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Today I finally used the toilet! There was a little problem though.. I got a phone call from Daequan and I rushed to pick it up and I fucking dropped my phone in the toilet.. Leave it to silly fucking autistic me to drop my PHONE in the toilet before computer camp.. Needless to say I quickly tried to reach in but I fucking slipped because the floor was wet and my whole forearm was deep into the feces filled toilet! I couldn't even SEE my phone anymore through all the poop and all I can hear is the sound of Daequan underwater..

At this point I was having to sift through all my shit and I was praying my phone would be okay. There were times I think I found it but I was just grabbing a turd! I am a fucking disgusting loser.. But after all that work FINALLY I got my phone! As I pull it out I wiped the sweat off my forehead without realizing that my arm was covered in SHIT. I fucking did it again I couldn't believe it I'm covered in my own shit... AGAIN. Daequan was yelling but I couldn't understand him due water being in my phone speakers. I was just shaking my hands panicking (which just made shit fly all over the bathroom!) Oh what was I to do?

The rest of this story is far too embarassing but needless to say I won't be going to computer camp this year. Mom took away everything but my laptop because I said I need it for school. I can't post for awhile I need to finish cleaning the bathroom. Just fucking KILL ME ALREADY.