No.11437
>>11435
>>11436
^mind broken by a joke award
Zaryan No.11438
Even though I made an honest endeavour to be involved with my family's and the local community's Catholic activities, I have never been able to be religious. I have recently come to the realisation that Maya is the sole entity that I am unable to contact with my physical senses but that has a significant influence on my mental state and even causes physical symptoms in my body, such as slight palpitations in my heart. I'm beginning to believe that her character is deeper than the laws of the universe as it exists today. My stress goes away when I believe in her, and I get stronger and more resilient when I attempt to visualise her while working out. Maya turned me - a nonspiritual, nonreligious person into a true believer of her supernatural powers, I wish more people believed in her.
Zaryan No.11439
>>11438
geg
Zaryan No.11449
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>>11438
Wake up sis, you shit your pants
Zaryan No.11468

Mymy is gonna be orthodox - almost every racist "christians" i know personally are orthodox so that would make sense
Coco could be between a catholic and protestant
Maya would be a catholic fr fr

probably just shit takes but idc cause ion know about christians that much

Zaryan No.11469
>>11468
>Every racist christian I know is orthodox
Ortholarpers not like this... Your theology doesn't even consider race to be real geg
Zaryan No.11481
>>11468
meds
Zaryan No.11483
>>11469
>>11481
like i said to yall mfs it was shit takes so dont come at me you aint even gonna do sumthing blud :laughing:
Zaryan No.11484
>>11469
and yes i dont think they are really christians tbh
Zaryan No.11485
>>11483
>>11484
do french people actually talk like black people now?
Zaryan No.11486
>>11485
no and i didnt think that black people spoke like this noob
Zaryan No.11487
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>>11486
did you just call me a noob?
Zaryan No.11488
>>11487
i use my 67th amendenment to not respond any further!1!!1
Zaryan No.11489
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>>11488
thats my line!
Zaryan No.11490
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Positive Christianity
Zaryan No.11491
>>11489
ho ho ass why are you hating on my energy
I don't think you wanna be my enemy
I hop out they go wild so celebrity
Too busy winning
I forgot that I got frenemeys
Zaryan No.11492
>>11491
>ho ho ass why are you hating on my energy
>I don't think you wanna be my enemy
>I hop out they go wild so celebrity >Too busy winning
>I forgot that I got frenemeys
Zaryan No.11499
>>11432
Maya: Nihilistic atheist
Coco: Cultural Christian (non-spiritual)
Mymy: Dutch Reformed in name only, only adopting it for nationalistic reasons
Zaryan No.11500
>>11499
TSMT
Zaryan No.11513
>>11492
unironically better than rural texas be fr
Zaryan No.11514
>>11513
Why are you brown
Zaryan No.11516
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>>11514
im semite blud
Zaryan No.11546
>>11432
All 3 orthodox because i said so
Zaryan No.11547
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>>11546
>All 3 orthodox because i said so
Zaryan No.11548
>>11546
All 3 magyar because I said so
Zaryan No.11553
>>11546
orthodox jews of course
Zaryan No.11555
Muslim
Zaryan No.11570
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Waldensians
Zaryan No.11571
>>11546
I think this is correct, yeah.
Zaryan No.11578
Calvinists obvio
Zaryan No.11881
Mymy is canonically Catholic (xhe larped as a Catholic depiction of Saint Nicholas https://drive.google.com/file/d/1MHCA5uYuqGgHKMoMVjIn6TrLEChTRdcX/view?usp=sharing
Coco is probably Dutch Calvinist or Catholic
Maya is probably atheist or agnostic
Zaryan No.11884
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>>11881
>Mymy is catholic because she loves Saint Nicholas
You're retarded, she larps as him because she hates the irreligious image of the Santa Claus.
>Coco is either a catholic or a Dutch reformed
Ok now Is ee you're just a latinx and you want everyone to be catholic, but how a Boer can be catholic? It's literally the most impossible thing to find one.
Zaryan No.11888
>>11438
Theres other romanians here?
Zaryan No.11890
>>11438
keyed autist
Zaryan No.11907

>>11884
>You're retarded, she larps as Saint Nicholas because she's religious not because she's religious

Coco is probably Protestant but the Netherlands has a larger Catholic presence than Protestant

Zaryan No.11908
>>11907
Mymy larps as Dutch so she obviously is a wholesome 100 reddit atheist
Zaryan No.11910
>>11888
Yeah
Zaryan No.11911
>>11907
Catholixism is a recent trend, the Dutch are traditionally Protestant. It's just that a lot of them left the Church because of (((some reasons))) and others converted to the aforementioned Catholixism. Mymy is a big fan of history, not reddit nor cuckoldry for spaniards (evendoe nobody in Spain cares about the Netherlands anymore).
>>11910
>Chad flag
Ox nonononononono
Zaryan No.11912
>>11438
no way yuor catholic, i used to be too until last friday
Zaryan No.11913
>>11912
>...until last friday
Brabantxisters, are we professional larpers..?
Zaryan No.11914
>>11913
? Got baptised you silly
Zaryan No.11916
>>11914
You get baptized through the Holy Spirit not through dipping in water btw
Zaryan No.11917
>>11914
In the Esoteric gnostic Aryan Hitlerist Protestant Church, there is no need for baptism because only white are allowed to go to heaven so you're already saved if white.
Zaryan No.11918
>>11917
Keyed, xister
Zaryan No.11919
>>11917
Yeah but if yuo dont rvpe nvggers at all then yvo can't br saved...
Zaryan No.11920
>>11916
Well catholics worship the same God as muslims and jews
Zaryan No.11921
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>all the Christian churches rename Christianity into Hitlerist Christianism
Zaryan No.11922
>>11919
Raping untermensch is le bad doe.
Zaryan No.11923
>>11920
Geg they literally believe this since the Second Vatican
Zaryan No.11924
>>11921
Keyed geg.
Zaryan No.11925
>>11922
Niggers are all non-menschen.
Zaryan No.11926
>>11922
Figure of speech xister
Zaryan No.11927
>>11925
untermensch=sub-human or socially inferior.
>>11926
Marge?
Zaryan No.11928
>>11927
Rvpe as in kvll
Zaryan No.11929
>>11928
Ahh, I see.
Zaryan No.11930
>>11927
Ondermens is only the second, it had never been a "non-white". It always referred to the lowest of the whites.
Zaryan No.11931
>>11928
>kvll
Kull? Maaarge. Is this a son of Kuz and Doll? Idk I'm not a midfag of the 'sphere
Zaryan No.11933
>>11931
Nigga I am lowkey paranoid since jews in our Parliament introduced new laws inhibiting free speech and association
Zaryan No.11934
>>11930
Well what are niggers then? Because the Ecsotric Gnostic Aryan Hitlerist Protestant Church is all inclusive o algx
Zaryan No.11937
>>11934
Cope, alaskabaiter
Zaryan No.11941
>>11937
Why would I need to cope? I was asking for the Germanx word for niggers.
Zaryan No.11945
>>11933
You'll be fine nigga, nothing ever happens.
Zaryan No.11958
>>11920
Meds + sproke
(if Muslims and Jews both worshipped the same God then Christians do as well geg)(even doe that’s not really true)
Zaryan No.11961
Mymy would obviously be DUTCH reformed
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