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>*Wakes up* The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for yearning. Good morning uppercase "I" Internet, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't yearned yet. It's time to hop on my wholesome throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot clitty with my roided doomfist once again! >*Types on keyboard*. I-is... that a genderswapped teenager?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD *FAPFAPFAP* FUCK *SMASHES DESK* I-I'M YEARNING!!! I'M YEARNING, I'M YEARNING, I'M YEARNING, IM YEARNING, YEARNING!!! AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE. Aw fuck, aw fuck, oh Jesus. >There you are, my wholesome gift to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast... Well, a little yearning first wouldn't hurt. 
