Markup /zellig/108822

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>>107085
>be circus_2
>wake up, instantly open sharty /qa/
>look for all the 'zellig threads and bookmark each of them
>quota is 2 supersages per thread
>take 5 minutes to get through them all because i have to erase my cookies to bypass the supersage cooldown and then retype my namefag password each time
>finally finish saging all of them twice, that'll teach those obsessed zelligfags
>keep each thread open in separate tabs in case someone tries to 'gate me
>i deserve a treat for the hard work i've done today
>open r34, browse for a bit then finally find a nice girldick pomni x maid jax gem to goon to
>get really into it, jax is literally me
>about to cum
>notice a (1) popped up in one of the tabs i was saging in
>i can't let those zelligfags win
>supersage ready to post, just in time for me to switch back to my goon tab
>post failed
>it's the image only thread, how could i forget?
>quickly pull up my soyjak banners folder
>end up finishing to a soyjak instead of the gem i was gooning to in my other tab
>cum all over my keyboard and mouse
>sadness turns to rage as i wipe down my setup
>write up the leakiest brap about how 'zellig is a dead cancelled series, the logo is ugly and that tadc won
>hit post
>media pending approval
>that's strange, i used the same image i was saging with earlier this morning
>whatever, delete my cookies again and go for the 2nd supersage
>You have been banned!
>realise that in the struggle of cleaning my setup i accidentally uploaded the tadc porn i was gooning to instead of the soyjak banner
>close my browser and cry on the trans suicide hotline for 20 minutes
>reset my router and start using a different browser to ban evade under yet another new alias