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Markup /zellig/141055
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What if there was an agugu baby with a binky and you pinched his cheek, and he cried "weeeh weeeh", but then you patted his head and he quieted down? If that happened, we would have a classic case of a momentarily startled but quickly appeased "agugu" baby on our hands! Here is the exact, highly scientific breakdown of that adorable interaction: •The Cheek Pinch (The Catalyst): The sudden squish of the cheek completely interrupts peak binky-sucking time. •The Weeeh Weeeh (The Reaction): A perfectly natural, highly dramatic infant response to an unprovoked cheek-squish. The binky likely popped out for maximum acoustic resonance. •The Head Pat (The Resolution): The gentle pats initiate immediate soothing protocols. The baby realizes no harm was meant, the binky goes back in, and peace is completely restored.