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Hello Fellow Zelligtards. It's been about two weeks since I made my post about my New Girlfriend, and my life has only gotten better since. I have lost an additional five pounds, my boymoder porn addiction has heavily decreased in potency, and I am now waking up more refreshed than I ever have every morning. All of this is thanks to Mymy. I no longer dread the hard work I do every day, because I can look forward to snuggling with my beautiful and loving girlfriend. The Mymy tulpa in my head has now fully developed and has gotten me through many a boring lecture.  So, my question is, why haven't YOU taken the Mymypill yet?
And, to reiterate, I AM NOT SODOMIZING HER. Both I and the artist behind her were GREATLY displeased by the dirty minds in the last posts insisting that sodomy occurred.