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JSID ALREADY

I was thinking that Soyjaks would die a peaceful death after /qa/'s closure in 2021. If only I knew how wrong I really was. As soon as I caught wind of how popular they had become on xitter and shitgram I was infuriated, to the point of wanting to smash my belongings I bought and paid for. Soyjaks were My niche internet autism memes. They were so unknown that I could use them in the open and nobody would ever know. I really do miss those times. What has transpired can be best summed up by an idiom I like to use on the regular. These people are beating a dead horse. Soyjaks are a dead meme, they have been for nearly 2 years. At this point, not much but dust is left. A good ending would have been that the meme would have faded into obscurity, with a few obsessed autists continuing to profess their obsession over it to anyone online who would listen. Sadly it couldn't go that way. For some unfortunate reason, the demonic, neuron-frying algorithms of normie social media decided that it would be a splendid idea to push Soyjaks to the masses. Here we are, it's 2026 and every Soy community I once took an interest in has undergone a great replacement of sorts. I refuse to even look at the sharty anymore, but last time I was there, the site was rampant with disgustingly new nusoiniggers and xitter immigrants. It was sickening. This disgusts me even thinking about it to this day. Why couldn't Soyjaks die the death they deserved? 

This brings me to the video posted by OP. If Soyjaks are popular enough on these platforms that it would be viable to make a MARKETABLE PLUSHIE of Gapejak, then the meme is beyond too far gone. Just. Fucking. Shut. It. Down. Already.

To anyone who has discovered Soyjaks in the last year and a half, I urge you to give up your obsession and let them wither away how it was supposed to.

Perhaps my previous request was too harsh. I ask that anyone who posts Soyjaks on platforms such as Instagram, Tiktok and the like to CEASE YOUR OPERATION IMMEDIATELY. I do not hold any resentment to you or anyone like you. I truly do hope you find something else to channel your autistic obsession into, but please, let Soyjaks stay on imageboards, where they rightfully belong.

Thank you and good day.